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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

« Last edited by username on November 10, 2016, 11:03:29 AM »

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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3850203 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12800 on: July 31, 2017, 03:32:56 PM »
Quote from: ilherman on July 31, 2017, 03:31:33 PM
Well put. I would not be surprised if he committed suicide.
Told JJ the same thing when the news broke, sure hope someone is watching out for him, or else...
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12801 on: July 31, 2017, 03:34:49 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on July 26, 2017, 12:19:36 PM
Talk about a three ring circus!!!

White House purge: ‘I’m going to fire everybody,’ says Scaramucci
This post is gold!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12802 on: July 31, 2017, 03:35:12 PM »
Quote from: Dan on July 31, 2017, 03:31:01 PM
I suppose the Romans said the same thing as they started their downfall.
Rubui or kaschis were not going to reverse that trend.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12803 on: July 31, 2017, 03:36:31 PM »
Quote from: Sport on July 31, 2017, 03:35:12 PM
Rubui or kaschis were not going to reverse that trend.
Do you think we're giving off an aura of fear to our enemies? Or do they think were a bunch of clowns?

And you don't think they would have found a way to fix healthcare and taxes by now?

Even if not, they would at least be able to understand and properly sell it.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12804 on: July 31, 2017, 03:44:15 PM »
Quote from: Dan on July 31, 2017, 03:36:31 PM
Do you think we're giving off an aura of fear to our enemies? Or do they think were a bunch of clowns?

And you don't think they would have found a way to fix healthcare and taxes by now?

Even if not, they would at least be able to understand and properly sell it.
Dont get me wrong,  Trump is helping to expedite the downfall of this country, but I think we're at the point of no return even without him.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12805 on: July 31, 2017, 03:47:09 PM »
Quote from: Sport on July 31, 2017, 03:44:15 PM
Dont get me wrong,  Trump is helping to expedite the downfall of this country, but I think we're at the point of no return even without him.

Would have been nice to have someone on the brakes rather than the gas pedal.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12806 on: July 31, 2017, 03:49:48 PM »
Quote from: Dan on July 31, 2017, 03:47:09 PM
Would have been nice to have someone on the brakes rather than the gas pedal.
About Rubio you would be right, but from everything he has said about any conservative policies proposed since the election, I would say that Kasich would be about the same as clinton.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12808 on: July 31, 2017, 03:52:43 PM »
Quote from: aygart on July 31, 2017, 03:49:48 PM
About Rubio you would be right, but from everything he has said about any conservative policies proposed since the election, I would say that Kasich would be about the same as clinton.
Yup, that's why my OH business income tax has come down from 6% to 0% during his leadership.
And why CLE frum population is up by 40% during his leadership, largely due to tuition vouchers.
I'm sure HRC would have done the same.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12809 on: July 31, 2017, 03:54:56 PM »
Quote from: TimT on July 31, 2017, 03:21:08 PM
Tonight in shul I'm gonna be hearing all about how he had to go. From the same people telling me 2 days ago how good of a hire this was.

I can't like this post enough
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12810 on: July 31, 2017, 03:56:03 PM »
Quote from: Dan on July 31, 2017, 03:52:43 PM
Yup, that's why my OH business income tax has come down from 6% to 0% during his leadership.
And why CLE frum population is up by 40% during his leadership, largely due to tuition vouchers.
I'm sure HRC would have done the same.
Can you explain the contradiction between his OH policies and what he says publicly regarding federal policies?
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« Reply #12811 on: July 31, 2017, 03:57:14 PM »
Quote from: aygart on July 31, 2017, 03:56:03 PM
Can you explain the contradiction between his OH policies and what he says publicly regarding federal policies?
Because he knows that centrists get more accomplished than ideologues and has done that effectively in OH, hence his high poll numbers?
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« Reply #12812 on: July 31, 2017, 04:00:25 PM »
Quote from: Dan on July 31, 2017, 03:57:14 PM
Because he knows that centrists get more accomplished than ideologues and has done that effectively in OH, hence his high poll numbers?
So that is why he should argue against and try to thwart conservative policies?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12814 on: July 31, 2017, 04:05:00 PM »
Quote from: TimT on July 31, 2017, 03:21:08 PM
Tonight in shul I'm gonna be hearing all about how he had to go. From the same people telling me 2 days ago how good of a hire this was.

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Even Vox agrees, But how many of those who were saying how it was terrible that he was in the WH are now saying it is terrible that he is gone? I can count a few here.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12815 on: July 31, 2017, 05:52:53 PM »
Is Spicer coming back??

This is just pathetic. I thought Trump at minimum was supposed to have good management skills... Not even that.

What would happen if something serious came up in this country? How can it possibly managed by this team of Psychopaths?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12816 on: July 31, 2017, 05:58:04 PM »
Quote from: churnbabychurn on July 31, 2017, 05:52:53 PM
This is just pathetic. I thought Trump at minimum was supposed to have good management skills... 
Are you kidding? You are all talking about Mr Bankruptcy.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12817 on: July 31, 2017, 06:03:00 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on July 31, 2017, 05:58:04 PM
Are you kidding? You are all talking about Mr Bankruptcy.
Dummy, he smartly used bankruptcy law. It's not like those businesses failed first
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12818 on: July 31, 2017, 06:04:42 PM »
Quote from: Yehuda57 on July 31, 2017, 06:03:00 PM
Dummy, he smartly used bankruptcy law. It's not like those businesses failed first
You are falling for his used car salesman BS.
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« Reply #12819 on: July 31, 2017, 06:05:57 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on July 31, 2017, 06:04:42 PM
You are falling for his used car salesman BS.
Sarcasm
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