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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

« Last edited by username on November 10, 2016, 11:03:29 AM »

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16623 on: January 19, 2018, 01:56:33 AM »
http://www.sacbee.com/news/politics-government/capitol-alert/article195405279.html

Isn't this exactly what the Ds want? Higher taxes for the wealthy?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16624 on: January 19, 2018, 02:12:49 AM »
Quote from: Yammer on January 19, 2018, 01:56:33 AM
http://www.sacbee.com/news/politics-government/capitol-alert/article195405279.html

Isn't this exactly what the Ds want? Higher taxes for the wealthy?
Precisely. They want them to pay the 20% state tax, not move elsewhere where they won't have to.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16625 on: January 19, 2018, 02:31:02 AM »
Quote from: thaber on January 19, 2018, 02:12:49 AM
Precisely. They want them to pay the 20% state tax, not move elsewhere where they won't have to.
Astonishing that they still live there

"The state’s wealthiest 1 percent, for instance, pay 48 percent of its income tax, and the departure of just a few families could lead to a noticeable hit to state general fund revenue."
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16626 on: January 19, 2018, 02:38:50 AM »
Quote from: Yammer on January 19, 2018, 02:31:02 AM
Astonishing that they still live there

"The state’s wealthiest 1 percent, for instance, pay 48 percent of its income tax, and the departure of just a few families could lead to a noticeable hit to state general fund revenue."
Not so astonishing. This is where their business is. And...
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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« Reply #16635 on: January 19, 2018, 09:58:15 AM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on January 19, 2018, 09:47:36 AM
...and the Oscar for #fakenews goes to...  :)
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/ap-fact-check-trumps-torrent-of-warped-truths/ar-AAuPYyq?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=ientp
Trump doesn't just have a casual relationship with the truth, he barely has any relationship at all, but frankly, most of these are not fact checks but opinion checks.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16636 on: January 19, 2018, 09:59:26 AM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on January 19, 2018, 09:30:27 AM
Remember he appoints nothing but the best.  ::)
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-appointee-carl-higbie-made-racist-sexist-anti-muslim-and-anti-lgbt-comments-on-the-radio/ar-AAuRT1z?li=BBnbfcL
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Said people on government assistance shouldn't be able to vote:

In June 2016, while appearing as a guest on Global Patriot Radio, Higbie said people who receive government assistance shouldn't be allowed to vote in the subsequent election.

"If you have taken any benefit, if you have elected to take any benefit from the government at any given time during any election cycle, you do not get to vote at the subsequent election," he said. "Because now you have people voting for a living. They don't have to work, and if you want to solve them now -- it's very hard to get something like this past, I'll be honest -- but if you pass something like that, what you would see is, you would see people who aren't contributing to the system, not voting for the system and you'll have a massive slide to the right in this country."
Interesting idea
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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Quote from: aygart on January 19, 2018, 09:58:15 AM
Trump doesn't just have a casual relationship with the truth, he barely has any relationship at all, but frankly, most of these are not fact checks but opinion checks.
Its is Friday so I am taking the liberty to use Trump standards for my posts.  ;)
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« Reply #16638 on: January 19, 2018, 10:06:57 AM »
Quote from: avromie7 on January 19, 2018, 09:59:26 AM
  Interesting idea

Reminds me of this-

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A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until the majority discovers it can vote itself largess out of the public treasury. After that, the majority always votes for the candidate promising the most benefits with the result the democracy collapses because of the loose fiscal policy ensuing, always to be followed by a dictatorship, then a monarchy.
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