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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

« Last edited by username on November 10, 2016, 11:03:29 AM »

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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3830210 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10580 on: January 26, 2017, 07:36:31 PM »
Quote from: aygart on January 26, 2017, 07:35:09 PM
I would guess that the vast majority of people who moved between states are registered in both
Ding ding ding we have a winner. All of them are voting twice. Just ask Trump.  :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10581 on: January 26, 2017, 07:40:43 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on January 26, 2017, 07:36:31 PM
Ding ding ding we have a winner. All of them are voting twice. Just ask Trump.  :)
What percent are?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10582 on: January 26, 2017, 07:41:36 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on January 26, 2017, 07:36:31 PM
Ding ding ding we have a winner. All of them are voting twice. Just ask Trump.  :)
No. Only the ones that voted for Clinton voted twice. Nobody voted twice for Trump.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10583 on: January 26, 2017, 07:49:07 PM »
Quote from: Dan on January 26, 2017, 07:41:36 PM
No. Only the ones that voted for Clinton voted twice. Nobody voted twice for Trump.
Even his son-in-law that is registered in NY and NJ?  :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10584 on: January 26, 2017, 07:49:08 PM »
We will never know for certain whether fraud favored one candidate over the other but we can get an idea of how prevelant or rare it is, but only by investigating. Is there a reason not to investigate the possibility of voter fraud? I am definitely more concerned about the integrity of the actual vote than I am over whether a foreign government was involved in swaying public opinion.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10585 on: January 26, 2017, 07:54:28 PM »
Quote from: aygart on January 26, 2017, 07:49:08 PM
We will never know for certain whether fraud favored one candidate over the other but we can get an idea of how prevelant or rare it is, but only by investigating. Is there a reason not to investigate the possibility of voter fraud?
If there is reasonable belief then sure investigate.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10586 on: January 26, 2017, 07:54:36 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on January 26, 2017, 07:49:07 PM
Even his son-in-law that is registered in NY and NJ?  :)
DJTs words, not mine :)

" We're going to launch an investigation to find out. And then the next time -- and -- and I will say this. Of those votes cast, none of them come to me. None of them come to me. They would all be for the other side. None of them come to me.
But when you look at the people that are registered: dead, illegal, and two states. And some cases, maybe three states? We have a lot to look into."
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10587 on: January 26, 2017, 07:55:43 PM »
Quote from: Dan on January 26, 2017, 07:54:36 PM
DJTs words, not mine :)

" We're going to launch an investigation to find out. And then the next time -- and -- and I will say this. Of those votes cast, none of them come to me. None of them come to me. They would all be for the other side. None of them come to me.
But when you look at the people that are registered: dead, illegal, and two states. And some cases, maybe three states? We have a lot to look into."
He does have a point. Someone might be stupid enough to vote for him once, but twice?  :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10588 on: January 26, 2017, 07:57:55 PM »
The Sad!™ thing is that without all the petty insults and thin skin, he could have actually been a great president.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10589 on: January 26, 2017, 08:09:17 PM »
I might be a glutton for punishment but I am still hoping. Look what happen in both of our sports cities.  ;)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10590 on: January 26, 2017, 08:10:32 PM »
Quote from: Dan on January 26, 2017, 07:57:55 PM
The Sad!™ thing is that without all the petty insults and thin skin, he could have actually been a great president.
He may yet be one despite all that
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10591 on: January 26, 2017, 08:11:07 PM »
Quote from: aygart on January 26, 2017, 08:10:32 PM
He may yet be one despite all that
Quote from: JTZ on January 26, 2017, 08:09:17 PM
I might be a glutton for punishment but I am still hoping. Look what happen in both of our sports cities.  ;)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10592 on: January 26, 2017, 08:13:36 PM »
Proof that trump us a dictator:
Bannon: "Media should keep its mouth shut & just listen for a while".
@jaketapper: Reminder that the president's top aide just told NYT that the press should keep its mouth shut. No.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10593 on: January 26, 2017, 08:15:16 PM »
Quote from: cf on January 26, 2017, 08:13:36 PM
Proof that trump us a dictator:
Bannon: "Media should keep its mouth shut & just listen for a while".
@jaketapper: Reminder that the president's top aide just told NYT that the press should keep its mouth shut. No.
Isn't that what the media themselves were saying in November?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10594 on: January 26, 2017, 08:34:47 PM »
Quote from: zh cohen on January 26, 2017, 07:07:11 PM
I just realized that I am registered in two states, and i have no idea how to cancel the old one...
So just vote twice as everyone else does.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10595 on: January 26, 2017, 08:36:27 PM »
Quote from: Dan on January 26, 2017, 07:57:55 PM
The Sad!™ thing is that without all the petty insults and thin skin, he could have actually been a great president.
Boy, you give up early.

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Quote from: aygart on January 26, 2017, 08:10:32 PM
He may yet be one despite all that
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10596 on: January 26, 2017, 08:37:39 PM »
Quote from: Cheesecake on January 26, 2017, 08:34:47 PM
So just vote twice as everyone else does.
That's not correct. As Mr "alternative facts: has stated it is just HRC voters.

Quote from: Dan on January 26, 2017, 07:54:36 PM
DJTs words, not mine :)

" We're going to launch an investigation to find out. And then the next time -- and -- and I will say this. Of those votes cast, none of them come to me. None of them come to me. They would all be for the other side. None of them come to me.
But when you look at the people that are registered: dead, illegal, and two states. And some cases, maybe three states? We have a lot to look into."
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10597 on: January 26, 2017, 08:38:38 PM »
Quote from: aygart on January 26, 2017, 08:15:16 PM
Isn't that what the media themselves were saying in November?
How long did you think that would last?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10598 on: January 26, 2017, 08:39:41 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on January 26, 2017, 08:37:39 PM
That's not correct. As Mr "alternative facts: has stated it is just HRC voters.

Quote from: JTZ on January 26, 2017, 07:55:43 PM
He does have a point. Someone might be stupid enough to vote for him once, but twice?  :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10599 on: January 26, 2017, 08:42:34 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on January 26, 2017, 07:54:28 PM
If there is reasonable belief then sure investigate.
We do know that there are some who claim to try.
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