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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Clinton
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Johnson
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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3770381 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14840 on: November 30, 2017, 08:49:57 PM »
...but not are great president!!! Don't listen to all the #fakenews.

It only gets better. Now the nativity scene is back in the white house.
https://www.cbsnews.com/pictures/white-house-christmas-2017/22/
Isn't it there every year?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14841 on: November 30, 2017, 08:53:10 PM »

It only gets better. Now the nativity scene is back in the white house.
https://www.cbsnews.com/pictures/white-house-christmas-2017/22/

As it should be. It's his house. It's his religion. If I was president, there'd be a menora in the window and a mezuzah on every door.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14842 on: November 30, 2017, 08:53:34 PM »
Isn't it there every year?
Not sure but I know 100% it is there this year. Everyone should know the true story of the Nativity. Man I love this president!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14843 on: November 30, 2017, 08:55:51 PM »
As it should be. It's his house. It's his religion. If I was president, there'd be a menora in the window and a mezuzah on every door.
You are not the president and your religion with all the others is meaningless. Finally a president that is letting the whole world know about the one true religion. How did I not vote for this guy?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14844 on: November 30, 2017, 09:00:30 PM »
Doesn't the Russian church celebrate a different day? When does Melania celebrate?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14845 on: November 30, 2017, 09:05:06 PM »
Doesn't the Russian church celebrate a different day?
Here we go again with this Russia #fakenews.  ::)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14846 on: November 30, 2017, 09:06:23 PM »
Here we go again with this Russia #fakenews.  ::)
I think done Russian chassidim did a different nitel
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14847 on: November 30, 2017, 10:49:49 PM »
your religion with all the others is meaningless.
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December 7 is Chanukah party at the WH hosted by Trump.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14848 on: November 30, 2017, 10:55:49 PM »
Everyone has their thing which overrides all others.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14849 on: December 01, 2017, 01:50:15 AM »
Doesn't the Russian church celebrate a different day? When does Melania celebrate?
Yes you are correct, Russian , Greek, Armenian, Aramaic Orthodox Christians celebrate in January, as well as Messianic Jews.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14850 on: December 01, 2017, 05:08:13 AM »
December 7 is Chanukah party at the WH hosted by Trump.
Right up there with the Holloween party he hosted. What’s your point?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14851 on: December 01, 2017, 06:55:14 AM »
Right up there with the Holloween party he hosted. What’s your point?
What do you mean by this ?
You are not the president and your religion with all the others is meaningless.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14852 on: December 01, 2017, 06:59:31 AM »
What do you mean by this ?
That according to our great president there is only one true religion and it isn't the one you follow. Don't you just love this guy?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14853 on: December 01, 2017, 07:06:38 AM »
That according to our great president there is only one true religion and it isn't the one you follow.
Are you saying this based on
Now the nativity scene is back in the white house.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14854 on: December 01, 2017, 07:18:29 AM »
Are you saying this based on
Do you know what "Christmas" means.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14855 on: December 01, 2017, 07:29:15 AM »
Do you know what "Christmas" means.
Yeh Yeh Yeh. He wished me a happy new year & you should’ve heard what he said. That’s all that matters to me.
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« Reply #14856 on: December 01, 2017, 08:16:10 AM »
That according to our great president there is only one true religion and it isn't the one you follow. Don't you just love this guy?
We are used to that. It has been thousands of years since we were governed by someone able to deal with the purity of G-d without any sons, daughters, prophets, luminaries, etc. in between.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14857 on: December 01, 2017, 08:45:56 AM »
Just so we are all on the same page about the religion our great president is promoting for our country and across the world. The best part is I will keep reminding you all month. 😂
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« Reply #14858 on: December 01, 2017, 08:49:32 AM »
Just so we are all on the same page about the religion our great president is promoting for our country and across the world. The best part is I will keep reminding you all month. 😂
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« Reply #14859 on: December 01, 2017, 08:51:34 AM »
Just so we are all on the same page about the religion our great president is promoting for our country and across the world. The best part is I will keep reminding you all month. 😂
Hey, if it means you finally acknowledge he’s not an idiot, moron, danger, & everything else you’ve been calling him, then be my guest :)