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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3842346 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8840 on: December 06, 2016, 09:20:55 PM »
I have a weird way of saying things.
Now this is as clear as can be :P

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8841 on: December 06, 2016, 09:22:11 PM »
maybe I have a wierd way of reading things.
I am right and you are wrong.  >:(
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8842 on: December 06, 2016, 09:43:40 PM »
I wonder what Trump will have to accomplish to get the anti-Trump folks here and Charles Blow to stop the bashing.

Or there is no such threshold?
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8843 on: December 06, 2016, 09:45:31 PM »
I wonder what Trump will have to accomplish to get the anti-Trump folks here and Charles Blow to stop the bashing.

Or there is no such threshold?
Nothing short of stepping down

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8844 on: December 06, 2016, 09:48:17 PM »
Nothing short of stepping down
you really think that would do the trick?
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8845 on: December 06, 2016, 10:58:54 PM »
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/12/06/man-shoves-muslim-new-york-city-transit-worker-down-stairs-shouting-youre-a-terrorist/?utm_term=.09b1ff783368

It also happened on the same day that police officials announced a 35 percent spike in hate crimes from last year, which Mayor Bill de Blasio called “dangerous” and “obviously connected to the election.”
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Since Election Day, hate crimes have increased by 115 percent, with 43 hate crimes reported, compared to 20 during the same period last year, New York Police Department Chief of Detectives Robert Boyce said in a news conference Monday. Twenty-four of those incidents were found to be anti-Semitic, and four were anti-Muslim.

Hmmmmmm
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8846 on: December 06, 2016, 11:53:13 PM »
Curious to hear if any Jews here feel even 1% less safe since Trump was elected.
I mean with thousands of readers here I'm sure our data is statistically significant.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8847 on: December 06, 2016, 11:56:48 PM »
Curious to hear if any Jews here feel even 1% less safe since Trump was elected.
I mean with thousands of readers here I'm sure our data is statistically significant.
http://www.tabletmag.com/scroll/218236/anti-semitism-is-back

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8848 on: December 07, 2016, 12:28:28 AM »
Curious to hear if any Jews here feel even 1% less safe since Trump was elected.
I mean with thousands of readers here I'm sure our data is statistically significant.
Thousands of readers and how many Jews in the US, 5mm+? How many of these thousands of readers live in the same areas? I would say it is statistically insignificant.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8849 on: December 07, 2016, 12:38:56 AM »
I wonder what Trump will have to accomplish to get the anti-Trump folks here and Charles Blow to stop the bashing.
How about telling the truth for a change?
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8850 on: December 07, 2016, 12:51:01 AM »
http://www.tabletmag.com/scroll/218236/anti-semitism-is-back

I didn't bother clicking on this. All I can say is that the Left only notices anti-Semitism when it comes from the Right.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8851 on: December 07, 2016, 12:53:08 AM »
I didn't bother clicking on this. All I can say is that the Left only notices anti-Semitism when it comes from the Right.
...and the right only notices when it comes from the left so all bases should be covered.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8852 on: December 07, 2016, 12:54:25 AM »
How about bases loaded until we find out the details. Like Carrier sounds bites are not reality.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2016/12/06/he-got-up-there-and-lied-his-a-off-carrier-union-leader-on-trumps-big-deal/?utm_term=.a8980e495eb3
Oh so 800 isn't either an accomplishment. Ok. You'll never give him credit for anything.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8853 on: December 07, 2016, 12:54:51 AM »
...and the right only notices when it comes from the left so all bases should be covered.

No, I am sorry, I disagree vehemently. The Left has coddled its anti-Semites in a way the Right never has. Not even close.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8854 on: December 07, 2016, 12:55:05 AM »
Thousands of readers and how many Jews in the US, 5mm+? How many of these thousands of readers live in the same areas? I would say it is statistically insignificant.

Guess how many people are polled to determine how 100mm+ people will vote in a Presidential election?
Yes, a few thousand. And the margin of error is quite low.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8855 on: December 07, 2016, 12:57:27 AM »
Guess how many people are polled to determine how 100mm+ people will vote in a Presidential election?
Yes, a few thousand. And the margin of error is quite low.
Worked out well this time.  :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8856 on: December 07, 2016, 12:59:30 AM »
Oh so 800 isn't either an accomplishment. Ok. You'll never give him credit for anything.
When it is a good deal you give him credit. When he has to lie about the number you have to ask why. Even the economist on FIX news thinks it was a bad deal.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8857 on: December 07, 2016, 01:02:28 AM »
I didn't bother clicking on this. All I can say is that the Left only notices anti-Semitism when it comes from the Right.

The article is saying the obvious (to us).
That anti-semitism was never gone.

The WaPo statement that in the past month "hate crimes [in NYC] have increased by 115 percent, [while] 24 of those incidents were found to be anti-Semitic" is completely laughable. I've experienced anti-semitism hundreds of times in NYC while doing things peacefully walking down the street or driving. 24 anti-semitic incidents in NYC in 1 month is probably 1/10,000th of what actually happens in reality.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8858 on: December 07, 2016, 01:05:54 AM »
This is just to funny. Numerous reports of hate crimes being up and most here claim it is not true.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8859 on: December 07, 2016, 01:09:04 AM »
No, I am sorry, I disagree vehemently. The Left has coddled its anti-Semites in a way the Right never has. Not even close.
If this is true then why do the majority of the hate groups support Trump? Do you consider him part of the left?
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(