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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3854284 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11920 on: April 06, 2017, 08:15:51 AM »
Eh, I missed the word "declared" - that's like the DEA announcing "We've gotten rid of all declared cocaine in Columbia." Yip dee freaking doo.
http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/article/2017/apr/05/revisiting-obama-track-record-syrias-chemical-weap/

Another one bites the dust. So much for the opinion checkers....
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11921 on: April 06, 2017, 08:16:30 AM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11923 on: April 06, 2017, 10:52:47 AM »
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/house-intelligence-chairman-devin-nunes-step-aside-russia-investigation-n743291

Now if only Jarred and Ivanka would stick to their private life and stay out of the WH.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11924 on: April 06, 2017, 11:03:36 AM »
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/house-intelligence-chairman-devin-nunes-step-aside-russia-investigation-n743291

Now if only Jarred and Ivanka would stick to their private life and stay out of the WH.
Didn't we come out that Ivanka has a calming effect?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11925 on: April 06, 2017, 11:04:29 AM »
Didn't we come out that Ivanka has a calming effect?
Yes and if that is her only influence then it works for me.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11926 on: April 06, 2017, 11:06:25 AM »
Yes.
Ah so you feel he is not wild enough. I get it.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11927 on: April 06, 2017, 11:07:38 AM »
Ah so you feel he is not wild enough. I get it.
I feel he has a trust issue.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11928 on: April 06, 2017, 11:08:42 AM »
I feel he has a trust issue.
That won't solve that problem even slightly.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11929 on: April 06, 2017, 11:10:32 AM »
That won't solve that problem even slightly.
It makes it worse when the only people he trust are not qualified to give advice on certain matters and he listens to them.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11931 on: April 07, 2017, 04:48:07 PM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11932 on: April 07, 2017, 06:01:20 PM »
Who is getting kicked out of the WH?
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11933 on: April 08, 2017, 08:21:38 PM »
Who is getting kicked out of the WH?
Preibus and Bannon

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11934 on: April 09, 2017, 01:01:07 AM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11935 on: April 09, 2017, 11:42:00 PM »
We're closer to ww3 then we've been in decades...
And there is a maniac at the helm!

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11936 on: April 10, 2017, 01:45:42 AM »
We're closer to ww3 then we've been in decades...
And there is a maniac at the helm!
Fake news
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11937 on: April 10, 2017, 11:54:39 AM »
We're closer to ww3 then we've been in decades...
And there is a maniac at the helm!
I havent been to this thread for along time. And seeing your post reminds me why this pisses me off.  Someone finally did something for the Syrians and all the media can say is that it was a publicity stunt. All Trump said is the pictures of innocent kids dead made him change his mind. Isn't he human with regular emotions as well?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11938 on: April 10, 2017, 02:55:59 PM »
Fake news
China Russia and the USA all have troops on the move...

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11939 on: April 12, 2017, 06:55:34 AM »
Geonus from Gorsuch, and also a fantastic example of him looking out for the little guy, an illegal immigrant with a Hispanic sounding name.

It's a long and laborious read, but fairly easy to understand and fascinating if you're into legal reasoning.