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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1183245 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11145 on: February 15, 2017, 04:36:42 PM »
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11146 on: February 15, 2017, 04:37:49 PM »
Would there be someone else in the Oval Office if not for this night in 2011?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11147 on: February 15, 2017, 04:45:04 PM »
Would there be someone else in the Oval Office if not for this night in 2011?
That was brutal. I even felt bad for him.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11148 on: February 15, 2017, 04:45:47 PM »
That was brutal. I even felt bad for him.
He got the last laugh though.
Massive tactical error on Obama's part. Don't kick your enemy when they're down.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11149 on: February 15, 2017, 04:48:43 PM »
He got the last laugh though.
I am not sure we have seen the last laugh. It might still be coming at it will make what Obama did look like kids play. Why does Nixon keep coming to mind?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11150 on: February 15, 2017, 04:56:04 PM »
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/labor-secretary-nominee-andy-puzder-expected-withdraw-nomination-n721421
What happened? Did someone ask if he still beats his wife?

His ex-wife has repeatedly said for years that her allegations were not true, and that she was "counseled" to make them in order to gain an upper hand in their divorce negotiations.

What more likely stopped his nomination was his views on immigration. It's ironic that the one Trump nominee that was stopped, was from the right.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11151 on: February 15, 2017, 04:58:11 PM »
His ex-wife has repeatedly said for years that her allegations were not true, and that she was "counseled" to make them in order to gain an upper hand in their divorce negotiations.

What more likely stopped his nomination was his views on immigration. It's ironic that the one Trump nominee that was stopped, was from the right.

Only the right can stop any nominations
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11152 on: February 15, 2017, 05:01:13 PM »
His ex-wife has repeatedly said for years that her allegations were not true, and that she was "counseled" to make them in order to gain an upper hand in their divorce negotiations.
...and we know battered women never recant? Unfortunately it is always hard to figure out the truth in these cases.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11153 on: February 15, 2017, 05:02:17 PM »
Only the right can stop any nominations
That is why this is so surprising?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11154 on: February 15, 2017, 05:24:09 PM »
That is why this is so surprising?

No, it's not surprising at all.
I don't find it ironic like the poster I was replying to.
Besides, as I've said a few times, the good thing about electing Trump is that the R's aren't afraid to challenge him. That's called great checks and balances. OTOH Hillary would automatically get every D's support (including MSM) for anything she wanted, no matter how bad the idea. And of course any dirt dug up would be immediately ignored.

Ps. Just wanted to mention because you like balanced news coverage, I don't follow them much, but I find Bloomberg to be by far the closest to the center. CNN is fully left, although not as bad as HuffPo.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11155 on: February 15, 2017, 05:31:28 PM »
His ex-wife has repeatedly said for years that her allegations were not true, and that she was "counseled" to make them in order to gain an upper hand in their divorce negotiations.

What more likely stopped his nomination was his views on immigration. It's ironic that the one Trump nominee that was stopped, was from the right.
But why would they care if he'd have no power regarding immigration? Unless I'm misunderstanding the role of the DOL.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11156 on: February 15, 2017, 05:33:59 PM »
Ps. Just wanted to mention because you like balanced news coverage, I don't follow them much, but I find Bloomberg to be by far the closest to the center. CNN is fully left, although not as bad as HuffPo.
If you consider CNN fully left what do consider FOX? Off the charts to the right? What about MSNBC?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11159 on: February 15, 2017, 05:59:10 PM »
If you consider CNN fully left what do consider FOX? Off the charts to the right? What about MSNBC?

Fox right. MSNBC and CNN - Left.
I don't think either is off the charts in one direction.
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