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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3770021 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15880 on: December 22, 2017, 11:17:52 AM »
A mirror image of you? :P
You really need to come up with things on your own.  ;)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15881 on: December 22, 2017, 11:32:14 AM »
You really need to come up with things on your own.  ;)
Why?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15882 on: December 22, 2017, 11:36:44 AM »
Why?
It will at least give the impression you care about what you are posting about.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15887 on: December 22, 2017, 03:01:38 PM »
***editing in progress****
Was going to post this but then saw these caveats and didn't get a chance to go through the numbers.
Is this supposed to be a defense? Those are excuses, not a defense.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15888 on: December 22, 2017, 03:03:27 PM »
http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/bob-corker-i-now-understand-why-trump-calls-the-media-fake-news/article/2644174
So he didn't even bother to try explaining why he flipped his vote? He just yelled fake news? That does sound like he understands Trump ;)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15889 on: December 22, 2017, 03:05:12 PM »
Is this supposed to be a defense? Those are excuses, not a defense.
As I wrote, I did not get a chance to go through the numbers. He does have a point when writing that it is unlikely that it had to do with imports. The article is absolutely correct that it is not a good thing that trump is being wishy washy about the protectionism. I have no opinion as to whether it would be good or not but the vacillating definitely is not good.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15890 on: December 23, 2017, 08:26:51 PM »
- TPP : Withdrawn
- Paris Climate Accords : Withdrawn
- Keystone XL Pipeline : Approved
- Dakota Access Pipeline : Approved
- Net Neutrality : Repealed
- Illegal Border Crossings : Down 50%+
- “Catch and Release” Policy : Gone
- Unemployment Rate : 4.1% (17-Year Low)
- GDP : 3% Growth
- Stock Market : 24,000+ (70 Record Closes)
- Job Creation : 1.7 million+ New Jobs
- Tax Code : Rewritten (First Time Since 1986)
- Taxes : Cut $5.5 billion
- Regulations : 22-1 Elimination Rate
- Defense Spending : Increased
- Obamacare Individual Mandate : Repealed
- US Relations with Israel : Revitalized
- US-Recognized Capital of Israel : Jerusalem
- Federal Judges : 73 Confirmed
- Neil Gorsuch : Confirmed to Supreme Court
- ISIS Caliphate : Collapsed
- Obama Legacy : Decimated
- Hillary Clinton : Still Not President

And that’s just year one... #MAGA

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15891 on: December 23, 2017, 08:34:17 PM »
And that’s just year one...
Is that about one for each women he sexually harassed/assaulted?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15892 on: December 23, 2017, 08:35:52 PM »
Is that about one for each women he sexually harassed/assaulted?
Gloria Steinem said that if he is needed for his policies we should overlook that.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15893 on: December 23, 2017, 08:38:26 PM »
Gloria Steinem said that if he is needed for his policies we should overlook that.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15894 on: December 23, 2017, 08:41:38 PM »
Thanks for proving my point.
That was my purpose
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15895 on: December 23, 2017, 08:54:43 PM »
That was my purpose
I have no idea what your purpose is.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15896 on: December 23, 2017, 10:12:49 PM »
- TPP : Withdrawn
- Paris Climate Accords : Withdrawn
- Keystone XL Pipeline : Approved
- Dakota Access Pipeline : Approved
- Net Neutrality : Repealed
- Illegal Border Crossings : Down 50%+
- “Catch and Release” Policy : Gone
- Unemployment Rate : 4.1% (17-Year Low)
- GDP : 3% Growth
- Stock Market : 24,000+ (70 Record Closes)
- Job Creation : 1.7 million+ New Jobs
- Tax Code : Rewritten (First Time Since 1986)
- Taxes : Cut $5.5 billion
- Regulations : 22-1 Elimination Rate
- Defense Spending : Increased
- Obamacare Individual Mandate : Repealed
- US Relations with Israel : Revitalized
- US-Recognized Capital of Israel : Jerusalem
- Federal Judges : 73 Confirmed
- Neil Gorsuch : Confirmed to Supreme Court
- ISIS Caliphate : Collapsed
- Obama Legacy : Decimated
- Hillary Clinton : Still Not President

And that’s just year one... #MAGA
http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/year-one-list-81-major-trump-achievements-11-obama-legacy-items-repealed/article/2644159

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15897 on: December 23, 2017, 10:21:49 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15898 on: December 23, 2017, 10:25:55 PM »
For the diehard Trump fans (I wont say gullibles). Do you really believe he had 81 major achievements?
Did you go through the list? I can't say I like all of them but he and his administration did accomplish those major achievements.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15899 on: December 23, 2017, 10:29:30 PM »
Did you go through the list? I can't say I like all of them but he and his administration did accomplish those major achievements.
No I didn't go through the list. When he has a major accomplishment FOX makes a big deal about it. Didn't see them go crazy anywhere near that number. 81 MAJOR accomplishments would be a lot for a two term president.
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