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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Johnson
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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1667498 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10260 on: January 22, 2017, 04:29:35 PM »
This is now getting absurd. "Alternative Facts" does she know how stupid she looks saying that. Can't wait for the Trumpsters spin on this one.

WH Press Secretary Gave 'Alternative Facts'
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/wh-press-secretary-gave-alternative-facts/ar-AAm7ggd?li=BBnb7Kz
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10261 on: January 22, 2017, 04:34:02 PM »
This is now getting absurd. "Alternative Facts" does she know how stupid she looks saying that. Can't wait for the Trumpsters spin on this one.

WH Press Secretary Gave 'Alternative Facts'
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/wh-press-secretary-gave-alternative-facts/ar-AAm7ggd?li=BBnb7Kz

How did I hear Trump put it, when no one wants to go on TV to defend him, she's always willing.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10262 on: January 22, 2017, 04:36:34 PM »
How did I hear Trump put it, when no one wants to go on TV to defend him, she's always willing.
But to make her look like a fool?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10263 on: January 22, 2017, 06:24:08 PM »
Even FOX would not let them get off the hook on this. Everyone of his lies will be challenged. This is only going to get worse.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/kellyanne-conway-cites-alternative-facts-in-tense-interview-with-chuck-todd-over-false-crowd-size-claims-171242433.html
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10264 on: January 22, 2017, 06:37:11 PM »
Twitter is going crazy with this. 
@anthonyVslater: Steve Kerr on his in unmemorable, short Magic career: "Sean Spicer will be talking about my career any second. 14,000 points." /video/1


And NBC  is calling this an alternative win.  They really make it too easy,  and there was no need to say anything in the first place. 
@SoCalSports4You: Lakers suffer worst loss in franchise history...49-point loss to the Dallas Mavericks: INSTANT RECAP>>  http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/Lakers-Lose-to-Dallas-Mavericks-411467465.html /photo/1

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10265 on: January 22, 2017, 06:37:49 PM »
Even FOX would not let them get off the hook on this. Everyone of his lies will be challenged. This is only going to get worse.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/kellyanne-conway-cites-alternative-facts-in-tense-interview-with-chuck-todd-over-false-crowd-size-claims-171242433.html
I'm told Fox isn't reporting the alternative facts quote.  Not true?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10266 on: January 22, 2017, 06:46:50 PM »
I'm told Fox isn't reporting the alternative facts quote.  Not true?
Not sure but it was made on another network.

ETA: Can't find anything on FOX's site about it. Paging TimT.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10267 on: January 22, 2017, 07:14:47 PM »
If there are alternative facts would that make Trump the alternative President?  :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10268 on: January 22, 2017, 07:42:18 PM »
If there are alternative facts would that make Trump the alternative President?  :)
Alt-right?
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10269 on: January 22, 2017, 11:06:37 PM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10270 on: January 23, 2017, 12:52:54 AM »


He is headed to the kosher kitchen

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10271 on: January 23, 2017, 02:08:39 AM »


They are scared and not thinking straight.

Interesting to note is that the women's march organizer Linda Sarsour believes in Shariah law and stands with ISIS. I'm not making this stuff up. If anyone needed better understanding of why Trump won, it's very simple. This terrorist sympathizer with a radical message can get tens of thousands of people to stand behind her, and the media will promote it. And that scares the living daylights of the average American.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10272 on: January 23, 2017, 05:12:41 AM »
Interesting to note is that the women's march organizer Linda Sarsour believes in Shariah law and stands with ISIS. I'm not making this stuff up. If anyone needed better understanding of why Trump won, it's very simple. This terrorist sympathizer with a radical message can get tens of thousands of people to stand behind her, and the media will promote it. And that scares the living daylights of the average American.
We appreciate the "alternative facts".
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10273 on: January 23, 2017, 05:26:55 AM »
We appreciate the "alternative facts".
which ones the fact that she asked an anti-abortion islamic womens group with ties to hamas financiers to join the march
see here

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10274 on: January 23, 2017, 08:35:13 AM »
We appreciate the "alternative facts".

How about just facts.
http://archive.is/Uftl5

Here's a pic of her giving the ISIS one finger salute (GIYF, warning ISIS images are highly graphic).
http://pamhates.tumblr.com/post/117579433765/pamela-geller-recently-was-given-a-platform-to

There's much more from this dirtbag.

Edit: How about courage? https://mobile.twitter.com/lsarsour/status/653370490434756608/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
« Last Edit: January 23, 2017, 08:46:25 AM by yuneeq »