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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 750251 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16680 on: January 19, 2018, 01:21:34 PM »
Lets deal in facts. They don't have 50 votes!!!
They would have a lot easier time working it out themselves than trying to work with uncooperative Dems with unrealistic demands.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16681 on: January 19, 2018, 01:25:12 PM »
They would have a lot easier time working it out themselves than trying to work with uncooperative Dems with unrealistic demands.
I don't think DACA is an unreasonable demand. They have no control on anything so this is there one chance. I don't agree but that doesn't make it unreasonable.

This coming from someone who believes less is more.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16682 on: January 19, 2018, 01:31:50 PM »
I don't think DACA is an unreasonable demand. They have no control on anything so this is there one chance. I don't agree but that doesn't make it unreasonable.

This coming from someone who believes less is more.  :)
DACA with immigration reform and border security, is not something I'd support ideally but it is a reasonable compromise.

DACA without immigration reform and border security, is begging for more illegal immigration. Before we can think about amnesty, we need to remove the incentive for more illegal immigration so we don't end up exactly where we are now in 20 years from now.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16683 on: January 19, 2018, 01:35:28 PM »
I think Trump's rhetoric is doing a great job keeping illegal immigration down. It is not by accident it has dropped since he has been elected.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16684 on: January 19, 2018, 01:39:56 PM »
I think Trump's rhetoric is doing a great job keeping illegal immigration down. It is not by accident it has dropped since he has been elected.
That's because the threats of taking away the incentives is causing people to think twice before paying huge sums of money to be smuggled in, but if his threats are empty (meaning congress can't fix the underlying issues), as soon as he's out they'll be coming in the same way they did before he was elected.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16685 on: January 19, 2018, 02:16:48 PM »
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used to start a religious discussion.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16686 on: January 19, 2018, 03:12:53 PM »
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used to start a religious discussion.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16687 on: January 19, 2018, 03:37:00 PM »
SS checks will still go out. 🤑
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16688 on: January 20, 2018, 10:16:57 AM »
Is everyone sitting down?

I am blaming the D's if there is a shutdown!!!
Time for me to eat crow. Man did I get this one wrong. Here is the one who gets the blame.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16690 on: January 20, 2018, 06:54:42 PM »
Time for me to eat crow. Man did I get this one wrong. Here is the one who gets the blame.

Could've predicted your change in opinion.
He didn't really say to blame Obama, he more or less said Obama will be blamed.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16691 on: January 20, 2018, 07:04:27 PM »
He didn't really say to blame Obama, he more or less said Obama will be blamed.
How old are you? I think you need a hearing aid. Did you listen to the first part on who should get fired?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16692 on: January 20, 2018, 07:08:51 PM »
This explains it beautifully, can CM please explain why the republicans are responsible for the democrats acting like 2 year olds and saying we won't vote on the budget unless you give us DACA? It's a totally unrelated issue that has nothing to do with the budget, the democrats don't even have an issue with anything in the budget, and they even get another bargaining chip off the table (pun not intended)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16693 on: January 20, 2018, 07:28:06 PM »
This explains it beautifully, can CM please explain why the republicans are responsible for the democrats acting like 2 year olds and saying we won't vote on the budget unless you give us DACA? It's a totally unrelated issue that has nothing to do with the budget, the democrats don't even have an issue with anything in the budget, and they even get another bargaining chip off the table (pun not intended)
The blame game has started and early returns show Dís have the advantage. This can be spun anyway one chooses. I am just going to sit back any watch this insanity while enjoying my popcorn.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16694 on: January 20, 2018, 07:30:22 PM »
Can someone pls explain how this shutdown will affect me? Will the average joe even notice it?