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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1185550 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13215 on: August 16, 2017, 07:28:27 PM »
There's a reason we renamed this thread pick your poison...
Would she be a slower acting poison?  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13216 on: August 16, 2017, 07:29:45 PM »
https://www.thenation.com/article/a-new-report-raises-big-questions-about-last-years-dnc-hack/

  • There was no hack of the Democratic National Committee’s system on July 5 last year—not by the Russians, not by anyone else. Hard science now demonstrates it was a leak—a download executed locally with a memory key or a similarly portable data-storage device. In short, it was an inside job by someone with access to the DNC’s system. This casts serious doubt on the initial “hack,” as alleged, that led to the very consequential publication of a large store of documents on WikiLeaks last summer.
  • Forensic investigations of documents made public two weeks prior to the July 5 leak by the person or entity known as Guccifer 2.0 show that they were fraudulent: Before Guccifer posted them they were adulterated by cutting and pasting them into a blank template that had Russian as its default language. Guccifer took responsibility on June 15 for an intrusion the DNC reported on June 14 and professed to be a WikiLeaks source—claims essential to the official narrative implicating Russia in what was soon cast as an extensive hacking operation. To put the point simply, forensic science now devastates this narrative.

http://www.salon.com/2017/08/15/what-if-the-dnc-russian-hack-was-really-a-leak-after-all-a-new-report-raises-questions-media-and-democrats-would-rather-ignore/#.WZSyEJZ7EQY.twitter

The silence from mainstream outlets on this is interesting, if for no other reason than the information appears in a highly-regarded liberal magazine with a reputation for vigorous and thorough reporting — not some right-wing fringe conspiracy outlet carrying water for Donald Trump. Maybe the logic goes that if mainstream journalists leave this untouched, that alone will be enough to discredit it. True believers in the Russian hack narrative can point to Breitbart’s coverage to dismiss this new information without consideration. That is not good enough. Lawrence’s article, and the report behind it, deserves some proper attention.
Is Seth Rich now back on the table?
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13217 on: August 16, 2017, 07:41:06 PM »
Is Seth Rich now back on the table?
Not yet, but only time will tell. It would be quite ironic if the Mueller investigation comes back with indictments against Dems for REAL obstruction and destruction of evidence.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13218 on: August 16, 2017, 07:43:49 PM »
Is Seth Rich now back on the table?
He never was except for the Kool-Aid drinkers.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13219 on: August 16, 2017, 07:49:13 PM »
There's a reason we renamed this thread pick your poison...
Not sure if youre reading an implications into my question-  there were none. It was a serious question out of pure curiosity.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13221 on: August 16, 2017, 08:12:43 PM »
Not sure if youre reading an implications into my question-  there were none. It was a serious question out of pure curiosity.
Was a serious answer.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13222 on: August 16, 2017, 08:13:50 PM »
Was a serious answer.
Fair enough.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13223 on: August 16, 2017, 08:16:51 PM »
It was a serious question...
Was a serious answer.
We don't get that often in this thread.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13224 on: August 16, 2017, 08:18:00 PM »
We don't get that often in this thread.
Yup
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13225 on: August 16, 2017, 08:27:46 PM »
Guess who doesn't hang out on DDF
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13226 on: August 16, 2017, 08:29:37 PM »
Guess who doesn't hang out on DDF
I guess they don't like to commit suicide.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13227 on: August 16, 2017, 08:51:32 PM »
Guess who doesn't hang out on DDF
I think the 3-4 time slot on Fox is leased to CNN. Shep is a left wing never Trumper hack

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13228 on: August 16, 2017, 08:58:37 PM »
I think the 3-4 time slot on Fox is leased to CNN. Shep is a left wing never Trumper hack
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13229 on: August 16, 2017, 09:40:46 PM »
Trump said "there were good people on both sides"

Can anyone explain what "good people" were doing at an event advertised like this? (See attached picture)