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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3769420 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12660 on: July 18, 2017, 02:58:34 PM »
Stocks has as much to do with my 401k under Trump as pork does to what you are having for dinner tonight.
That is really not relevant to his point.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12661 on: July 18, 2017, 03:02:00 PM »
I guess I missed his point. He wanted to know how it is doing under Trump with the market going up. It is a non-issue as it is not in stocks.
How has your 401k fared under Trump?
Not that I think it's a great yard stick, just responding to your point.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12662 on: July 18, 2017, 03:05:09 PM »
I guess I missed his point. He wanted to know how it is doing under Trump with the market going up. It is a non-issue as it is not in stocks.
Ahh so you thought it was a random question having nothing to do with the rest of the conversation?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12663 on: July 18, 2017, 03:11:39 PM »
It was a direct question that I answered.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12665 on: July 18, 2017, 10:51:31 PM »
https://www.wsj.com/articles/the-obamacare-republicans-1500419426

Note the one governor in there @Dan

The media loved parading him around to say how he loves Obamacare.


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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12666 on: July 19, 2017, 08:12:35 PM »
Trump hates the "fake news" NYT so much he invites three of their reporters for a chat in the oval office, where he proceeds to be his usual unhinged self. https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/19/us/politics/trump-interview-sessions-russia.html

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The president also expressed discontent with Deputy Attorney General Rod J. Rosenstein, a former federal prosecutor from Baltimore. When Mr. Sessions recused himself, the president said he was irritated to learn where his deputy was from. “There are very few Republicans in Baltimore, if any,” he said of the predominately Democratic city.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12668 on: July 21, 2017, 03:48:57 PM »
When you have to go out there and lie every day it takes a toll on you. They are dropping like flies. If this president really cared about this country he would step down.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12669 on: July 21, 2017, 05:13:39 PM »
When you have to go out there and lie every day it takes a toll on you. They are dropping like flies. If this president really cared about this country he would step down.
Did anyone ever for a moment think that he really cared about anything or anyone other than himself? Even his supporters just thought he would do a good job only for his own prestige and self image
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12670 on: July 21, 2017, 05:19:56 PM »
Did anyone ever for a moment think that he really cared about anything or anyone other than himself? Even his supporters just thought he would do a good job only for his own prestige and self image
If he cared about himself he would not have taken that job.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12671 on: July 21, 2017, 06:13:23 PM »
If he cared about himself he would not have taken that job.
Why did he take the job?
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12672 on: July 21, 2017, 06:59:22 PM »
Why did he take the job?
He was drinking the Kool-Aid?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12673 on: July 23, 2017, 07:49:21 AM »
When you have to go out there and lie every day it takes a toll on you. They are dropping like flies. If this president really cared about this country he would step down.
Spoken like a true liberal!

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12674 on: July 23, 2017, 09:15:12 AM »
Spoken like a true American liberal!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12675 on: July 23, 2017, 03:49:18 PM »
Trump tweets about president's 'complete power' to pardon.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12676 on: July 23, 2017, 04:48:35 PM »
Trump tweets about president's 'complete power' to pardon.

I guess he has nothing to hide, NOT!!!
New week, new bs story that nobody cares about.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12677 on: July 23, 2017, 05:19:24 PM »
New week, new bs story that nobody cares about.
No it is 100% accurate and even his own clan cares.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12678 on: July 23, 2017, 09:16:31 PM »
Trump picked a real winner in this new guy.

@cda0519 I am not a partisan. For Gay Marriage, against the death penalty, and Pro Choice. I am for social inclusion, fiscal responsibility
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