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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3855755 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13900 on: September 25, 2017, 09:19:33 PM »
When you start bringing her in. Look back.
If the shoe fits...
You are in big trouble when you have to use my lines.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13901 on: September 25, 2017, 09:21:11 PM »
If the shoe fits...
You are in big trouble when you have to use my lines.  :)
With the flip flops on this topic you have a line for all occasions.
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13902 on: September 25, 2017, 09:31:02 PM »
With the flip flops on this topic you have a line for all occasions.
Except I am going to let you get away with your alternative facts. Look at the video what a said about an individual vs a group. I know it will be hard but try doing it will not thinking like a Trumpster.  ;)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13903 on: September 25, 2017, 09:38:26 PM »
The quotes are here for all to see
Also note that I did not defend Trump about this at all.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13904 on: September 25, 2017, 09:40:24 PM »
The quotes are here for all to see
Just like Trumps are but you need to take your blinders off when you read them. Then learn the difference between protesting the flag and not protesting the flag.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13905 on: September 25, 2017, 09:46:40 PM »
Just like Trumps are but you need to take your blinders off when you read them. Then learn the difference between protesting the flag and not protesting the flag.
I am following your first opinion that it makes no difference. That is the one not tainted by your opinion of Trump.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13906 on: September 25, 2017, 09:50:34 PM »
Watch the game tonight and tell me what they are protesting. Both teams took the field with arms locked and standing. It included coaches and owners.

You are trying your best to not make this about Trumps idiotic comments. It is not going to fly!!!

Halftime, anyone want to guess what they are talking about?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13907 on: September 25, 2017, 10:15:53 PM »
Watch the game tonight and tell me what they are protesting. Both teams took the field with arms locked and standing. It included coaches and owners.

You are trying your best to not make this about Trumps idiotic comments. It is not going to fly!!!

Halftime, anyone want to guess what they are talking about?
Isn't that exactly what he wants? He won again.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13908 on: September 25, 2017, 10:43:56 PM »
Since you didn't answer a simple question I know your answer. Case closed!!! Have a good night. Unlike others when they say they are done for night and come back I won't.  :P

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13909 on: September 25, 2017, 10:51:44 PM »
Since you didn't answer a simple question I know your answer. Case closed!!! Have a good night. Unlike others when they say they are done for night and come back I won't. 

P.S. We got game going on.
There was a question?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13910 on: September 26, 2017, 10:40:48 AM »
Hey idiot you want to talk about ratings? Look in the mirror and you will see the guy with the lowest in history!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13911 on: September 26, 2017, 05:50:54 PM »
I missed this one.  :)

On Twitter, Trump attacked Steph Curry of the Golden State Warriors for his reluctance to visit the Trump White House. “Going to the White House is considered a great honor for a championship team. Stephen Curry is hesitating, therefore invitation is withdrawn!” tweeted Trump. Lebron James reacted with a tweet of his own: "Going to White House was a great honor until you showed up.”
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13912 on: September 26, 2017, 06:15:24 PM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13913 on: September 26, 2017, 06:20:37 PM »
I missed this one.  :)

On Twitter, Trump attacked Steph Curry of the Golden State Warriors for his reluctance to visit the Trump White House. “Going to the White House is considered a great honor for a championship team. Stephen Curry is hesitating, therefore invitation is withdrawn!” tweeted Trump. Lebron James reacted with a tweet of his own: "Going to White House was a great honor until you showed up.”


Yeah, what a burn.  I bet after he finishes playing basketball, he'll have a great career in stand up comedy. 

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13914 on: September 26, 2017, 08:28:33 PM »
LeBron on Ohian Trump voters: "I don't think a lot of people was educated."
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13915 on: September 27, 2017, 06:30:58 AM »
LeBron on Ohian Trump voters: "I don't think a lot of people was educated."
says the guy who was drafted right out of high school and never got a college education

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13916 on: September 27, 2017, 07:58:55 AM »
says the guy who was drafted right out of high school and never got a college education

If you read his statement a bit more carefully, you'll see the explicit irony already there
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13917 on: September 27, 2017, 09:24:00 AM »
says the guy who was drafted right out of high school and never got a college education
Didn't know going to college was a requirement for being considered educated. Man you just slammed a lot of people.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13918 on: September 27, 2017, 10:18:24 AM »
Didn't know going to college was a requirement for being considered educated. Man you just slammed a lot of people.

+1 Now I'm uneducated? I'll educate you, buster.  College is a scam and the only education you get is how to get stoned.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13919 on: September 27, 2017, 11:00:43 AM »
College is a scam and the only education you get is how to get stoned.
If you didn't learn that during or before HS you need to get out more.
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