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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3833065 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12980 on: August 11, 2017, 01:35:15 AM »
Just to be clear, he's not twisting Trump's words. The way his statement was constructed it reads most coherently in the way CM is interpreting it. And yet, I completely agree with you about what Trump was trying to say. But that's the problem - while he may 'have the best words', he struggles to string them together properly.
Come on. No one thought that the next time Kim says he will use his missiles against the US that Trump will nuke NK. Stop it.
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12981 on: August 11, 2017, 01:53:09 AM »
Come on. No one thought that the next time Kim says he will use his missiles against the US that Trump will nuke NK. Stop it.
Lol. That's not what I said. What I said is he can't construct sentences to convey his thoughts properly. Based on what he actually said, the most proximate potential subject of his unqualified fire and fury comment was the preceding comment about NK threats. Of course in context of the world we live in (as opposed to strictly the words he used and the order he used them in) I know what he (probably) means.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12982 on: August 11, 2017, 07:15:34 AM »
Okay for the final time. I am about to give up. Where did he say that Fire and fury will be a direct response to the next threat?
You need to go back to school and take reading comprehension 101.
"North Korea best not make any more threats to the United States. They will be met with fire and fury, like the world has never seen."

I take that back because I consider you an intelligent person. The problem is a lot of the people that followed JJ were intelligent people also.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12983 on: August 11, 2017, 03:13:52 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12985 on: August 12, 2017, 10:25:42 PM »
For the less is more fans
We have more pressing issues right now than this crap.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12986 on: August 12, 2017, 10:28:15 PM »
We have more pressing issues right now than this crap.  :)
You only feel that way because you were a government employee and not a business owner who wastes way too much time on dumb regulations where the only purpose is either to make a politician look like he is doing something even though he is not or to keep some unneeded bureaucrat busy.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12987 on: August 12, 2017, 10:31:47 PM »
You only feel that way because you were a government employee and not a business owner who wastes way too much time on dumb regulations where the only purpose is either to make a politician look like he is doing something even though he is not or to keep some unneeded bureaucrat busy.
You need to get out more!  :P
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12988 on: August 12, 2017, 10:33:05 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12989 on: August 13, 2017, 01:35:03 AM »
For a guy who "tells it like it is" and is so reactionary, direct and crass when calling out individuals and groups he takes issue with, Trump sure is slow, measured and vague when condemning actual Nazis.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12990 on: August 13, 2017, 07:12:27 AM »
For a guy who "tells it like it is" and is so reactionary, direct and crass when calling out individuals and groups he takes issue with, Trump sure is slow, measured and vague when condemning actual Nazis.
Which Nazis do you want him to condemn? The ones who supported him?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12991 on: August 14, 2017, 10:45:19 AM »
Can someone drop a pin? I want to see if I can hear it.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12992 on: August 14, 2017, 10:49:09 AM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12993 on: August 14, 2017, 10:55:16 AM »
Can someone drop a pin? I want to see if I can hear it.
Keep in mind that many here only saw or heard after the fact reports. Considering the distrust of the media, when a story is only heard through their lenses and reporting and not seen in real time the story will not hav ethe same effect.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12995 on: August 14, 2017, 11:00:12 AM »
Can someone drop a pin? I want to see if I can hear it.
Why are people so upset that he condemned terrorists on both sides together ? A terrorist is a terrorist. Is attacking somebody with a bat or brick less of a crime than attacking with a car ?

BTW shame on the charlottsville police chief or McAwful or whoever gave the order to stand down.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12997 on: August 14, 2017, 11:42:19 AM »
Why are people so upset that he condemned terrorists on both sides together ? A terrorist is a terrorist. Is attacking somebody with a bat or brick less of a crime than attacking with a car ?

BTW shame on the charlottsville police chief or McAwful or whoever gave the order to stand down.

He has been championed on this thread for calling out Islamic terrorism by name. He himself said not referring to Islamic terrorism by name disqualified Hilary. He calls EVERYONE out by name. From Rosie to Mitch, Hilary to Obama. He is never vague or even remotely nuanced.

Except when it comes to white nationalist, white supremacists, Nazis - whatever you want to call them.

He was vague about condemning them during the campaign, and he was vague now too.

Want to call out Antifa as well? Good! They should be condemned for the fascist thugs they are. But when someone dresses like a Nazi, chants like a Nazi, and kills like a Nazi, call it a Nazi! If you can't, especially when you called everyone else you took issue with, you can't feign surprise that people are upset and infer racist or ugly political motives.


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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12998 on: August 14, 2017, 11:53:33 AM »
The same "outrage" would've been against Bush or any R in office. Don't kid yourself. The media is so giddy that somebody on the right finally did this. Much of middle America doesn't really care that someone punched back against antifa.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12999 on: August 14, 2017, 12:27:48 PM »
Much of middle America doesn't really care that someone punched back against antifa.
Which is extremely frightening. This shows how fragile our situation is in America if people don't care about bigoted violence as long as it is against Antifa. Who is next victim who they don't care about?
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