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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3861532 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15780 on: December 21, 2017, 11:50:13 AM »
So she expects countries to vote based on the money they receive?
Let's use Egypt as an example.

There's no way they can afford to vote with the US or even abstain, and there's no way aid to Egypt will be cut.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15781 on: December 21, 2017, 11:50:43 AM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15782 on: December 21, 2017, 11:51:23 AM »
Let's use Egypt as an example.

There's no way they can afford to vote with the US or even abstain, and there's no way aid to Egypt will be cut.
...and we knew this going in, correct?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15783 on: December 21, 2017, 11:53:13 AM »
You knew their position before you gave them the money. Now that they vote that way you are going to complain?
not complaining but giving warnings...

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15784 on: December 21, 2017, 11:54:38 AM »
Let's use Egypt as an example.

There's no way they can afford to vote with the US or even abstain, and there's no way aid to Egypt will be cut.
nonsense
why cant they abstain? Before Camp David I'm confident you would've also said "there's no way" for peace....

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15785 on: December 21, 2017, 11:56:41 AM »
...and we knew this going in, correct?
that's what the fake media fed you...wait and see what you did/didn't know

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15786 on: December 21, 2017, 11:58:19 AM »
that's what the fake media fed you...wait and see what you did/didn't know
So Egypt is secretly pro-Israel?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15787 on: December 21, 2017, 12:04:52 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15788 on: December 21, 2017, 12:05:06 PM »
So Egypt is secretly pro-Israel?
The A-Sisi regime definitely has no quip with Israel, and wants a strong Israel at its border. Looking at all their borders and neighbors, they're probably most comfortable with the Israeli border and having Israel as a neighbor, and couldn't care less about Jerusalem, but they need to grandstand as well, for their own internal security as well as the security at their other borders. All players in this game are fully aware of this.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15789 on: December 21, 2017, 03:38:22 PM »
How can Trump nominate a guy like this? A total disgrace and I am sure some gullible will spin this.
https://www.conservativereview.com/articles/chai-feldblum-trumps-worst-nomination-far/
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15790 on: December 21, 2017, 03:51:14 PM »
So she expects countries to vote based on the money they receive?

Vote however you like but don't expect any money from the US if you're going to condemn the US.
If you don't like us then don't take our dirty money.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15791 on: December 21, 2017, 04:01:57 PM »
Vote however you like but don't expect any money from the US if you're going to condemn the US.
If you don't like us then don't take our dirty money.
Disagreeing on an issue is not condemning.
I wonder if you felt the same way when BO was president.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15792 on: December 21, 2017, 04:16:02 PM »
Disagreeing on an issue is not condemning.
 
How about condemning at the UN, is that condemning?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15793 on: December 21, 2017, 04:18:57 PM »
How about condemning at the UN, is that condemning?
Sure sounds like it would be. Can we have the gotcha now?  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15794 on: December 21, 2017, 04:22:42 PM »
Vote however you like but don't expect any money from the US if you're going to condemn the US.
If you don't like us then don't take our dirty money.
Disagreeing on an issue is not condemning.
I wonder if you felt the same way when BO was president.
and is it so hard to comprehend don't touch my money if you disagree on X?
CUT THIS LIBERALISM. if its my money i do as i please, make rules as i wish. No-one forced them to take our money.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15795 on: December 21, 2017, 04:23:50 PM »
Sure sounds like it would be. Can we have the gotcha now?  :)
How about just telling us what in the world you are talking about, or is it just the holidays?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15796 on: December 21, 2017, 04:25:55 PM »
How about just telling us what in the world you are talking about, or is it just the holidays?
Usually after I answer a question then the "gotcha" question comes.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15797 on: December 21, 2017, 04:34:46 PM »
Usually after I answer a question then the "gotcha" question comes.
He wrote something about them condemning the US and you replied that disagreeing is not condemning. I have no clue what you are trying to say. Once I know what you are trying to say I can start on the gotcha.
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« Reply #15798 on: December 21, 2017, 04:39:07 PM »
He wrote something about them condemning the US and you replied that disagreeing is not condemning. I have no clue what you are trying to say. Once I know what you are trying to say I can start on the gotcha.
gotcha  :)
That vote was for show and meaningless. I don't look at it as condemning even if they use that word. I disagree with Trump on this but I don't condemn him for it.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15799 on: December 21, 2017, 04:41:23 PM »
gotcha  :)
That vote was for show and meaningless. I don't look at it as condemning even if they use that word. I disagree with Trump on this but I don't condemn him for it.
In that case, why are we spending billions of dollars on this stupid UN if everything is just a show?
I wonder what people who type "u" instead of "you" do with all their free time.