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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Who are you voting for?

Clinton
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Trump
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Johnson
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Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 4461280 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9740 on: January 10, 2017, 02:15:06 PM »
https://twitter.com/AviMayer/status/818885116428697600

Lol
What did I miss. Thought they were moving it. Bibi say something Trump didn't like?   :)
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9741 on: January 10, 2017, 03:19:33 PM »
Now this:

https://twitter.com/GingerGibson/status/818897010053042177

"Make America Sick Again!"

Maybe it was polio that made America great way back when.

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"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9743 on: January 10, 2017, 03:40:38 PM »
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/no-evidence-trump-campaign-or-rnc-successfully-hacked-fbi-director/ar-BBy7S58?li=BBnb7Kz
But how can that be? Rachel Maddow said Trump was lying when he wrote that the RNC wasn't hacked! SHe said that in the report it said that they were!
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9744 on: January 10, 2017, 03:42:59 PM »
But how can that be? Rachel Maddow said Trump was lying when he wrote that the RNC wasn't hacked! SHe said that in the report it said that they were!
I will believe Comey over her or Trump.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9745 on: January 10, 2017, 03:47:06 PM »
I will believe Comey over her or Trump.
But she was coming from the report?
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9746 on: January 10, 2017, 03:54:31 PM »
But she was coming from the report?
I can read the report and I can read what Trump said. He lied about the report saying it did not effect the outcome of the election and he was telling the truth when he said the "RNC" was not hacked according to the report. Unlike most here some can look at this objectively.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9747 on: January 10, 2017, 04:04:39 PM »
After the election the left has been fighting with a renewed intensity who's main purpose is to delegitimize my vote against them.
Get used to it. That is politics. When you lose an election you try to advance your politics in other ways which include trying to delegitimize the loss.
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9748 on: January 10, 2017, 04:07:41 PM »
Get used to it. That is politics. When you lose an election you try to advance your politics in other ways which include trying to delegitimize the loss.
You can repeat it all you want but it doesn't make it so. She started off by saying "our" president.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9749 on: January 10, 2017, 04:09:34 PM »
You can repeat it all you want but it doesn't make it so. She started off by saying "our" president.
Who is she? Do you mean Maddow? What does that have to do with anything?
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9750 on: January 10, 2017, 04:12:12 PM »
Who is she? Do you mean Maddow? What does that have to do with anything?
I thought that was who we were currently discussing.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9751 on: January 10, 2017, 04:12:51 PM »
I thought that was who we were currently discussing.
That was a response to Yuneeq
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9752 on: January 10, 2017, 04:14:42 PM »
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9753 on: January 10, 2017, 04:26:48 PM »
Now this:

https://twitter.com/GingerGibson/status/818897010053042177

"Make America Sick Again!"

Maybe it was polio that made America great way back when.
It is only going to get worse.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9754 on: January 10, 2017, 05:45:47 PM »
I can read the report and I can read what Trump said. He lied about the report saying it did not effect the outcome of the election and he was telling the truth when he said the "RNC" was not hacked according to the report. Unlike most here some can look at this objectively.
Isn't the Comey letter what affected the outcome if the election?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9755 on: January 10, 2017, 06:21:48 PM »
I get my info from many sources including FIX news. You keep making claims you can't back up. I am this, I am that but when I corner you your answer is "whatever" instead of admitting you made a mistake.

It's not called making a mistake.
It's called getting sick of your word games that literally everyone would agree you are constantly playing.
It's called admitting that I am being trolled so I just gotta stop feeding.

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What term is acceptable to you for someone who consistently defends this extremely flawed individual?

The same term you use for the people that defend JTZ from the child rapist allegations?
I truly believe the allegations are 100% false, and are just being thrown out there to tarnish JTZ's name unfairly.
I will write 100 comments online defending JTZ from any wrongdoing.
What term would best describe me?
Visibly Jewish

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9756 on: January 10, 2017, 06:47:28 PM »
Do you hear Trump voters calling themselves Trumpsters?
So get off your high horse and admit that you are using it throughout this thread in a mocking derogatory manner.
That's what it means to be a special snowflake. Always getting offended (un-ironically from this snowflake term) but never noticing that all this time you've been trashing everyone for their opinions, viewing people in the worst possible light, and calling people names. It's using snark and sarcasm to dish out insults while squirming out of any ridiculous statements because you're constantly engaged in wordplay.

FYI: I'm not a Trump supporter a tenth as much as I'm anti-leftwing control of politics, culture, and the media.
I didn't decide to vote for Trump until I was in the voters booth.
I don't view Trump as the guy that would bring America to great heights but rather as the guy who will stop the descent to extreme lows. Maybe he'll make America a bit better, I don't know. After the election the left has been fighting with a renewed intensity who's main purpose is to delegitimize my vote against them. You've swallowed every one of the left's talking points hook, line, and sinker, to the point where you can't attempt to differentiate between your thoughts and the thoughts of the mind-controlling MSM.
#makeamericaabitbetteragain
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9757 on: January 10, 2017, 07:39:54 PM »
Chances Trump tweets something very stupid and extremely controversial, but ultimately meaningless (to most Americans) in the next 24 hours just hit 100%...

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9758 on: January 10, 2017, 07:51:46 PM »
Chances Trump tweets something very stupid and extremely controversial, but ultimately meaningless (to most Americans) in the next 24 hours just hit 100%...
...and the Trumpsters will defend it
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9759 on: January 10, 2017, 07:57:04 PM »
...and the Trumpsters will defend it
And the moderate, non Trumpeters will laugh it off as meaningless but entertaining.