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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
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Trump
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Johnson
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Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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I do vote in general, but won't be this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3770186 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10340 on: January 23, 2017, 12:59:49 PM »
You used all your turns.
Maybe you believe one for me three for you is fair.  :P
man, you are really good at deflection and avoidance. Just an objective observation 

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10341 on: January 23, 2017, 12:59:53 PM »
You used all your turns.
Maybe you believe one for me three for you is fair.  :P
I am the one who just answered 3 questions of yours.
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10342 on: January 23, 2017, 01:00:13 PM »
What about the difference between 9 months, and 1 day after delivery?
What part of life begins at conception is so hard to understand?
If you want to know if I believe abortion at any point is murder just ask and stop beating around the bush.
What does any of this have to do with the WH "alternative facts"?
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10343 on: January 23, 2017, 01:01:17 PM »
man, you are really good at deflection and avoidance. Just an objective observation
Since I am not good at math you care to add up how questions I answered in this salvo?
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10344 on: January 23, 2017, 01:06:17 PM »

What part of life begins at conception is so hard to understand?
If you want to know if I believe abortion at any point is murder just ask and stop beating around the bush.

Do you believe abortion is murder?

What does any of this have to do with the WH "alternative facts"?

Nothing. This thread went/is going off topic...

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10345 on: January 23, 2017, 01:06:26 PM »
No just staying objective like always.  :P
I don't move the goalpost. Once he gets in office we can discuss policies instead of his indefensible character.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10346 on: January 23, 2017, 01:07:55 PM »
What part of life begins at conception is so hard to understand?
If you want to know if I believe abortion at any point is murder just ask and stop beating around the bush.

I guess it's hard to understand how a nice guy like you is willing to respect a women's right to murder (your words).
Visibly Jewish

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10347 on: January 23, 2017, 01:08:55 PM »
Since I am not good at math you care to add up how questions I answered in this salvo?
im not so good at math either. I'm better at reading. I read you answer a question by discussing trumps treatment of women by looking at who he appointed to his administration and then say that you never said anything about that. Is that an alternative fact?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10348 on: January 23, 2017, 01:12:11 PM »
Do you believe abortion is murder?
I guess it's hard to understand how a nice guy like you is willing to respect a women's right to murder (your words).
That is a twist of my words.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10349 on: January 23, 2017, 01:13:18 PM »
I read you answer a question by discussing trumps treatment of women by looking at who he appointed to his administration and then say that you never said anything about that. Is that an alternative fact?
Not following. Going to need clarification.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10350 on: January 23, 2017, 01:18:33 PM »
Did I miss the press briefing?  >:( >:( >:(

ETA: Press briefing shortly with questions. Any bets on what one of the questions will be?  :)
« Last Edit: January 23, 2017, 01:23:48 PM by JTZ »
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10351 on: January 23, 2017, 01:56:20 PM »
Just watched the swearing in ceremony. Spotted a guy wearing a large yarmulka.

Found it!!!   13:25


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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10352 on: January 23, 2017, 02:02:44 PM »
Found it!!!   13:25


Are you referring to the guy in the little blue kippah ?
Originally I thought you meant him


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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10353 on: January 23, 2017, 02:14:51 PM »
Guy in blue!


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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10354 on: January 23, 2017, 02:15:46 PM »
Listing to WH press conference. Lively 4 years up!!!

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10355 on: January 23, 2017, 03:06:16 PM »
Spicer did a good job after Saturdays disaster.

IMHO I would not count on the embassy in Israel to be moved anytime soon.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10356 on: January 23, 2017, 03:14:13 PM »
Spicer did a good job after Saturdays disaster.

IMHO I would not count on the embassy in Israel to be moved anytime soon.
Anyone who ever counted on that has their head in the sand.
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10357 on: January 23, 2017, 03:16:36 PM »
Anyone who ever counted on that has their head in the sand.
Wasn't there some reports in the last few days that it was going to happen?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10358 on: January 23, 2017, 03:21:05 PM »
Wasn't there some reports in the last few days that it was going to happen?
There were. If you count on ANYTHING based on there being reports that it will happen you have your head in the sand.
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10359 on: January 23, 2017, 03:32:18 PM »
IMHO I would not count on the embassy in Israel to be moved anytime soon.

As Former Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon put it “The things you see from here, you don't see from there,