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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

« Last edited by username on November 10, 2016, 11:03:29 AM »

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16000 on: January 02, 2018, 03:57:50 PM »
Quote from: aygart on January 02, 2018, 09:35:18 AM
https://twitter.com/neontaster/status/948199825429942272
I just realized that the stat Trump's referring to is actually for the whole world. So he's taking credit for global aviation safety. :o
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16001 on: January 02, 2018, 03:59:32 PM »
There have been no mainline US carrier deaths since I started blogging.
You can thank me later.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16002 on: January 02, 2018, 04:12:32 PM »
Quote from: Dan on January 02, 2018, 03:59:32 PM
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Why only later?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16003 on: January 02, 2018, 04:20:21 PM »
Quote from: Dan on January 02, 2018, 03:59:32 PM
There have been no mainline US carrier deaths since I started blogging.
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We almost lost Dr. Dao.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16006 on: January 02, 2018, 06:47:23 PM »
Quote from: Super Speed on January 02, 2018, 06:46:09 PM
Voting for him in 2020?
I don't think he'll run in 2020. But feel free to ask me then :)

I will say that the past month has been mighty impressive.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16007 on: January 02, 2018, 06:53:19 PM »
Quote from: Dan on January 02, 2018, 06:47:23 PM
I don't think he'll run in 2020. But feel free to ask me then :)

I will say that the past month has been mighty impressive.
Do you think Hilary would have done any of that stuff?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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Quote from: Sammy82 on January 02, 2018, 06:53:19 PM
Do you think Hilary would have done any of that stuff?
Of course not. I didn't vote for her either.

I knew DJT would make our country look fooloish and I think he does that nearly every day. And he is exactly the narcissist I thought he was. But I have been impressed by what's he been able to do in spite of his constant unforced errors.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16009 on: January 02, 2018, 07:23:56 PM »
Quote from: Dan on January 02, 2018, 06:54:24 PM
Of course not. I didn't vote for her either.

I knew DJT would make our country look fooloish and I think he does that nearly every day. And he is exactly the narcissist I thought he was. But I have been impressed by what's he been able to do in spite of his constant unforced errors.
Do you think Kasich would have done those stuff? Rubio? Cruz? Jeb?

+1 on the rest
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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It will be a big button and a beautiful button. And you know who is going to pay for it.....
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« Reply #16013 on: January 02, 2018, 10:16:31 PM »
Quote from: Dan on January 02, 2018, 06:47:23 PM
I don't think he'll run in 2020. But feel free to ask me then :)

I will say that the past month has been mighty impressive.
Quote from: aradisc on January 02, 2018, 08:59:38 PM
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i was going to say that lasted a few seconds
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« Reply #16018 on: January 03, 2018, 10:24:56 AM »
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/jan/03/donald-trump-russia-steve-bannon-michael-wolff

Someone is missing the spotlight

The real liars paradox. Two liars saying opposite things.
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