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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1024789 times)

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« Last Edit: January 26, 2017, 06:37:52 PM by good sam »
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10576 on: January 26, 2017, 06:18:20 PM »
Doomsday (look at the faces on these clowns)

http://wapo.st/2jj5OlT
I didn't see Trump.  :P
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10577 on: January 26, 2017, 06:41:52 PM »
Not only there. The next stop is the RNC. 
You missed the major point. Read what I wrote.  ;)
I think you are missing the major point, that the system is extremely vulnerable to fraud, and needs to be fixed.

There should be a registry of SS #s eligible to vote, and some type of central system keeping tabs on who voted where (but not for whom).

There also needs to be an ID requirement.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10578 on: January 26, 2017, 07:07:11 PM »
I just realized that I am registered in two states, and i have no idea how to cancel the old one...

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10579 on: January 26, 2017, 07:35:09 PM »
I would guess that the vast majority of people who moved between states are registered in both

Eta. From what I can see I am not
« Last Edit: January 26, 2017, 07:39:38 PM by aygart »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10580 on: January 26, 2017, 07:36:31 PM »
I would guess that the vast majority of people who moved between states are registered in both
Ding ding ding we have a winner. All of them are voting twice. Just ask Trump.  :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10581 on: January 26, 2017, 07:40:43 PM »
Ding ding ding we have a winner. All of them are voting twice. Just ask Trump.  :)
What percent are?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10582 on: January 26, 2017, 07:41:36 PM »
Ding ding ding we have a winner. All of them are voting twice. Just ask Trump.  :)
No. Only the ones that voted for Clinton voted twice. Nobody voted twice for Trump.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10583 on: January 26, 2017, 07:49:07 PM »
No. Only the ones that voted for Clinton voted twice. Nobody voted twice for Trump.
Even his son-in-law that is registered in NY and NJ?  :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10584 on: January 26, 2017, 07:49:08 PM »
We will never know for certain whether fraud favored one candidate over the other but we can get an idea of how prevelant or rare it is, but only by investigating. Is there a reason not to investigate the possibility of voter fraud? I am definitely more concerned about the integrity of the actual vote than I am over whether a foreign government was involved in swaying public opinion.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10585 on: January 26, 2017, 07:54:28 PM »
We will never know for certain whether fraud favored one candidate over the other but we can get an idea of how prevelant or rare it is, but only by investigating. Is there a reason not to investigate the possibility of voter fraud?
If there is reasonable belief then sure investigate.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10586 on: January 26, 2017, 07:54:36 PM »
Even his son-in-law that is registered in NY and NJ?  :)
DJTs words, not mine :)

" We're going to launch an investigation to find out. And then the next time -- and -- and I will say this. Of those votes cast, none of them come to me. None of them come to me. They would all be for the other side. None of them come to me.
But when you look at the people that are registered: dead, illegal, and two states. And some cases, maybe three states? We have a lot to look into."
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10587 on: January 26, 2017, 07:55:43 PM »
DJTs words, not mine :)

" We're going to launch an investigation to find out. And then the next time -- and -- and I will say this. Of those votes cast, none of them come to me. None of them come to me. They would all be for the other side. None of them come to me.
But when you look at the people that are registered: dead, illegal, and two states. And some cases, maybe three states? We have a lot to look into."
He does have a point. Someone might be stupid enough to vote for him once, but twice?  :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10588 on: January 26, 2017, 07:57:55 PM »
The Sad! thing is that without all the petty insults and thin skin, he could have actually been a great president.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10589 on: January 26, 2017, 08:09:17 PM »
I might be a glutton for punishment but I am still hoping. Look what happen in both of our sports cities.  ;)
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