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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1735739 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10110 on: January 20, 2017, 08:38:24 AM »
You will have to wait four years when Trump does it.  :)

Sad.
I thought you considered me a Trumpster.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10111 on: January 20, 2017, 09:28:25 AM »
I am fully aware of the far extent of his character flaws. If we remain focused on that then it will prevent anything that he can hopefully accomplish despite these flaws. DT has been my prime example of a bag of hot air for 30 years already.
Flawed individuals accomplish great things all the time. Hopefully he will be one of them.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10112 on: January 20, 2017, 09:34:25 AM »
May G-d be with President Trump and help him lead our nation in a positive direction.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10113 on: January 20, 2017, 09:37:59 AM »
Flawed individuals accomplish great things all the time. Hopefully he will be one of them.
This we are in full agreement on!
May G-d be with President Trump and help him lead our nation in a positive direction.
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Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10114 on: January 20, 2017, 09:38:24 AM »
May G-d be with President Trump and help him lead our nation in a positive direction.
Amen. I think this is something everyone would like to see happen, regardless of their thoughts of his character
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10115 on: January 20, 2017, 09:40:00 AM »
Did Ivanka go to church this morning? Didn't see her come out.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10116 on: January 20, 2017, 09:43:10 AM »
Goalpost marker - 1/20/17 - DOW open - 19732.40
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10117 on: January 20, 2017, 09:50:52 AM »
May G-d be with President Trump and help him lead our nation in a positive direction.
Amen

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10118 on: January 20, 2017, 11:22:32 AM »
What does that have to do with anything?

I thought you were basking in your greatest comment ever?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10119 on: January 20, 2017, 11:23:33 AM »
I've been busy for the last little while- so who won in the end?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10120 on: January 20, 2017, 11:52:03 AM »
I've been busy for the last little while- so who won in the end?
Putin

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10121 on: January 20, 2017, 11:58:56 AM »
New president alert momentarily
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10122 on: January 20, 2017, 12:00:36 PM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10123 on: January 20, 2017, 12:10:00 PM »
This is a campaign speech. He needs to be upbeat and try and unite.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10124 on: January 20, 2017, 12:16:32 PM »
This is a campaign speech. He needs to be upbeat and try and unite.
I know it's Vox (I can guess how that will play with most here), but still a good job collecting some highlights of past speeches: