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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3842375 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14000 on: September 27, 2017, 06:32:01 PM »
I still feel that it is not relevant.
Then I didn't explain it good enough or it flew right over your head. Either way there is no point in continuing.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14001 on: September 27, 2017, 11:28:00 PM »
You above all people should know they can't be fired.
Why can't they ?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14002 on: September 27, 2017, 11:45:40 PM »
CBA
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14004 on: September 27, 2017, 11:55:51 PM »
Tell that to Susan Seager
http://www.thewrap.com/nfl-free-speech-first-amendment-colin-kaepernick-trump/
Tell her to take it up with the players association. Nowhere does she mention the CBA. We won't know for sure until it happens.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14005 on: September 28, 2017, 12:08:40 AM »
The only knowledge I have of the cba is it seems Goodel can do what he wants, due process be damned. Can you point to the relative portion of the cba that says a player can't be fired for off the field behavior deemed a distraction or in any way detrimental to the team?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14006 on: September 28, 2017, 12:48:03 AM »
https://twitter.com/Unpersuaded112/status/912044895539474433
Well, who does he think will be paying for if it is paid by the US Government? Not the welfare recipients.
No comment on that Twitter handle?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14007 on: September 28, 2017, 07:38:38 AM »
Looks like the NFL finally realized what many of us here were saying, they are fighting a losing battle.
Earlier this week you couldn't read one article on nfl.com that didnt mention the protests, today you need @timt search skills to find any mention of it.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14008 on: September 28, 2017, 07:44:48 AM »
Any chance the owners will lock arms with the players during contracts or other negotiations ? :)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14009 on: September 28, 2017, 09:45:02 AM »
Looks like the NFL finally realized what many of us here were saying, they are fighting a losing battle.
Earlier this week you couldn't read one article on nfl.com that didnt mention the protests, today you need @TimT search skills to find any mention of it.
This is great so now we can talk about healthcare. The President claims they have the votes. OK then vote!!! This guys can't talk about anything without making things up. How can anyone believe anything this guys says?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14010 on: September 28, 2017, 09:49:26 AM »
This is great so now we can talk about healthcare. The President claims they have the votes. OK then vote!!! This guys can't talk about anything without making things up. How can anyone believe anything this guys says?
I think its great for an entirely different reason. Now we can hopefully get back to football without politics. I need something to distract me while our govt messes us over.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14011 on: September 28, 2017, 09:54:54 AM »
Now we can hopefully get back to football without politics.
I hope so but why do I think the tweets are going to continue and we didn't hear the end to this?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14012 on: September 28, 2017, 09:57:41 AM »
I hope so but why do I think the tweets are going to continue and we didn't hear the end to this?
Who should I pick in my survivor league? I already used ATL, NE, and OAK. Im leaning towards ARZ but don't like picking divisional games.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14013 on: September 28, 2017, 10:00:41 AM »
Who should I pick in my survivor league? I already used ATL, NE, and OAK. Im leaning towards ARZ but don't like picking divisional games.
Dallas?
Obvious pick would be Seattle.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14014 on: September 28, 2017, 10:14:19 AM »
Hay Mr President in between your tweets can you find time to help Puerto Rico?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14015 on: September 28, 2017, 10:17:40 AM »
Dallas?
Obvious pick would be Seattle.
Dallas will lose this week, Rams are the highest scoring team in football and teams have figured out how to play Prescott.
Yeah, Seattle's my other choice, they just dont play well in the beginning of the season. I'll probably end up going with them though.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14016 on: September 28, 2017, 10:19:25 AM »
Hay Mr President in between your tweets can you find time to help Puerto Rico?
How, by driving a truck?
the supplies are all there they just have now way to get it to the people that need

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14017 on: September 28, 2017, 10:21:30 AM »
How, by driving a truck?
If that will help, sure. All joking aside wouldn't that be a site. Perception can do wonders for morale!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14018 on: September 28, 2017, 10:21:53 AM »
How, by driving a truck?
the supplies are all there they just have now way to get it to the people that need
He means an official visit. Maybe eat a burger or some fries from a local store.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14019 on: September 28, 2017, 10:24:51 AM »
"No-one is a better truck driver then me, no-one, not even Danica Patrick... but i would date her"
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