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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
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Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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I do vote in general, but won't be this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3847007 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17960 on: February 06, 2018, 02:09:46 PM »
I can hear that once the "damage is done" by the R memo then this one will not make it worse.
The Dems wanted it out before the R memo came out.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17963 on: February 06, 2018, 03:01:22 PM »
Now this scumbag is going to pretend he cares about black NFL players.
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-calls-for-illegal-immigration-crackdown-after-nfl-players-death/ar-BBIM8xK?ocid=ientp
he didnt mention anything about race .  all he did was to do what hes always been doing which is going after illegal immigrants.
not entirely sure how this can be twisted into a hannity gullible but im ready
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17964 on: February 06, 2018, 03:04:13 PM »
The Dems wanted it out before the R memo came out.
Only because of the R memo.

But.......

The Democratic rebuttal to a highly publicized GOP memo alleging government surveillance abuse is filled with sensitive details, a source told Fox News – claiming this was done intentionally to pressure the White House to either block the memo’s release or significantly redact it.

ETA-left out link
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2018/02/06/dems-set-trump-trap-source-says-fisa-rebuttal-memo-loaded-with-sensitive-details.html
« Last Edit: February 06, 2018, 03:10:48 PM by aygart »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17965 on: February 06, 2018, 03:07:04 PM »

Check this one out from CNN. R's also didn't applaud when Obama said he was going to give small businesses the credit they deserve (context?), and when he said he wanted a bipartisan bill to do (something).

See, that's exactly the same as Dems not standing for low black unemployment, veterans, the economy, dude who escaped on crutches from North Korea, etc., etc. 

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17966 on: February 06, 2018, 03:09:52 PM »
Only because of the R memo.

But.......

The Democratic rebuttal to a highly publicized GOP memo alleging government surveillance abuse is filled with sensitive details, a source told Fox News – claiming this was done intentionally to pressure the White House to either block the memo’s release or significantly redact it.

Yes, but they accuse R's of sacrificing national security lol for it.  So, which is it?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17967 on: February 06, 2018, 03:12:00 PM »
Yes, but they accuse R's of sacrificing national security lol for it.  So, which is it?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17968 on: February 06, 2018, 03:19:19 PM »
he didnt mention anything about race . 
When he is seen as a racist it doesn't matter.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17969 on: February 06, 2018, 04:31:47 PM »
Just the facts, JACK!!!
PUOSU

Ok, stocks up 567. Is that enough put up for you?

Now tell me how much the dems got stocks to go up today? Oh, nothing.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17970 on: February 06, 2018, 04:35:52 PM »
Ok, stocks up 567. Is that enough put up for you?

Now tell me how much the dems got stocks to go up today? Oh, nothing.
Be very careful Trump. Market tops are made with volatility. Bottoms are made with a whimper. If you weren't a young grasshopper you would understand this.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17971 on: February 06, 2018, 05:16:27 PM »
***BOMBSHELL ALERT***

Trump running with market bulls gets trampled!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17972 on: February 06, 2018, 05:29:31 PM »
Be very careful Trump. Market tops are made with volatility. Bottoms are made with a whimper. If you weren't a young grasshopper you would understand this.
I thought only old people voted for Trump? But anyway why the need to attack?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17973 on: February 06, 2018, 05:34:56 PM »
But anyway why the need to attack?
Attack?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17974 on: February 06, 2018, 05:44:35 PM »
I would love to see a shutdown but it is not my fault. OK that makes sense when the R's are in total control and you claim you are the dealmaker.  ::) ::) ::)

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-id-love-to-see-a-shutdown-if-dems-dont-meet-immigration-demands/ar-BBIMJfB?li=BBnb7Kz
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« Reply #17975 on: February 06, 2018, 05:47:49 PM »
I would love to see a shutdown but it is not my fault. OK that makes sense when the R's are in total control and you claim you are the dealmaker.  ::) ::) ::)

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Total control? As in 60 votes in the senate?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17976 on: February 06, 2018, 05:51:04 PM »
Total control? As in 60 votes in the senate?
As in they make the rules. Did you forget already about the SCOTUS?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17977 on: February 06, 2018, 06:06:00 PM »
Trumps going to need an ice pick to get through that cold shoulder Melania is giving him.
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