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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3771375 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12180 on: May 18, 2017, 08:18:33 AM »
You are talking in circles.
I think you missed my point. At least in regard to Trump you need to consider McCain a democrat like Schumer. Just like Schumer having said such a thing would be nothing more than a partisan rant it is the same coming from McCain. He is very bitter about Trump.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12181 on: May 18, 2017, 08:34:53 AM »


Isn't it obvious? To effectively advance a conservative agenda.


I can't believe this line is not facietous.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12182 on: May 18, 2017, 08:41:55 AM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12183 on: May 18, 2017, 11:41:06 AM »
1. No
2. There is no way of knowing a real answer to that. There are many people who would make a MUCH better president than Trump but that alone doesn't mean that it would have been better had they beat him in the primaries. They cannot be a better president if they lose to Clinton. Any discussion about whether they would have beaten Clinton is speculation.
Clinton never had a chance to beat anyone.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12185 on: May 18, 2017, 02:17:48 PM »
Clinton never had a chance to beat anyone.

I'm not sure this true, but if it is, can you believe we wasted this opportunity on Donald Trump? We could have had anyone we wanted...

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12186 on: May 18, 2017, 02:18:14 PM »
I'm not sure this true, but if it is, can you believe we wasted this opportunity on Donald Trump? We could have had anyone we wanted...
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12187 on: May 18, 2017, 02:23:28 PM »
Clinton never had a chance to beat anyone.
They said the same about Obama in 2012. It was supposed to be a pushover election.
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12188 on: May 18, 2017, 02:35:00 PM »
They said the same about Obama in 2012. It was supposed to be a pushover election.
difference is that they may have said that about Obama before the election but here we are saying it after the election, knowing how it turned out. I firmly believe after looking at the results that Clinton would have lost to anyone.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12189 on: May 18, 2017, 02:38:29 PM »
difference is that they may have said that about Obama before the election but here we are saying it after the election, knowing how it turned out. I firmly believe after looking at the results that Clinton would have lost to anyone.
Politics are unpredictable. Hindsight isn't much better than foresight in this case.
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12190 on: May 18, 2017, 02:46:23 PM »
difference is that they may have said that about Obama before the election but here we are saying it after the election, knowing how it turned out. I firmly believe after looking at the results that Clinton would have lost to anyone.
Would Rubio have won Michigan? Wisconsin? Pennsylvania?

Maybe maybe not, but it is speculation.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12191 on: May 18, 2017, 11:02:35 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12192 on: May 19, 2017, 12:05:07 AM »

I can't believe this line is not facietous.
Tax reform
Healthcare reform
Roll back regulations
Border control

That's a conservative agenda and Trump is pursuing it.

What makes you he's not? Because he hasn't moved the embassy?
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12193 on: May 19, 2017, 12:18:14 AM »
Mueller is going to be Trumps worse nightmare. He is already if defensive move with statements like "I had no knowledge..."
I just found a new supply of forks!

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12194 on: May 19, 2017, 12:20:12 AM »
Mueller is going to be Trumps worse nightmare. He is already if defensive move with statements like "I had no knowledge..."
Or dream come true. Depends what the outcome is.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12197 on: May 19, 2017, 12:40:29 AM »
He got a heter for access hollywood??
i need this Rabbis contact

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12198 on: May 19, 2017, 12:49:21 AM »
i need this Rabbis contact
You couldn't afford him
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12199 on: May 19, 2017, 12:55:54 AM »
Or dream come true. Depends what the outcome is.
What I meant is there is no way this guy is going to bullied or swayed. He will get to the bottom of this no matter where it leads.
I just found a new supply of forks!