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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 4445999 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9600 on: January 06, 2017, 12:07:46 PM »
Black and white proof of DNC conspiring to elect Hillary and throw Bernie and his supporters under the bus = not meddling with the election.
Unknown 11 year old phishes James Podesta = Russia meddled in the election.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9601 on: January 06, 2017, 12:12:15 PM »
Ask JTZ he'll tell you the FBI is an apolitical organization.
They sided with crybaby sore-loser Obama despite no evidence?
That was purely coincidental.
Someone is going to need to translate this for me.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9602 on: January 06, 2017, 12:17:31 PM »
Black and white proof of DNC conspiring to elect Hillary and throw Bernie and his supporters under the bus = not meddling with the election.
Unknown 11 year old phishes James Podesta = Russia meddled in the election.
What are you talking about? This is about a foreign country trying to influence our elections. Which side they pick does not matter. What matters is what they tried to do. Trump won in case you don't know. Get over it.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9603 on: January 06, 2017, 12:18:00 PM »
Someone is going to need to translate this for me.

Obama = crybaby sore-loser acting out because his political clone lost the election
FBI = Unbiased organization according to JTZ, so we must believe when they say Russia is responsible.

Coincidentally, the FBI reveals that the DNC did not let them access the evidence.
I can also add that coincidentally, the DNC is claiming that the FBI had access to the evidence.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9604 on: January 06, 2017, 12:19:45 PM »
This has to be a first. The winners constantly crying.  :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9605 on: January 06, 2017, 12:20:07 PM »
What are you talking about? This is about a foreign country trying to influence our elections. Which side they pick does not matter. What matters is what they tried to do. Trump won in case you don't know. Get over it.

This is about a crybaby sore-loser who's convinced that anyone besides Hillary is responsible for the election loss.
He therefore throws untrained darts at Russia to try to muck as much as possible for his much more successful successor.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9606 on: January 06, 2017, 12:22:44 PM »
He therefore throws untrained darts at Russia to try to muck as much as possible for his much more successful successor.
So our three main intelligence agencies are all in on this. Our those helicopters still following you?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9607 on: January 06, 2017, 12:25:12 PM »
What are you talking about? This is about a foreign country trying to influence our elections. Which side they pick does not matter. What matters is what they tried to do. Trump won in case you don't know. Get over it.
Just like BHO did in Israel in 2015, and overtly in the UK over Brexit.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9608 on: January 06, 2017, 12:26:34 PM »
Just like BHO did in Israel in 2015, and overtly in the UK over Brexit.
So you agree Russia tried the same thing you are accusing BO of?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9609 on: January 06, 2017, 12:29:44 PM »
So our three main intelligence agencies are all in on this. Our those helicopters still following you?

1) I could care less if Russia tried to influence, every country tries to influence, and America is literally the worst country in the world if you're using that barometer. I haven't heard about you renouncing your citizenship though.

2) Even if you bring proof that they did try to influence, they did not influence the election.

3) Julian Assange has never been proven to be a liar, and he says it was not Russia. The FBI/DNC, both claim each other is lying, so regardless, I'm not worse than the DNC when I call out the FBI as liars.

4) I'm not sure if you have seen but the fact is that any government organization that's under the President is under his influence. So yes, the IRS can discriminate against R's, the DOJ can ignore any D scandals, and the FBI and all the orgs say exactly what their bosses want them to say.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9610 on: January 06, 2017, 12:32:45 PM »
3) Julian Assange has never been proven to be a liar, and he says it was not Russia.
You owe me a cup of coffee. I just spit it out.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9611 on: January 06, 2017, 12:40:31 PM »
So you agree Russia tried the same thing you are accusing BO of?
I really have no clue, nor do I really care. I will not be surprised to find out one way or the other.

Just because the US is called a democracy, doesn't mean they don't engage in questionable activities. Any government that is able to, and has an interest to do so, engages is such activities. Don't fool yourself otherwise.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9612 on: January 06, 2017, 12:49:20 PM »
I really have no clue, nor do I really care. I will not be surprised to find out one way or the other.

Just because the US is called a democracy, doesn't mean they don't engage in questionable activities. Any government that is able to, and has an interest to do so, engages is such activities. Don't fool yourself otherwise.
You are missing the point. It is about trying to stop foreign countries from hacking into our info. If you don't care that is fine. I and millions of Americans do. This last attempt just happens to be about the election. The Trumpsters are afraid it might look bad for their savior. I don't care.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9613 on: January 06, 2017, 01:06:00 PM »
You are missing the point. It is about trying to stop foreign countries from hacking into our info. If you don't care that is fine. I and millions of Americans do. This last attempt just happens to be about the election. The Trumpsters are afraid it might look bad for their savior. I don't care.

Even if you think that anything changed during this election, it doesn't worry you that Obama threw out Russia at a time when the FBI had no evidence of the Russian government hacking?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9614 on: January 06, 2017, 01:09:36 PM »
Even if you think that anything changed during this election, it doesn't worry you that Obama threw out Russia at a time when the FBI had no evidence of the Russian government hacking?
1 - Trump won no matter where this leads. Not sure how many different ways I can say this.
2 - I don't know when Obama knew what. Hopefully that all comes out today.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9615 on: January 06, 2017, 01:12:01 PM »
1 - Trump won no matter where this leads. Not sure how many different ways I can say this.
2 - I don't know when Obama knew what. Hopefully that all comes out today.

We know that Trump won.
Obama is trying to disrupt the results of a democratic election by throwing a tantrum about Russia hacking.
His premature reaction just shows how big of a sore-loser he is, and his motivations.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9616 on: January 06, 2017, 01:18:47 PM »
We know that Trump won.
Obama is trying to disrupt the results of a democratic election by throwing a tantrum about Russia hacking.
His premature reaction just shows how big of a sore-loser he is, and his motivations.
Lets say you are correct about his motivations. I DON"T CARE!!! This issue is a foreign government trying to influence our election. If all the agencies agree on what happened I will go with them every day of the week and twice on Sunday over Trump. Trump is still seeing Muslims celebrating in the street and on roof tops over 911.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9617 on: January 06, 2017, 01:26:44 PM »
You are missing the point. It is about trying to stop foreign countries from hacking into our info. If you don't care that is fine. I and millions of Americans do. This last attempt just happens to be about the election. The Trumpsters are afraid it might look bad for their savior. I don't care.

Hacking is a reality of our online era. If it's not another government (do you really think the US doesn't engage in this?) so it might be someone else. The only thing that should bother you is that this is being politicized, and/or that our agencies are incompetent.

If a hack was discovered, all it means is that defenses have to go up even better. This is a game that is constantly played in the hacking world (as it is in the legal, and not-so-legal tax avoidance world). Each player needs to try and constantly be ahead of the other.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9618 on: January 06, 2017, 02:06:08 PM »
If the question is political then what is the purpose of Trump keeping the story alive by bringing it up from "the Bully Keyboard" every single day? I agree that BO is using this to try and delegitimize Trump. Of course he is trying to do that. That is politics. Of course hat is why for this he is creating sanctions while for more serious hacks he did not. Guys, get over it. DT is similarly replying based on his percieved political gain. JTZ get over it. Should he continue and is it in his best interests? probably not but he is who he is and there is no point in jump at him over and over again for that either just like t is pointless and childish to feel the need to repeat every day "grab some you know what".
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9619 on: January 06, 2017, 02:44:23 PM »
You owe me a cup of coffee. I just spit it out.
Pick number 3 but skip the other 3 points. Typical JTZ/Democrat