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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Who are you voting for?

Clinton
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Johnson
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Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3850751 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15100 on: December 06, 2017, 01:26:43 PM »
Just make sure to hold signs “#Dayofrage”. Otherwise I won’t know the difference from a regular day over there.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15101 on: December 06, 2017, 01:28:51 PM »
Just make sure to hold signs “#Dayofrage”. Otherwise I won’t know the difference from a regular day over there.
...and how does this help that?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15102 on: December 06, 2017, 01:29:16 PM »
My son says the shooting has begun...fireworks that is.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15103 on: December 06, 2017, 01:30:38 PM »
My son says the shooting has begun...fireworks that is.
Lets pray that all it will be.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15104 on: December 06, 2017, 01:32:05 PM »
Lets pray that all it will be.
The Israelis wont be the ones shooting first. You can be certain of that. The handwringing on CNN, MSNBC and the rest of the MSM is comical.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15105 on: December 06, 2017, 01:32:17 PM »
But is it safe?  :(

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15106 on: December 06, 2017, 01:33:51 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15107 on: December 06, 2017, 01:58:07 PM »
Can someone put a muzzle on this guy. Another stunt like the NFL but this one can get peopled killed.
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/trump-flouts-worlds-warnings-to-name-jerusalem-a-capital/ar-BBGilQ6?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=ientp

Not single American will die because a president acknowledged a simple fact.

Fun Fact: Did you know that in every Palestinian negotiation they have never once even hinted at Jerusalem not being Israel's capital as part of a peace deal? They don't care about it. They never have, and never will. This is all grandstanding and chest thumping.

Look at Dianne Feinstein's letter to Trump. Among the many lies is the doozy that Ariel Sharon caused the second Intifada. See the recent riots regarding metal detectors at Al Aqsa. Even if violence erupts (though I doubt it will) it is not because of Trump, it is because a large population of people are being manipulated, scapegoated and purposefully persecuted by thier corrupt, murderous leaders who are hellbent on destroying Israel and gaining wealth and political power in the process.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15108 on: December 06, 2017, 02:01:55 PM »
They use it as a bargaining chip. This in no way helps the peace process.

Let’s take Israel out of the picture. How is this in the best interest of the US? This only fuels the hatred towards the US.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15109 on: December 06, 2017, 02:17:14 PM »
...and if more Americans need to die for this stunt, so what?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15110 on: December 06, 2017, 02:18:08 PM »
The US has an interest in doing the right thing simply because it is right. The same way Stephen Harper was a staunch Israel supporter simply because it was the right thing to do (he said this himself to the Knesset). Denying reality to pander to a bunch of Palestinian bluffers is not the right thing to do. Anyway since when did not moving the embassy help anything?? The peace process is dead and has always been a charade.

Maybe now, if the Israeli position is stronger this way, that will actually force the arabs to submit to something. Like maybe recognizing Israel just to start...

Then again, lishitascha, why is it in the US interest that Israel exists at all?.... 

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15111 on: December 06, 2017, 02:24:57 PM »
They use it as a bargaining chip. This in no way helps the peace process.

Let’s take Israel out of the picture. How is this in the best interest of the US? This only fuels the hatred towards the US.
Because it shows to everyone that we are a nation of force, we do what we think the right thing is. You can also add that it gives Trump an upper hand towards a two state solution (which is the only realistic peace option), it will be a sour pill for the Israelis to swallow, and they were not interested in listening to someone like Obama giving them this advice since they knew Obama is not their friend. Trump with this move has shown that Israel is in his best interest and there is a much bigger chance Israel will listen to him when it comes to negotiate peace.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15112 on: December 06, 2017, 02:28:21 PM »
Not single American will die because a president acknowledged a simple fact.

Fun Fact: Did you know that in every Palestinian negotiation they have never once even hinted at Jerusalem not being Israel's capital as part of a peace deal? They don't care about it. They never have, and never will. This is all grandstanding and chest thumping.

Look at Dianne Feinstein's letter to Trump. Among the many lies is the doozy that Ariel Sharon caused the second Intifada. See the recent riots regarding metal detectors at Al Aqsa. Even if violence erupts (though I doubt it will) it is not because of Trump, it is because a large population of people are being manipulated, scapegoated and purposefully persecuted by thier corrupt, murderous leaders who are hellbent on destroying Israel and gaining wealth and political power in the process.
https://www.jta.org/1995/05/18/archive/feinstein-set-to-offer-own-version-of-embassy-bill
A draft of Feinstein’s bill declares that “Jerusalem is recognized as the capital of the State Of Israeli” and that “the United States Embassy belongs in Jerusalem.”

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15113 on: December 06, 2017, 02:32:20 PM »
They use it as a bargaining chip.

That's exactly my point. It was NEVER used as a bargaining chip.

This in no way helps the peace process.
The peace process has been halted for ages, and even in the days that it was in full force, Jerusalem was never a question.
Let’s take Israel out of the picture. How is this in the best interest of the US? This only fuels the hatred towards the US.

Why ever try make peace? Why ever get involved? A stable Middle East is in the USA's interests, as is having Israel as a strong ally. The best way to accomplish the former is by ensuring the latter.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15114 on: December 06, 2017, 02:37:07 PM »
https://www.jta.org/1995/05/18/archive/feinstein-set-to-offer-own-version-of-embassy-bill
A draft of Feinstein’s bill declares that “Jerusalem is recognized as the capital of the State Of Israeli” and that “the United States Embassy belongs in Jerusalem.”

Breaking: Shock as politician changes position entirely based on political expediency.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15115 on: December 06, 2017, 02:42:35 PM »
Breaking: Shock as politician changes position entirely based on political expediency.
What is so shocking. You think Trump didn’t do this for votes?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15116 on: December 06, 2017, 02:44:27 PM »
What is so shocking. You think Trump didn’t do this for votes?
That was responding to a specific quote. But I don't think Trump did this out of his great love for Israel and Jersusalem, no.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15118 on: December 06, 2017, 03:03:26 PM »
 Is that Flynn texting the Russians during the inauguration that the sanctions will be lifted?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15119 on: December 06, 2017, 05:53:47 PM »
Is that Flynn texting the Russians during the inauguration that the sanctions will be lifted?
Gosh, I watch CNN, and Wolf Blitzer stops everything, "we have breaking news now in the Russian meddling investigation" I am holding my breath tight, waiting to hear about Trump being charged by the special council, and all I hear is again, the old dried out garbage, that was Flynn texting the Russians during the inauguration, wow, the fix is in!  We all know by know he made contacts with the Russians while Trump was president elect its old already. I really don't care if it was via meetings or texting. As said, its normal for an incoming admin to make such contacts AFTER their candidate has been elected. We are waiting to see if these stuff took place before the election was over and if there was any collusion, when that comes true talk about breaking news. Don't try to make a small stupid detail as breaking development in the Russian investigation, That is FAKE NEWS.
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