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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3983484 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10620 on: January 27, 2017, 11:40:20 AM »
Sorry material girl we don't move the goalpost. If words matter so does yours!
http://www.msn.com/en-us/music/celebrity/president-trump-calls-madonna-%e2%80%98disgusting%e2%80%99-following-her-women%e2%80%99s-march-speech/ar-AAmj48T?li=BBnb7Kz

Yes, Im angry. Yes, I am outraged. Yes, I have thought an awful lot about blowing up the White House,

After her speech drew widespread criticism, Madonna addressed the issue, writing on Instagram: I am not a violent person, I do not promote violence and its important people hear and understand my speech in its entirety rather than one phrase taken wildly out of context.

Can someone enlighten me how this phrase was wildly taken out of context?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10621 on: January 27, 2017, 11:42:33 AM »
Can someone enlighten me how this phrase was wildly taken out of context?
Not me as my goalposts don't move.  :)

Maybe it was this part she was talking about and remember there where kids all over the place. Wake the f*** up. Good did not win this election but good will win in the end.

I actually like her music.
« Last Edit: January 27, 2017, 11:50:01 AM by JTZ »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10622 on: January 27, 2017, 11:47:45 AM »
Hope he doesn't read this article as it might be the big one.
ELIZABETH!!! (calling Freddie for translation)
http://www.cnn.com/2017/01/27/politics/trump-approval-rating-quinnipiac-poll/index.html

These polls are so wonky.
Rasumusen had 59% job approval for Trump yesterday (now down to 55%) while Quinnepac's poll released yesterday was 23% lower. That's a pretty huge swing. The average is about 45% which is pretty far from both pollsters. http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/other/president_trump_job_approval-6179.html
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10623 on: January 27, 2017, 12:32:26 PM »
I guess there are those that do care but "alternative facts" say they don't care.
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/petition-demanding-donald-trump-release-his-tax-returns-breaks-white-house-record/ar-AAmhJtZ?li=BBnb7Kz
No one said that nobody cares all they said is that apparently not enough people care because he got elected anyways.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10624 on: January 27, 2017, 12:36:06 PM »
No one said that nobody cares all they said is that apparently not enough people care because he got elected anyways.
...but many that voted for him did care. Their were other issues more important to them.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10625 on: January 27, 2017, 12:37:21 PM »
...but many that voted for him did care. Their were other issues more important to them.
I personally think that unless there's reason to suspect he's using the office for his benefit to just let it go.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10626 on: January 27, 2017, 12:48:36 PM »
The wheels on the thread go round and round.....
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10627 on: January 27, 2017, 12:56:33 PM »
Proof that trump us a dictator:
Bannon: "Media should keep its mouth shut & just listen for a while".
@jaketapper: Reminder that the president's top aide just told NYT that the press should keep its mouth shut. No.
That's ignorant.

Media bias is a bad thing, whether it's driven by government or other forces.

Do you think (or do you think that Trump thinks) that his statements will suppress the media? Everyone knows the opposite is true. Trump does not (and cannot) pose a threat to the First Amendment.

Trump is serving as a counterforce to the biased media. That's a good thing.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10628 on: January 27, 2017, 12:58:24 PM »
I personally think that unless there's reason to suspect he's using the office for his benefit to just let it go.
Ummmm, that *is* the reason.


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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10629 on: January 27, 2017, 12:59:42 PM »
We will never know for certain whether fraud favored one candidate over the other but we can get an idea of how prevelant or rare it is, but only by investigating. Is there a reason not to investigate the possibility of voter fraud? I am definitely more concerned about the integrity of the actual vote than I am over whether a foreign government was involved in swaying public opinion.
Savage had in interesting take: voter fraud is assumed to have occurred given how easy it is. The onus is on the Dems to prove that it didn't, because it was they who challenged voter ID laws.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10630 on: January 27, 2017, 12:59:59 PM »
Ummmm, that *is* the reason.


How would you know that from his returns anyhow?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10631 on: January 27, 2017, 01:00:33 PM »
How would you know that from his returns anyhow?
Oh Geez. Like you said, wheels on the bus.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10632 on: January 27, 2017, 01:16:42 PM »
Oh Geez. Like you said, wheels on the bus.
I don't remember it bveing discussed, but FTR I would want him to release his returns but would make a big deal.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10634 on: January 29, 2017, 11:23:56 PM »
I can't get past the paywall, even through Google?
Life isn't about checking the boxes. Nobody cares.

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"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10636 on: January 30, 2017, 10:07:55 AM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10637 on: January 30, 2017, 10:16:23 AM »
Oh so now back to Bannon being an Anti Semite?
You don't have to be an anti-Semite to believe what he believes. I have no idea if he is an anti-Semite.
I will say based on what you believe is an anti-Semite he is one of the worse ones.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10638 on: January 30, 2017, 10:20:22 AM »
You don't have to be an anti-Semite to believe what he believes. I have no idea if he is an anti-Semite.
I will say based on what you believe is an anti-Semite he is one of the worse ones.

Lol you may as well call us anti-semites because we're always beating each other up over here.
Or maybe you can listen to the Jews and know that Bannon is fine.
I know a Jew that is a friend of Bannon and he says Bannon likes Jews.

But you probably know better than him.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10639 on: January 30, 2017, 10:24:30 AM »
Lol you may as well call us anti-semites because we're always beating each other up over here.
Or maybe you can listen to the Jews and know that Bannon is fine.
I know a Jew that is a friend of Bannon and he says Bannon likes Jews.

But you probably know better than him.
All I know about him is what he has said.
You might want to reread what I said or ask for clarification.  ???
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