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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
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Trump
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Johnson
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Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3771539 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10400 on: January 25, 2017, 08:12:51 AM »
Love that this is breaking headline news. Same thing he's been saying forever with no proof.



Quote from: yuneeq link=topic=5531.msg1660733#msg1660733
So it's not based out of thin air to believe a scenario where let's say 10% of non-citizens vote and you end up having 1.1 million illegal votes. But instead of claiming what he believes he should either get some real numbers or just make Voter ID mandatory.
It's that simple.

I have a strong feeling that he intentionally provoked the media into calling him out to bring proof.
https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/824227824903090176
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10401 on: January 25, 2017, 08:33:53 AM »
I have a strong feeling that he intentionally provoked the media into calling him out to bring proof.
https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/824227824903090176








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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10403 on: January 25, 2017, 08:45:23 AM »
No, the first part is accurate but misleading. The second part yes.
All this shows is his obsession for everyone's approval. He is going to have a long four years.  :)
How does this differ from the way every politician tries to discredit oppositional media outlets?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10404 on: January 25, 2017, 08:52:25 AM »
All this shows is his obsession for everyone's approval. He is going to have a long four years.  :)
Or maybe his genius manipulation of the media agenda, constantly releasing distracting tweets, so he can accomplish more of his agenda uninterrupted?
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10405 on: January 25, 2017, 08:54:17 AM »
How does this differ from the way every politician tries to discredit oppositional media outlets?
When was the last time you heard a politician over the age of 10 calling a news organization names?
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10406 on: January 25, 2017, 08:55:51 AM »
No, the first part is accurate but misleading. The second part yes.
All this shows is his obsession for everyone's approval. He is going to have a long four years.  :)
He's had a long seventy years. He seems to have loved it. Imagine how much Russian the POTUS gets.
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10407 on: January 25, 2017, 09:08:48 AM »
When was the last time you heard a politician over the age of 10 calling a news organization names?
When BO did it with Fox News. He actually did worse-he sent the Feds after them.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10408 on: January 25, 2017, 09:25:27 AM »
Or maybe his genius manipulation of the media agenda, constantly releasing distracting tweets, so he can accomplish more of his agenda uninterrupted?
When he has been this way his whole life I don't buy it. He can't any criticism. It is that simple.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10409 on: January 25, 2017, 09:29:15 AM »
When was the last time you heard a politician over the age of 10 calling a news organization names?
Former President Barack Hussein Obama (Mmm Mmm Mmm) was quite obsessed with FN/Limbaugh.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10410 on: January 25, 2017, 09:30:38 AM »
When he has been this way his whole life I don't buy it. He can't any criticism. It is that simple.
Hasn't he been manipulating the media his whole life?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10411 on: January 25, 2017, 09:33:41 AM »
Former President Barack Hussein Obama (Mmm Mmm Mmm) was quite obsessed with FN/Limbaugh.
It has been so long ago what names did he call FOX?
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10412 on: January 25, 2017, 09:34:33 AM »
Hasn't he been manipulating the media his whole life?
Not that I know of.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10413 on: January 25, 2017, 09:36:02 AM »
It has been so long ago what names did he call FOX?
We're talking beginning of presidency now. For both

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10414 on: January 25, 2017, 09:38:51 AM »
We're talking beginning of presidency now. For both
Not following. I am asking what names did Obama call FOX during his eight years in office?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10415 on: January 25, 2017, 09:40:27 AM »
The perfect combination of words to praise Trump while degrading yourself. Good job.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10416 on: January 25, 2017, 09:47:48 AM »
Trump threatens to send in the Feds if Chicago does not clean up the mess. You go girl!!!  :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10417 on: January 25, 2017, 09:52:50 AM »
This focus on voter fraud and crowd size is so silly and distracting from a pretty productive first 5 days. I really don't get why this administration is doing it

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10418 on: January 25, 2017, 09:55:52 AM »
This focus on voter fraud and crowd size is so silly and distracting from a pretty productive first 5 days. I really don't get why this administration is doing it
ExGingi alluded to it. You can be darn sure that the guys he put in there aren't focusing on crowd size.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10419 on: January 25, 2017, 09:56:10 AM »
This focus on voter fraud and crowd size is so silly and distracting from a pretty productive first 5 days. I really don't get why this administration is doing it
It is all about his ego. He is obsessed over it.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(