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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1741925 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12631 on: July 16, 2017, 09:14:13 AM »
WOW talk about a heavy hitter!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12633 on: July 18, 2017, 09:28:09 AM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12634 on: July 18, 2017, 09:48:18 AM »

I need an explainer on this one, maybe I'm missing something.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12635 on: July 18, 2017, 09:52:44 AM »
I need an explainer on this one, maybe I'm missing something.
did Bill Kristol vote for Trump?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12636 on: July 18, 2017, 10:06:24 AM »
did Bill Kristol vote for Trump?
I have no idea, but if the 'joke' is that he didn't, and so we're stuck with obamacare, that's a pretty childish and pathetic joke. If I voted for Trump (I didn't vote at all) on the strength of his repeal and replace rhetoric, I wouldn't exactly be thrilled with what I've seen so far - who knew healthcare could be so complicated?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12637 on: July 18, 2017, 10:36:00 AM »
Disregarding all his character flaws this is why he is not even remotely qualified to be president. He is clueless on how to govern.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12638 on: July 18, 2017, 10:38:48 AM »
Disregarding all his character flaws this is why he is not even remotely qualified to be president. He is clueless on how to govern.
Obama was supposedly qualified and look what he did to this country!

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12639 on: July 18, 2017, 10:50:39 AM »
Obama was supposedly qualified and look what he did to this country!
You mean like my 401k?  :)
You can agree or disagree with BO policies but he did get things done. This guy is 100% clueless. He is at best a used car salesman.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12640 on: July 18, 2017, 11:00:19 AM »
You mean like my 401k?  :)
You can agree or disagree with BO policies but he did get things done. This guy is 100% clueless. He is at best a used car salesman.
How has it been since November?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12641 on: July 18, 2017, 11:00:48 AM »
Perhaps trump should hire madam pelosi to work for him. When obamacare was passed pelosi & the dnc used every bribe & threat to get the dems to vote for it. Paul & Mitch just don't know how to get things done. But then again it's more about them stabbing trump in the back again & again, even if their party goes up in flames.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12642 on: July 18, 2017, 11:09:24 AM »
You mean like my 401k?  :)
You can agree or disagree with BO policies but he did get things done. This guy is 100% clueless. He is at best a used car salesman.
How has your 401k fared under Trump?
Not that I think it's a great yard stick, just responding to your point.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12643 on: July 18, 2017, 11:17:26 AM »
How has your 401k fared under Trump?
Not that I think it's a great yard stick, just responding to your point.
don't know and don't care. I made enough under Obama to retire and go all cash now.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12644 on: July 18, 2017, 11:18:14 AM »
How has your 401k fared under Trump?
Not that I think it's a great yard stick, just responding to your point.
Do NOT mess with CM & his 401k!! :)