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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 2036038 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12820 on: July 31, 2017, 06:07:33 PM »
Sarcasm
Sorry, can't tell in this thread anymore.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12821 on: July 31, 2017, 06:23:23 PM »
Sorry, can't tell in this thread anymore.
"Sarcasm until proven otherwise"

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12822 on: July 31, 2017, 08:11:57 PM »
Just to get the facts correct he was served divorce papers about a month ago. Still not good but not that bad is it sounded.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12823 on: August 01, 2017, 10:32:49 PM »

 @JTZ ?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12824 on: August 01, 2017, 10:36:19 PM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12825 on: August 01, 2017, 10:37:10 PM »
That must be Trump's most brilliant statement yet. The media rarely mentions the market.
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12827 on: August 01, 2017, 10:43:19 PM »

 @JTZ ?
I think he would say they are moving the goal post.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12828 on: August 01, 2017, 10:46:05 PM »
I think he would say they are moving the goal post.
As I told him long before the election, that is only if the goal posts were placed incorrectly to begin with
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12829 on: August 01, 2017, 10:51:43 PM »
As I told him long before the election, that is only if the goal posts were placed incorrectly to begin with
So I guess a baseball isn't 9 innings? If it is to your benefit you count the three innings from the prior game.
PSA: I thought baseball would make more sense to most here than football.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12831 on: August 01, 2017, 11:50:58 PM »
To clear things up, I think the current situation is expected.

Everyone knew Trump is going to be a different president and that is precisely the reason people like me wanted him.

Now, a very true parable comes to mind and I think explains the situation very well. Any strong medication will have strong side effects which can sometimes make the man miserable, but for long term serves his best interest. Same thing here. Because Washington was such a big Swamp / Sewer we had to swallow a medicine called Trump.  We are of course seeing this shifting in staff etc it will take time for him to be comfortable in the White House but in the same time we are being represented AMERICA FIRST and we are not leading from behind any more.  We finally have someone representing us in trade where are previous leaders were so foolish. We finally have someone lowering taxes and trying to help small businesses.  We finally have someone really helping and caring about the VA.  Bring on real conservative judges for the SCOTUS.  With all these great changes I am fine with some side effects. And for this reason I am still confident in President Trump.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12832 on: August 02, 2017, 12:13:30 AM »
LOL, good one!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12833 on: August 02, 2017, 12:16:17 AM »
To clear things up, I think the current situation is expected.

Everyone knew Trump is going to be a different president and that is precisely the reason people like me wanted him.

Now, a very true parable comes to mind and I think explains the situation very well. Any strong medication will have strong side effects which can sometimes make the man miserable, but for long term serves his best interest. Same thing here. Because Washington was such a big Swamp / Sewer we had to swallow a medicine called Trump. 
Sounds similar to this.
http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.msg1425712#msg1425712
Quote from: aygart link=topic=57647.msg1425712#msg1425712
Over this week a came up with the first semi-rational reason I was able to think of for why someone would vote for Trump. It has nothing to do with the establishment or anything of the sort. This country is being overrun by a cancer call political correctness. The PC police make people scared to say anything because it may offend someone. We have seen people destroyed simply due to a political opinion that some groups called discriminatory. People feel that Trump is the chemotherapy for this cancer. He may end up being a horrible president, but no one ever saidchemo is pleasant. His bad p[olicies can be reversed by future presidents but if we lost our freedom of expression we lost our country.

ETA: I personally would probably support Cruz, but I finally came up with some reason why someone would vote for Trump.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12834 on: August 02, 2017, 12:16:36 AM »
To clear things up, I think the current situation is expected.

Everyone knew Trump is going to be a different president and that is precisely the reason people like me wanted him.

Now, a very true parable comes to mind and I think explains the situation very well. Any strong medication will have strong side effects which can sometimes make the man miserable, but for long term serves his best interest. Same thing here. Because Washington was such a big Swamp / Sewer we had to swallow a medicine called Trump.  We are of course seeing this shifting in staff etc it will take time for him to be comfortable in the White House but in the same time we are being represented AMERICA FIRST and we are not leading from behind any more.  We finally have someone representing us in trade where are previous leaders were so foolish. We finally have someone lowering taxes and trying to help small businesses.  We finally have someone really helping and caring about the VA.  Bring on real conservative judges for the SCOTUS.  With all these great changes I am fine with some side effects. And for this reason I am still confident in President Trump.
Did you eat something yet? Extensive fasting can bring on hallucination episodes.
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12835 on: August 02, 2017, 12:18:14 AM »
Did you eat something yet? Extensive fasting can bring on hallucination episodes.
Which aspect/s of this do you consider to be hallucination, or is it all?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12836 on: August 02, 2017, 12:22:35 AM »
Sounds similar to this.
http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.msg1425712#msg1425712
Like! I was actually not following this thread the past 5 months, I started following again since the mooch came in. Guess I missed it. But true point nonetheless.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12837 on: August 02, 2017, 12:26:51 AM »
Like! I was actually not following this thread the past 5 months, I started following again since the mooch came in. Guess I missed it. But true point nonetheless.
That was from March 2016
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12838 on: August 02, 2017, 12:36:50 AM »
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12839 on: August 02, 2017, 01:58:42 AM »
Trump will be stonewalled from every end unless he cleans his act up. To do this, he has to bring in insiders. All the fools fired so far didnt do anything new, they just got caught. Career guys know how to shrug this stuff off.

Eventually, he will probably be branded a RINO and get stuff done