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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3769422 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10420 on: January 25, 2017, 09:56:40 AM »
ExGingi alluded to it. You can be darn sure that the guys he put in there aren't focusing on crowd size.
Like the press secretary?  :P
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10421 on: January 25, 2017, 09:57:31 AM »
ExGingi alluded to it. You can be darn sure that the guys he put in there aren't focusing on crowd size.
I don't buy it.  And let the media and Americans focus on things like the pipelines, not this silliness

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10422 on: January 25, 2017, 09:58:46 AM »
It is all about his ego. He is obsessed over it.
I get that, but what about his advisors, don't they tell him to drop it? He's surrounded by some pretty smart people, can't they council him?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10423 on: January 25, 2017, 09:58:50 AM »
Like the press secretary?  :P
No. I mean the bad boys.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10424 on: January 25, 2017, 09:59:38 AM »
While they are saying

let the media and Americans focus on things like this silliness, not the pipelines.

Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10425 on: January 25, 2017, 10:00:19 AM »
It is all about his ego. He is obsessed over it.

Like the press secretary? 
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10426 on: January 25, 2017, 10:01:02 AM »
No. I mean the bad boys.
We are going to have to wait and see if they get cut off at the knees. Many disagree with his positions.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10427 on: January 25, 2017, 10:01:36 AM »
While they are saying
why? The pipeline is a pretty easy move to defend and present as a real positive move.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10428 on: January 25, 2017, 10:03:04 AM »
why? The pipeline is a pretty easy move to defend and present as a real positive move.
and this way they don't even need th do that
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10429 on: January 25, 2017, 10:03:35 AM »
Trump going to launch an investigation into voter fraud. He just can't accept the fact that HRC won the popular vote even when it doesn't change anything.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10430 on: January 25, 2017, 10:03:46 AM »
I don't buy it.  And let the media and Americans focus on things like the pipelines, not this silliness

According to some here, it's all a distraction so the media DOESN'T focus on pipelines and all meaningful stuff he's pushing through. Whether that's true or not, it's working like a charm.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10431 on: January 25, 2017, 10:05:26 AM »
According to some here, it's all a distraction so the media DOESN'T focus on pipelines and all meaningful stuff he's pushing through. Whether that's true or not, it's working like a charm.
What's working?  :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10432 on: January 25, 2017, 10:06:34 AM »
Trump going to launch an investigation into voter fraud. He just can't accept the fact that HRC won the popular vote even when it doesn't change anything.

It's what the press wanted him to do lol.
Either way, it's something the R's have wanted for a long time.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10433 on: January 25, 2017, 10:09:56 AM »
Trump going to launch an investigation into voter fraud. He just can't accept the fact that HRC won the popular vote even when it doesn't change anything.
Or maybe, now that all the liberals are clamoring for it, he can fix the voter fraud issues that he (and many other Republicans) have been talking about for a long long time...
Imagine the reactions if he launched this investigation a few weeks before the next election instead of now...

It may be because he's petty, but that's not the only reason to do it.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10434 on: January 25, 2017, 10:10:30 AM »
What's working?  :)

The deflection - getting democrats focused on meaningless inauguration numbers instead of focusing and fighting tooth and nail about things they care about like Keystone, abortion, the Wall, etc.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10435 on: January 25, 2017, 10:11:17 AM »
It has been so long ago what names did he call FOX?
I don't remember a specific name, but if I remember correctly he didn't allow anyone from his administration to be on Fox News

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10436 on: January 25, 2017, 10:12:14 AM »
It's what the press wanted him to do lol.
The press made fun of him over it and he got sucked into it. He announces it after the press secretary got hammered over it yesterday.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10437 on: January 25, 2017, 10:13:35 AM »
Trump going to launch an investigation into voter fraud. He just can't accept the fact that HRC won the popular vote even when it doesn't change anything.









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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10438 on: January 25, 2017, 10:15:47 AM »
The deflection - getting democrats focused on meaningless inauguration numbers instead of focusing and fighting tooth and nail about things they care about like Keystone, abortion, the Wall, etc.
News flash: All he has done is sign executive orders that he accused Obama of misusing. Now that the shoe is on the other foot he is singing a different tune. Make no mistake the fights are coming like you have never seen before.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10439 on: January 25, 2017, 10:18:13 AM »
Or maybe, now that all the liberals are clamoring for it, he can fix the voter fraud issues that he (and many other Republicans) have been talking about for a long long time...
Imagine the reactions if he launched this investigation a few weeks before the next election instead of now...

It may be because he's petty, but that's not the only reason to do it.
This.

Anyone who is worked up that the Russians tried to affect elections should certainly be concerned if there was voter fraud.