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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

« Last edited by username on November 10, 2016, 11:03:29 AM »

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16820 on: January 22, 2018, 01:56:21 PM »
Anyone want to bet on a shutdown (long) in Feb in there is no DACA deal by then?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16821 on: January 22, 2018, 02:11:07 PM »
Ugg...I have a bunch of unread pages on this thread. Can someone sum up the last five pages for me?
Or update the WIKI?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16822 on: January 22, 2018, 02:14:18 PM »
Quote from: username on January 22, 2018, 02:11:07 PM
Ugg...I have a bunch of unread pages on this thread. Can someone sum up the last five pages for me?
Or update the WIKI?
Same BS just a different day. You are now caught up.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16823 on: January 22, 2018, 02:28:05 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16824 on: January 22, 2018, 02:48:19 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on January 22, 2018, 01:56:21 PM
Anyone want to bet on a shutdown (long) in Feb in there is no DACA deal by then?
I bet the Democrats won't be stupid enough to try it again.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16825 on: January 22, 2018, 02:48:42 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16826 on: January 22, 2018, 02:55:49 PM »
Quote from: avromie7 on January 22, 2018, 02:48:19 PM
I bet the Democrats won't be stupid enough to try it again.
Why not? It get the base fired up
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16827 on: January 22, 2018, 02:58:26 PM »
Quote from: Yammer on January 22, 2018, 02:55:49 PM
Why not? It get the base fired up
Because the last time they tried, they failed miserably
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16828 on: January 22, 2018, 03:03:54 PM »
Quote from: avromie7 on January 22, 2018, 02:58:26 PM
Because the last time they tried, they failed miserably
Last time it was the exact opposite. The minority party gets to show their constituents that they are fighting.

And the Rs had a great election
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16829 on: January 22, 2018, 03:33:44 PM »
Quote from: Yammer on January 22, 2018, 03:03:54 PM
Last time it was the exact opposite. The minority party gets to show their constituents that they are fighting.

And the Rs had a great election
By "the last time" I mean this time. It did not go as they planned. The Republicans called their bluff.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16830 on: January 22, 2018, 03:38:28 PM »
Quote from: avromie7 on January 22, 2018, 03:33:44 PM
By "the last time" I mean this time. It did not go as they planned. The Republicans called their bluff.
But there needs to be a vote on DACA or the R’s will be in a box. Let’s remeber this shutdown effected no one.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16831 on: January 22, 2018, 03:41:22 PM »
Quote from: avromie7 on January 22, 2018, 02:48:42 PM
Unreal
Thats what happens when you have your head buried in the sand. The R’s don’t have a monopoly on this.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16832 on: January 22, 2018, 03:42:39 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on January 22, 2018, 03:38:28 PM
But there needs to be a vote on DACA or the R’s will be in a box. Let’s remeber this shutdown effected no one.
Does it ever??
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16833 on: January 22, 2018, 03:44:11 PM »
Quote from: avromie7 on January 22, 2018, 03:33:44 PM
By "the last time" I mean this time. It did not go as they planned. The Republicans called their bluff.
And the Ds called the Rs bluff last time. Trying to get rid of Obamacare with a budget vote.

Optics and politics have nothing to do with it
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16834 on: January 22, 2018, 03:45:21 PM »
Quote from: Yammer on January 22, 2018, 03:42:39 PM
Does it ever??
Yes last time things were closed and paychecks missed.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16835 on: January 22, 2018, 03:48:10 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on January 22, 2018, 03:45:21 PM
Yes last time things were closed and paychecks missed.
It was paid vacation and the paycheck was picked up upon returning to work...
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16836 on: January 22, 2018, 03:49:04 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on January 22, 2018, 03:41:22 PM
Thats what happens when you have your head buried in the sand. The R’s don’t have a monopoly on this.
Anyone can say what they want, but it ridiculous to think that the MSM has an R bias.
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« Reply #16837 on: January 22, 2018, 03:50:42 PM »
Quote from: Yammer on January 22, 2018, 03:48:10 PM
It was paid vacation and the paycheck was picked up upon returning to work...
That didn’t help military families living paycheck to paycheck.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16838 on: January 22, 2018, 03:51:33 PM »
Quote from: aygart on January 22, 2018, 03:49:04 PM
Anyone can say what they want, but it ridiculous to think that the MSM has an R bias.
Are you going to prove all my points for me?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16839 on: January 22, 2018, 03:56:20 PM »
Quote from: aygart on January 22, 2018, 03:49:04 PM
Anyone can say what they want, but it ridiculous to think that the MSM has an R bias.
2% of the time they’re biased towards R’s. An outrage >:(
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