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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3841349 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12080 on: May 16, 2017, 02:47:46 PM »
I always was and still am parve about him.
Eh. I'm parve on him.
You're more like fleishig keilim while good sam and hachover are Prime Rib.
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12081 on: May 16, 2017, 02:48:47 PM »
Eh. I'm parve on him.
You're more like fleishig keilim while good sam and hachover are Prime Rib.
That's not good. He is certainly n"t bar n"t d'issura

And no you are not parve about him.
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12082 on: May 16, 2017, 02:51:38 PM »
"But the GOP will keep him in check"
Spineless cowards
"but he'll be pro Israel "
Western Wall isn't even ours
"but Hillary mishandled classified material"
As apposed to Trump who just gives it out.
"but Obamacare "
Creates a bill that does anything but repeal or replace.
"but Supreme Court"
Oh, I guess the entire country can crumble, as long as our Lord and savior Gorsuch has a seat.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12083 on: May 16, 2017, 04:16:29 PM »
Did someone say Prime Rib?  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12084 on: May 16, 2017, 08:17:41 PM »
Eh. I'm parve on him.
You're more like fleishig keilim while good sam and hachover are Prime Rib.
Heck yeah. I'm loving the show.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12085 on: May 16, 2017, 08:18:52 PM »
Eh. I'm parve on him.
You're more like fleishig keilim while good sam and hachover are Prime Rib.
Don't forget Super Speed and Yuneeq
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12088 on: May 16, 2017, 08:52:52 PM »
@KolHaolam: WASHINGTON: ABCNews reporting, from US Officials, that Trump's disclosure to the russians endangers a spy that Israel placed inside ISIS.

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« Reply #12089 on: May 16, 2017, 08:59:25 PM »
@KolHaolam: WASHINGTON: ABCNews reporting, from US Officials, that Trump's disclosure to the russians endangers a spy that Israel placed inside ISIS.
This is getting posted more times than a mediocre Amazon deal
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« Reply #12090 on: May 16, 2017, 09:01:10 PM »
@KolHaolam: WASHINGTON: ABCNews reporting, from US Officials, that Trump's disclosure to the russians endangers a spy that Israel placed inside ISIS.
The leaker must be a true patriot.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12091 on: May 16, 2017, 10:14:27 PM »
Beginning of the end?



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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12092 on: May 16, 2017, 10:17:40 PM »
@KolHaolam: WASHINGTON: ABCNews reporting, from US Officials, that Trump's disclosure to the russians endangers a spy that Israel placed inside ISIS.

@KolHaolam: WASHINGTON: JUST IN: NYTimes: Trump asked Ex-FBI Director Comey in February to end Investigation into Michael Flynn, after Flynn resigned.

#we-told-you-so

#shame


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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12093 on: May 16, 2017, 10:28:42 PM »
This whole situation is too much. I'm a news/politics junkie, and I can't follow all of this stuff. I sometimes wonder how "normal" people see/process all this stuff.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12094 on: May 16, 2017, 10:33:46 PM »
Beginning of the end?


Let's see if the report is true. A very high percentage have been shown not to be.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12095 on: May 16, 2017, 10:37:09 PM »
Let's see if the report is true. A very high percentage have been shown not to be.
whats the report? my filter doesnt let me see that

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12096 on: May 16, 2017, 10:37:18 PM »
@KolHaolam: WASHINGTON: ABCNews reporting, from US Officials, that Trump's disclosure to the russians endangers a spy that Israel placed inside ISIS.


https://www.twitter.com/SethAMandel/status/864638684959735810

And no, he's no Trumper


@KolHaolam: WASHINGTON: JUST IN: NYTimes: Trump asked Ex-FBI Director Comey in February to end Investigation into Michael Flynn, after Flynn resigned.

#we-told-you-so

#shame



From reading the quotes from the memo, it seems like he said basically the same things he said about Hillary after she lost. The conversation happened after Flynn had been fired. Certainly doesn't make him less stupid for saying it but impeachable?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12097 on: May 16, 2017, 11:07:33 PM »
I'm missing something. When did the Russians become all chummy with Isis ?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12098 on: May 16, 2017, 11:14:42 PM »
I'm missing something. When did the Russians become all chummy with Isis ?
If that advances the resistance......
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12099 on: May 16, 2017, 11:21:00 PM »
Let's see if the report is true. A very high percentage have been shown not to be.
Oh goodness golly me. You're like the schoolyard bully poking someone in the back, and when they turn around you pick your hands up, shrug and say, "who me? I was parev at best"