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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

« Last edited by username on November 10, 2016, 11:03:29 AM »

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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3840152 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11400 on: February 18, 2017, 11:44:06 PM »
Quote from: Baruch on February 18, 2017, 09:46:06 PM
Why is it always Jewish issues bothering you. Why not issues that affect all Americans!
Are you talking about the reporter or DDF?  :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11401 on: February 19, 2017, 12:42:50 AM »
Quote from: JTZ on February 18, 2017, 11:44:06 PM
Are you talking about the reporter or DDF?  :)

*drops mic, walks off stage*
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11402 on: February 19, 2017, 03:45:03 AM »
Quote from: Freddie on February 19, 2017, 12:42:50 AM
*drops mic, walks off stage*
Elvis has left the building!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11403 on: February 19, 2017, 09:44:58 AM »
Quote from: JTZ on February 19, 2017, 03:45:03 AM
Elvis has left the building!
wasn't that CV?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11404 on: February 19, 2017, 09:58:46 AM »
Quote from: aygart on February 19, 2017, 09:44:58 AM
wasn't that CV?
The old-timers would know better than me but I think it was Frank Sinatra – My Way. Not to be confused with: http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=18685.msg1314077#msg1314077
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11405 on: February 19, 2017, 10:00:30 AM »
Quote from: JTZ on February 19, 2017, 09:58:46 AM
The old-timers would know better than me but I think it was Frank Sinatra – My Way.
I thought that was CM. Maybe I am getting confused. Weren't you lurking already then?
Definitely one of those guys who left with a bang.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11406 on: February 19, 2017, 10:02:48 AM »
Quote from: aygart on February 19, 2017, 10:00:30 AM
Weren't you lurking already then?
Yes and now that you mention it IIRC it was HM.  :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11407 on: February 20, 2017, 07:42:00 AM »
So what happened in Sweden that we all missed? Another Bowling Green Massacre?  :)

"We've got to keep our country safe. You look at what's happening in Germany, you look at what's happening last night in Sweden," Trump told the crowd at his campaign-like rally in Florida on Saturday, critiquing Europe's refugee policies and complaining that his travel ban had suffered setbacks in court. "Sweden, who would believe this?"
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11408 on: February 20, 2017, 07:44:48 AM »
Quote from: JTZ on February 20, 2017, 07:42:00 AM
So what happened in Sweden that we all missed? Another Bowling Green Massacre?  :)

"We've got to keep our country safe. You look at what's happening in Germany, you look at what's happening last night in Sweden," Trump told the crowd at his campaign-like rally in Florida on Saturday, critiquing Europe's refugee policies and complaining that his travel ban had suffered setbacks in court. "Sweden, who would believe this?"
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11409 on: February 20, 2017, 07:48:47 AM »
Quote from: JTZ on February 20, 2017, 07:42:00 AM
So what happened in Sweden that we all missed? Another Bowling Green Massacre?  :)

"We've got to keep our country safe. You look at what's happening in Germany, you look at what's happening last night in Sweden," Trump told the crowd at his campaign-like rally in Florida on Saturday, critiquing Europe's refugee policies and complaining that his travel ban had suffered setbacks in court. "Sweden, who would believe this?"
You asked for a three-ring circus, didn't you?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11410 on: February 20, 2017, 07:59:12 AM »
Quote from: ExGingi on February 20, 2017, 07:48:47 AM
You asked for a three-ring circus, didn't you?
IIRC I asked for an option as to his performance.  ;)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11411 on: February 20, 2017, 08:04:40 AM »
New holiday "Not My President's Day"
Lol
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11412 on: February 20, 2017, 08:26:50 AM »
Quote from: TimT on February 20, 2017, 08:04:40 AM
New holiday "Not My President's Day"
Lol
That's not funny.  >:( >:( >:(
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11413 on: February 20, 2017, 08:33:20 AM »
Quote from: JTZ on February 20, 2017, 08:26:50 AM
That's not funny.  >:( >:( >:(
Well that's what today's protests are being called.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11414 on: February 20, 2017, 08:36:26 AM »
Quote from: TimT on February 20, 2017, 08:33:20 AM
Well that's what today's protests are being called.
Then we need a "Not your country day" and throw the commies out.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11415 on: February 20, 2017, 08:43:09 AM »
Quote from: JTZ on February 20, 2017, 08:36:26 AM
Then we need a "Not your country day" and throw the commies out.
Thats exactly what Trump is trying to do :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11416 on: February 20, 2017, 08:49:45 AM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11417 on: February 20, 2017, 09:09:09 AM »
Quote from: JTZ on February 20, 2017, 07:42:00 AM
So what happened in Sweden that we all missed? Another Bowling Green Massacre?  :)

"We've got to keep our country safe. You look at what's happening in Germany, you look at what's happening last night in Sweden," Trump told the crowd at his campaign-like rally in Florida on Saturday, critiquing Europe's refugee policies and complaining that his travel ban had suffered setbacks in court. "Sweden, who would believe this?"
Trump tweeted a clarification...
He needs to say he made a mistake because his clarifications usually just exacerbate the problem.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11418 on: February 20, 2017, 09:17:11 AM »
Quote from: Super Speed on February 20, 2017, 09:09:09 AM
He needs to say he made a mistake because his clarifications usually just exacerbate the problem.
:)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11419 on: February 20, 2017, 09:46:57 AM »
Quote from: Super Speed on February 20, 2017, 09:09:09 AM
Trump tweeted a clarification...
He needs to say he made a mistake because his clarifications usually just exacerbate the problem.
Maybe that is the point?
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