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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3843025 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16360 on: January 16, 2018, 06:56:21 PM »
Doctor claims Trump never repeats himself. I guess he didn't ask him about Russian collusion.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16361 on: January 16, 2018, 08:27:33 PM »
Trump/WH instructs Bannon not to answer any questions. So much for fully cooperating and nothing to hide.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16362 on: January 16, 2018, 08:50:30 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on January 16, 2018, 08:27:33 PM
Trump/WH instructs Bannon not to answer any questions. So much for fully cooperating and nothing to hide.
so he is taking instructions from the WH?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16363 on: January 16, 2018, 08:53:37 PM »
That way the WH garantees that he’ll say everything & hide nothing.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16364 on: January 16, 2018, 08:56:08 PM »
Quote from: aygart on January 16, 2018, 08:50:30 PM
so he is taking instructions from the WH?
That is what FOX is reporting. Trump/WH instructed him to claim executive privilege even on conversations during the transition when BO was president.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16365 on: January 16, 2018, 08:57:01 PM »
Quote from: TimT on January 16, 2018, 08:53:37 PM
That way the WH garantees that he’ll say everything & hide nothing.
How do you breath with your head buried in the sand?  :P
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16366 on: January 16, 2018, 08:59:05 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on January 16, 2018, 08:57:01 PM
How do you breath with your head buried in the sand?  :P
If you think he still takes orders from the WH I’ve got a few spare bridges I’m looking to dump.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16367 on: January 16, 2018, 09:03:05 PM »
Quote from: TimT on January 16, 2018, 08:59:05 PM
If you think he still takes orders from the WH I’ve got a few spare bridges I’m looking to dump.
Man you are so far out there I am afraid you cant be helped.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16368 on: January 16, 2018, 09:06:07 PM »
Quote from: TimT on January 16, 2018, 08:59:05 PM
If you think he still takes orders from the WH I’ve got a few spare bridges I’m looking to dump.
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on January 16, 2018, 09:03:05 PM
Man you are so far out there I am afraid you cant be helped.

I got some bridges for you too.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16369 on: January 16, 2018, 09:08:24 PM »
Quote from: davidrotts63 on January 16, 2018, 09:06:07 PM
I got some bridges for you too.
Bannon will do anything to get back in Trumps good graces. If Trump told him to eat sh*t he would ask one or two scoops.

The fact is his lawyer said the WH instructed him to invoke EP. After that the R leader issued him a subpoena on the spot.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16370 on: January 16, 2018, 09:10:20 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on January 16, 2018, 09:08:24 PM
Bannon will do anything to get back in Trumps good graces. If Trump told him to eat sh*t he would ask one or two scoops.
In case you’ve forgotten he basically declared war on the prez not so long ago.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16371 on: January 16, 2018, 09:12:09 PM »
Quote from: TimT on January 16, 2018, 09:10:20 PM
In case you’ve forgotten he basically declared war on the prez.
In case you forget he apologized and said he supports the president 100%. All this doesn't matter because the gran jury subpoena has been served.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16372 on: January 16, 2018, 11:08:41 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16373 on: January 16, 2018, 11:10:20 PM »


Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on January 16, 2018, 09:12:09 PM
In case you forget he apologized and said he supports the president 100%.
And you call others gullible?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16374 on: January 16, 2018, 11:14:21 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on January 16, 2018, 05:51:23 PM
Who cares? More than half the country!
More people care about immigration reform...it has nothing to do with that.

It's all about the the ratings.
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Quote from: TimT on January 16, 2018, 08:53:37 PM
That way the WH garantees that he’ll say everything & hide nothing.
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on January 16, 2018, 08:56:08 PM
That is what FOX is reporting. Trump/WH instructed him to claim executive privilege even on conversations during the transition when BO was president.
Now I'm scratching my head ... This must be the first time that I'm hearing an adminstration do that....
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16375 on: January 17, 2018, 08:47:17 AM »
Quote from: aygart on January 16, 2018, 11:10:20 PM
And you call others gullible?
Don't let facts get in the way of your twitter feeds.  :P

Bannon told the caller "the president of the United States is a great man. You know I support him day in and day out."
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16376 on: January 17, 2018, 09:02:33 AM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on January 17, 2018, 08:47:17 AM
Don't let facts get in the way of your twitter feeds.  :P

Bannon told the caller "the president of the United States is a great man. You know I support him day in and day out."
lol
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« Reply #16377 on: January 17, 2018, 09:25:49 AM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on January 17, 2018, 08:47:17 AM
Don't let facts get in the way of your twitter feeds. 

Bannon told the caller "the president of the United States is a great man. You know I support him day in and day out."
Gullible doesn't mean made up. Gullible means that you believe it just because he said said it.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16378 on: January 17, 2018, 09:30:03 AM »
Quote from: aygart on January 17, 2018, 09:25:49 AM
Gullible doesn't mean made up. Gullible means that you believe it just because he said said it.
Couple his statements with refusing to answer questions and anyone without their head buried in the sand can see he still supports him.

Of course there is another possibility. He colluded with the president and doesn't want to incriminate himself.  :P
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16379 on: January 17, 2018, 09:31:43 AM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on January 17, 2018, 09:30:03 AM
Couple his statements with refusing to answer questions and anyone without their head buried in the sand can see he still supports him.
And that would be why he leaked like a faucet and gave access to the author.
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