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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1668114 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14700 on: November 08, 2017, 03:13:15 PM »
so explain what I donít know about it
I don't know where to start. We have a so called lawyer that seems to agree with you. :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14701 on: November 08, 2017, 03:38:40 PM »
We have a so called lawyer that seems to agree with you. :)
You referring to him ?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14702 on: November 08, 2017, 04:39:32 PM »

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14703 on: November 08, 2017, 04:41:06 PM »
Who is that?

Looks like Justice Thomas with some fat Jewish guy.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14704 on: November 09, 2017, 08:44:39 AM »

Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14705 on: November 09, 2017, 09:48:02 AM »
Surprised to see CMA thrashing Trump. I guess even they took their head out of the sand.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14708 on: November 09, 2017, 11:12:58 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14709 on: November 10, 2017, 03:37:18 PM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14710 on: November 10, 2017, 06:35:44 PM »
http://www.latimes.com/politics/la-na-pol-trump-judge-20171110-story.html
I know many here see this as a success, and I'm not looking to troll, but I don't think that conservative judges are a good thing for us. Social issues that have no real life ramifications aside, you end up with Linda Reade, a Bush appointee who sentences strictly with no consideration for the story.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14711 on: November 12, 2017, 12:11:09 PM »
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« Reply #14712 on: November 12, 2017, 12:17:15 PM »
http://www.latimes.com/politics/la-na-pol-trump-judge-20171110-story.html
I know many here see this as a success, and I'm not looking to troll, but I don't think that conservative judges are a good thing for us. Social issues that have no real life ramifications aside, you end up with Linda Reade, a Bush appointee who sentences strictly with no consideration for the story.

This is ridiculous. The only consequence of liberal appointees are social issues with no real consequence? How is Reade an example of conservative appointees? Have you always felt evry liberal appointee's decisions were always fair?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14713 on: November 12, 2017, 06:27:52 PM »
This is ridiculous. The only consequence of liberal appointees are social issues with no real consequence? How is Reade an example of conservative appointees? Have you always felt evry liberal appointee's decisions were always fair?
I don't know, I've been thinking about it. What's a consequence of a liberal judge? as in real life, where they made someone in the frum community's life more difficult? Linda Reade is a through and through conservative, and that drove everything from the immigration raid through the final sentencing.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14714 on: November 12, 2017, 08:07:55 PM »
I don't know, I've been thinking about it. What's a consequence of a liberal judge? as in real life, where they made someone in the frum community's life more difficult? Linda Reade is a through and through conservative, and that drove everything from the immigration raid through the final sentencing.
Where have you been living? There has been a tremendous difference between them regarding religious liberties and so many other things.
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