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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1861811 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16590 on: January 18, 2018, 06:43:06 PM »
WOW, make up quotes just shows dishonesty.
I think it was pretty clear that it was a joke, focus on its meaning.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16591 on: January 18, 2018, 06:46:46 PM »
 :)
Something like that would help.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16592 on: January 18, 2018, 07:20:16 PM »
Did Trump just ban temporary work visas for Haitians?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16593 on: January 18, 2018, 07:23:22 PM »
First the wall, then FISA and now CHIP shows this president has no grasp of complex issues.
Sounds like you were one of those that Atkinson was referring to
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16594 on: January 18, 2018, 07:35:47 PM »
So sad!
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/world-respect-for-us-drops-sharply-under-trump-poll/ar-AAuQMEg?li=BBnb7Kz
LOL. I love these numbers. I would do the same would I be living in other countries. As Trump promised. He will stop letting other countries abuse us.  We will stop funding other governments when we cant fund our own. We will pull out of all trade agreements which hurt us so much. Of course other countries don't like this. But finally we will be caring about ourselves. These number show me that these changes are actually coming.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16595 on: January 18, 2018, 07:42:02 PM »
LOL. I love these numbers. I would do the same would I be living in other countries. As Trump promised. He will stop letting other countries abuse us.  We will stop funding other governments when we cant fund our own. We will pull out of all trade agreements which hurt us so much. Of course other countries don't like this. But finally we will be caring about ourselves. These number show me that these changes are actually coming.
I am surprised to see you come back after you stuck your foot in your mouth with that BS #fakenews claim you threw at me.  :P

So you like seeing the US standing in the world go down especially with our key allies. Nice to know where you stand.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16596 on: January 18, 2018, 07:47:30 PM »
I am surprised to see you come back after you stuck your foot in your mouth with that BS #fakenews claim you threw at me. 

So you like seeing the US standing in the world go down especially with our key allies. Nice to know where you stand.
No reason to twist his words just because you disagree with him. He explained himself.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16597 on: January 18, 2018, 07:54:53 PM »
No reason to twist his words just because you disagree with him. He explained himself.
I love these numbers.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16598 on: January 18, 2018, 07:56:00 PM »
I love these numbers.
So take things out of context. He explained it.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16599 on: January 18, 2018, 07:58:53 PM »
So take things out of context. He explained it.
His explanation was pure Hannity. You can try and explain what he meant but how about you let him explain?

After he called me out last time and was wrong he just disappeared. I expect the same this time.  ;)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16600 on: January 18, 2018, 08:01:38 PM »
His explanation was pure Hannity. You can try and explain what he meant but how about you let him explain?

After he called me out last time and was wrong he just disappeared. I expect the same this time.  ;)
He explained it in that post. To take it out of context is dishonest and what I expect from some reporters but not from you.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16601 on: January 18, 2018, 08:08:20 PM »
He explained it in that post. To take it out of context is dishonest and what I expect from some reporters but not from you.
Again let him explain what he meant. He could have easily said this is why the numbers are low but he didn't.

Just like you claim the SH was out of context. Now he bans Haitians. Open your eyes.
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« Reply #16602 on: January 18, 2018, 08:29:11 PM »
Again let him explain what he meant. He could have easily said this is why the numbers are low but he didn't.

Just like you claim the SH was out of context. Now he bans Haitians. Open your eyes.
Hmmmm, he did say it.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16603 on: January 18, 2018, 08:41:50 PM »
Is the fraud alleged by DHS true
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16604 on: January 18, 2018, 08:44:28 PM »
Is the fraud alleged by DHS true
Probably but to what extent is anyone’s guess.
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