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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1662682 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12645 on: July 18, 2017, 11:58:12 AM »
Disregarding all his character flaws this is why he is not even remotely qualified to be president. He is clueless on how to govern.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12646 on: July 18, 2017, 12:00:34 PM »
don't know and don't care. I made enough under Obama to retire and go all cash now.
Coming from Mr. Goalposts
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12647 on: July 18, 2017, 12:18:19 PM »
Coming from Mr. Goalposts
for those who do care he gets credit for what's going on.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12648 on: July 18, 2017, 12:20:28 PM »
for those who do care he gets credit for what's going on.
So now that your 401k has been shown to be irrelevant to the conversation since it has done well under both
Obama was supposedly qualified and look what he did to this country!


Seems like some cognitive dissonance over here.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12649 on: July 18, 2017, 12:23:46 PM »
And goalposts!
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12650 on: July 18, 2017, 12:36:18 PM »
And goalposts!
Goalpost is his imagination to be used only when they suit him. Once they do not he can go all cash.
« Last Edit: July 18, 2017, 12:40:22 PM by aygart »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12651 on: July 18, 2017, 01:21:31 PM »
Goalpost is his imagination to be used only when they suit him. Once they do not he can go all cash.
please take reading comprehension 101 and over again. Goalpost still do matter. Whether I care or not he still gets credit
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12652 on: July 18, 2017, 01:28:11 PM »
please take reading comprehension 101 and over again. Goalpost still do matter. Whether I care or not he still gets credit
But when someone mentions Obama all you care about is where your 401k went and all else is irrelevant, but once Trump comes into the picture it is suddenly something you don't care about. That is what you did. Read back.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12653 on: July 18, 2017, 02:19:41 PM »
But when someone mentions Obama all you care about is where your 401k went and all else is irrelevant, but once Trump comes into the picture it is suddenly something you don't care about. That is what you did. Read back.
Please do read back. My 401k is not in stocks under Trump. If you want to discuss how the market is doing under Trump I am game. As it relates to MY 401k it is a non-issue. Either way I don't move the goalposts as most here do.  ;)
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« Reply #12654 on: July 18, 2017, 02:23:14 PM »
Please do read back. My 401k is not in stocks under Trump. If you want to discuss how the market is doing under Trump I am game. As it relates to MY 401k it is a non-issue. Either way I don't move the goalposts as most here do.  ;)
You moved your 401k in one shot at retirement?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12655 on: July 18, 2017, 02:24:41 PM »
Please do read back. My 401k is not in stocks under Trump. If you want to discuss how the market is doing under Trump I am game. As it relates to MY 401k it is a non-issue. Either way I don't move the goalposts as most here do.  ;)
You don't move them, you choose to ignore them.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12656 on: July 18, 2017, 02:25:32 PM »
You moved your 401k in one shot at retirement?
Yes.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12657 on: July 18, 2017, 02:27:10 PM »
You don't move them, you choose to ignore them.
What are you talking about?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12658 on: July 18, 2017, 02:41:09 PM »
What are you talking about?


So this
How has your 401k fared under Trump?
Not that I think it's a great yard stick, just responding to your point.
Was a perfectly legitimate response by YOUR standards. Why are you suddenly considering it to be irrelevant?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12659 on: July 18, 2017, 02:54:59 PM »
So this Was a perfectly legitimate response by YOUR standards. Why are you suddenly considering it to be irrelevant?
Stocks has as much to do with my 401k under Trump as pork does to what you are having for dinner tonight.
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