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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3828059 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11260 on: February 16, 2017, 04:55:08 PM »
There's a reason that Chazal allowed those Jews who interacted with Malchus Romi (the Roman Empire) on behalf of the Jewish nation to learn chochmas yivonis and wear a "bluryis" hair style, both of which are issurim. Someone who wants to represent Klal Yisrael in that capacity MUST have the ability to clearly articulate his positions and interact with the political class in a refined way. He must be able to accurately take into account the context, the nature of the person being questioned, the various associations a word or phrase may mistakenly convey, and numerous other calculations. Let this be a hard lesson learned. This is not a game or a way to drum up a little sensation for a magazine. It is in fact a dangerous game to play at the expense of world Jewry. The fact that the question was clearly misunderstood is not an excuse it is a part of the problem.
Don't think your application fits here. A) he's just a reporter and trump knows that and if how a reporter asked a question at a press conference is going to effect the Jews then we have a much bigger problem and it has nothing to do with turx

I'm not defending Trump but this issue is clearly a sensitive and personal one for him. We are still in Galus and why pull the lion's ears..He should have never posed a question on this issue, certainly not in such a testy forum and when it will be your only question..We don't play by the same rules that the secular world does and he had/has a responsibility to the entire frum world wether he likes it or not..Sad result of Yidden trying to portray themselves as a "serious player" in the secular media scene...
Completely disagree he was actually doing quite the opposite and boruch 99 said.


I don't know JT's intentions were but it seemed like he gave DJT a very soft question which was an opportunity for him to set the record straight and say something decisive about closely monitoring reports etc which would have been good PR and cost him nothing.
Exactly.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11261 on: February 16, 2017, 04:59:59 PM »
Completely disagree he was actually doing quite the opposite and boruch 99 said.

Exactly.
He may have had the noblest of intentions, but he should have know he's dealing with a short circuit on a personal and sensitive issue. Given the highly sensitive position he has placed himself in he can leave no room for error.  The stakes are just too high. Don't gamble your community's interests for your personal, attention-getting agenda.

We didn't nominate him to be our national ambassador, but unfortunately he's in that position anyway.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11262 on: February 16, 2017, 05:01:28 PM »






he's just a reporter and trump knows that and if how a reporter asked a question at a press conference is going to effect the Jews then we have a much bigger problem and it has nothing to do with turx.


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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11264 on: February 16, 2017, 05:15:15 PM »


Be it consciously or subconsciously, the secular world (and presumably Trump) does not look at the single frum Jew stationed in the White House as "just a reporter".  Like it or not they are perceived as representing the view of the greater Jewish community.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11266 on: February 16, 2017, 05:21:25 PM »
Ya'll are pushing me to the left :P
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11268 on: February 16, 2017, 05:43:28 PM »
Be it consciously or subconsciously, the secular world (and presumably Trump) does not look at the single frum Jew stationed in the White House as "just a reporter".  Like it or not they are perceived as representing the view of the greater Jewish community.
Maybe you need to get out in the real world more. What should I assume the BBC reporter represents?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11269 on: February 16, 2017, 05:47:10 PM »
http://matzav.com/the-fallout-statement-on-todays-white-house-debacle/

Utter nonsense.  Did you write that?

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Of course, the intent of the question may not have been the way it came across,

The question came across exactly as intended, DJT just had a major comprehension fail.   

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11270 on: February 16, 2017, 05:47:10 PM »
Be it consciously or subconsciously, the secular world (and presumably Trump) does not look at the single frum Jew stationed in the White House as "just a reporter".  Like it or not they are perceived as representing the view of the greater Jewish community.
Where are you getting this from

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11271 on: February 16, 2017, 05:48:20 PM »
Maybe you need to get out in the real world more. What should I assume the BBC reporter represents?
Fake news?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11272 on: February 16, 2017, 05:53:41 PM »
http://matzav.com/the-fallout-statement-on-todays-white-house-debacle/

Now reading the comments there.  Seems like a lot of matzav readers have comprehension issues similar to DJT's.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11273 on: February 16, 2017, 06:04:37 PM »
Now reading the comments there. 
"So let me get this straight Obama can be criticized and vilified as an antisemite etc.
 when Trump hides liek a child from an easy question, we have to be careful not to hurt his feelings
 got it"

"you got it ! Obama can be called an anti-semite. He can be accused of not being American, of being a dictator. He can be accused of every crime there is including the Lincoln assassination and that’s OK. But say something Trump does not like and the Frummies fall over each other to cover for him."

No I didn't post those comments.  :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11274 on: February 16, 2017, 06:10:23 PM »
Utter nonsense.  Did you write that?

The question came across exactly as intended, DJT just had a major comprehension fail.   
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11276 on: February 16, 2017, 06:21:30 PM »
https://www.facebook.com/RabbiShmuleyBoteach/videos/10154425876156089/
Fake or real news?

Rabbi Shmuley, whom Newsweek & Wash Post call "the most famous Rabbi in America" is a world-renowned author of 30 books, broadcaster, & relationship expert
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11277 on: February 16, 2017, 06:25:03 PM »
Turx belongs in that room like Mesh does.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11278 on: February 16, 2017, 06:25:31 PM »
Isn't Turx a comedian?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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