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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3831612 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8920 on: December 07, 2016, 04:30:50 PM »
Why don't you chime in with your observations?
The comments about blacks is strange. I don't see them as anti-Jew.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8921 on: December 07, 2016, 04:35:33 PM »
I've experienced the same among blacks.
But its kinda strange.
Because amongst them I find the biggest Jew lovers and Jew haters, I just don't get it.

Yes, true! From one extreme to the other! Of course it's just my experience but it's interesting that we've encountered the same thing.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8922 on: December 07, 2016, 04:37:10 PM »
Yes, true! From one extreme to the other! Of course it's just my experience but it's interesting that we've encountered the same thing.
Do both of you dress the same? Not being funny.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8923 on: December 07, 2016, 04:38:58 PM »
Back on topic-
I imagine Trump's cabinet picks are making liberals blood boil and dead lebs turn in their graves. Gotta love it!

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8924 on: December 07, 2016, 04:39:33 PM »
The comments about blacks is strange. I don't see them as anti-Jew.

Blacks are not anti-Jew any more than Jews are anti-Black. There are plenty of racist Jews, and plenty of antisemitic blacks.

But do you know what is more strange? Blacks in Crown Heights use Swastikas and Nazi slogans to hurl hate at their Jewish neighbors. These are not isolated incidents, they are commonplace. I often wonder if they realize that Hitler would have killed them just as quickly had they been around.

I will say, that the only people who will stop me on the street and tell me how amazing Jews are are black people. This is true in my hometown, South Africa, and throughout the States.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8925 on: December 07, 2016, 05:00:03 PM »
Back on topic-
Lets go back in the gutter.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8926 on: December 07, 2016, 05:04:25 PM »
Yes, true! From one extreme to the other! Of course it's just my experience but it's interesting that we've encountered the same thing.

I would say that in places like Crown Heights, it's a little more than meets the eye at first. I would say that a portion of the Black community might feel threatened (not unlike the more traditional feel threatened by the young modern crowd, though at a very different scale). But once they have a personal experience or interaction, they are excellent friends and neighbors (mostly).
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8928 on: December 07, 2016, 05:51:39 PM »
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8930 on: December 08, 2016, 12:57:43 PM »
This time...


Its not about supporting or being against Trump. I think Trump was person of the year regardless of whether he won or not. And Time definitely doesnt only choose people who were important in a positive way. Otherwise Hitler would not have been Man of the Year

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8931 on: December 08, 2016, 01:23:25 PM »
Its not about supporting or being against Trump. I think Trump was person of the year regardless of whether he won or not. And Time definitely doesnt only choose people who were important in a positive way. Otherwise Hitler would not have been Man of the Year
Ding ding ding we have a winner.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8932 on: December 08, 2016, 02:10:30 PM »
Its not about supporting or being against Trump. I think Trump was person of the year regardless of whether he won or not. And Time definitely doesnt only choose people who were important in a positive way. Otherwise Hitler would not have been Man of the Year

Or maybe Time is still the worthless drivel it's always been. The fact that they had the audacity to refer to a sadistic butcher - who, it would be more appropriate to call an animal- as man of the year is beyond belief.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8935 on: December 09, 2016, 03:42:27 PM »
Its not about supporting or being against Trump. I think Trump was person of the year regardless of whether he won or not. And Time definitely doesnt only choose people who were important in a positive way. Otherwise Hitler would not have been Man of the Year
Totally wrong. There's no way Trump gets this if he doesn't win. Which is what makes the ironic incongruity of the covers laughable.
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"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8937 on: December 10, 2016, 09:19:10 PM »
Now he attacks the CIA.
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/trump-team-dismisses-report-russians-hacking-was-help-trump-win-n694271
You should apply for a job at CNN Palestine bureau  :P
He's not allow to punch back after they accuse him?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8938 on: December 10, 2016, 09:44:29 PM »
He's not allow to punch back after they accuse him?
He's worst than a school girl on twitter.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8939 on: December 10, 2016, 09:48:17 PM »
than a school girl on twitter.
Link ?