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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3771090 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17341 on: January 29, 2018, 12:14:22 PM »

wooooof

nice one. you made that up?
yup. An aygart original.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17343 on: January 29, 2018, 03:25:05 PM »

For the pro-Trump crew, if you can stomach/filter out the tone, there's some fascinating stuff in there.

Particularly Luntz's point about Trump attacks on R congressmen and senators potentially contributing to a flipping of one or both houses - a real nightmare scenario for the administration.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17345 on: January 29, 2018, 04:37:11 PM »
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/01/29/us/politics/andrew-mccabe-fbi.html

In a recent conversation, Christopher A. Wray, the F.B.I. director, raised concerns about a forthcoming inspector general report examining the actions of Mr. McCabe and other senior F.B.I. officials during the 2016 presidential campaign, when the bureau was investigating both Hillary Clinton’s email use and the Trump campaign’s connections to Russia.

https://twitter.com/adamgoldmanNYT/status/958088620618993664
« Last Edit: January 29, 2018, 05:03:22 PM by aygart »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17346 on: January 29, 2018, 09:07:53 PM »
Gotta love the victory smile on Hannity.

#watchinghannity
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17347 on: January 29, 2018, 09:50:11 PM »
That would be real dumb. Why exactly did he repeal net neutrality?
It's being claimed under national security...

 But your correct..

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17348 on: January 29, 2018, 09:50:26 PM »
Gotta love the victory smile on Hannity.

#watchinghannity
Care to elaborate?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17349 on: January 30, 2018, 03:49:56 AM »
If this is accurate, this alone is ample cause for the firing of Comey, and IIRC at the time of the firing, Trump said it was because Comey refused to say publicly that Trump wasn't under investigation.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2018/01/29/fbis-mccabe-now-stepping-down-suspected-in-leak-against-white-house.html

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17350 on: January 30, 2018, 08:21:13 AM »
If this is accurate, this alone is ample cause for the firing of Comey, and IIRC at the time of the firing, Trump said it was because Comey refused to say publicly that Trump wasn't under investigation.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2018/01/29/fbis-mccabe-now-stepping-down-suspected-in-leak-against-white-house.html
And then Comey's crony investigates whether it was criminal when firing him to further damage the president. Very credible.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17351 on: January 30, 2018, 10:04:48 AM »
Blah blah blah!!! Come on SEVEN!!!  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17352 on: January 30, 2018, 10:27:34 AM »
“I want to get this problem solved. I’m not interested in impressing people who I believe are in some ways out of touch with the reality that Donald Trump is president and that the people whose votes we need to get this passed don’t agree with Jeb’s or any of this group of people’s views on immigration,” Rubio said.

https://www.politico.com/states/florida/story/2018/01/30/rubio-calls-jeb-bush-immigration-path-legislative-malpractice-221266
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17353 on: January 30, 2018, 11:10:58 AM »
“I want to get this problem solved. I’m not interested in impressing people who I believe are in some ways out of touch with the reality that Donald Trump is president and that the people whose votes we need to get this passed don’t agree with Jeb’s or any of this group of people’s views on immigration,” Rubio said.

https://www.politico.com/states/florida/story/2018/01/30/rubio-calls-jeb-bush-immigration-path-legislative-malpractice-221266
Do you believe that?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17354 on: January 30, 2018, 11:15:09 AM »
Do you believe that?
That he said that? Yes. That he believes that? No way. I never believe that any politician means what they say. My cynicism of politicians is well documented in this thread.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17355 on: January 30, 2018, 11:22:00 AM »
That he said that? Yes. That he believes that? No way. I never believe that any politician means what they say. My cynicism of politicians is well documented in this thread.
Then we're on the same page

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17356 on: January 30, 2018, 11:22:48 AM »
I never believe that any politician means what they say. My cynicism of politicians is well documented in this thread.
That goes beyond cynicism.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17357 on: January 30, 2018, 11:24:47 AM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17358 on: January 30, 2018, 11:32:38 AM »
So be it.
...but when you go that far off the deep end you are in Hannity/Maddow territory.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17359 on: January 30, 2018, 11:39:35 AM »
...but when you go that far off the deep end you are in Hannity/Maddow territory.
Naaa, they are partisan not cynical. I am an equal opportunity cynic. They will say in the same sentence that someone is incompetent and that they masterminded a massive conspiracy.

They have proven their insincerity over and over again. Find me something a politician said which they were sincere about. They are few and far between. Sincere people don't make it in politics. Whenever I have seen someone sincere try they have gotten crushed.
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