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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3831082 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18080 on: February 08, 2018, 09:27:54 AM »
Meanwhile, every single thing Trump says and the media calls him a liar, ends up being true.

Wiretap? Check.
Dossier financed by Hillary? Check.
Russia bought off Obama with money to Hillary? Check.
FBI was being politically controlled? Check.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18081 on: February 08, 2018, 09:29:47 AM »
Meanwhile, every single thing Trump says and the media calls him a liar, ends up being true.

Wiretap? Check.
Dossier financed by Hillary? Check.
Russia bought off Obama with money to Hillary? Check.
FBI was being politically controlled? Check.
Old #fakenews
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18083 on: February 08, 2018, 09:31:57 AM »
You're not even fake news. You just don't read the news it seems. Even CNN is reporting that Trump wants to speak to Mueller AGAINST his lawyers advice.
My lawyers wont let me.  :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18084 on: February 08, 2018, 09:33:32 AM »
Okay, now I'll feed you how this works. We have a booming economy, thanks to our President, interest rates go up, causes market to come down. Yes, the main  reason is a good economy. And even the Maddow's had to agree based on the come back the past few days that it shows for market stability.
The way I heard you do business I think you are not the best person to give advice on how this works.  :P
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18085 on: February 08, 2018, 09:38:35 AM »
You think a gullible cares about valid points? If someone wants to have an honest discussion we will. How can you have an honest discussion with @ilherman when he treats what Hannity says as Gospel? Valid point?
You're clearly not getting the message.
Whatever. I'm not going to waste my time.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18086 on: February 08, 2018, 09:41:06 AM »
You're clearly not getting the message.
Whatever. I'm not going to waste my time.
Sure I am but disagree with you. Let me guess. I shouldn't use gullible when making a point?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18087 on: February 08, 2018, 09:44:11 AM »
My lawyers wont let me.  :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Respond to the argument. You're said he is running around scared. He is not. You just repeated Maddows fake news.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18088 on: February 08, 2018, 09:45:11 AM »
The way I heard you do business I think you are not the best person to give advice on how this works.  :P
Not chapping this joke but whatever. I see the way you respond to arguments.
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18089 on: February 08, 2018, 09:48:26 AM »
Respond to the argument. You're said he is running around scared. He is not. You just repeated Maddows fake news.

#chaimmaddow
Unlike you watching nutcase Hannity I don't watch nutcase Maddow but feel free to keep repeating the #fakenews.

He refuses to talk to Mueller and to me that is running scared. If he really wanted to sit down with Mueller it would have happened by now. To hide behind your lawyers is a classic smokescreen.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18090 on: February 08, 2018, 09:49:34 AM »
Not chapping this joke but whatever. I see the way you respond to arguments.
That's the difference between me and you. I like dealing in facts.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18092 on: February 08, 2018, 10:01:31 AM »
So fake news CNN is in full blown tantrum mode after an employee in the west wing allegedly abused his wife. Such an important issue to be discussed on national television. And they are not just discussing it. Every anchor is starting with this "breaking news".  Oh, it makes Trump look bad. Now, this makes it a worthwhile topic.
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/white-house-scrambles-to-contain-porter-fallout/ar-BBIQcxi?li=BBnb7Kz
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18093 on: February 08, 2018, 10:06:05 AM »
***BOMBSHELL ALERT***
FBI agents don't like Trump. Hello!!! Wake up and join most of the world.

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-declares-newly-released-fbi-texts-%E2%80%9Cbombshells%E2%80%9D-though-the-picture-they-paint-is-murky/ar-BBIQ4Sv?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=ientp
They have every right to vote against him. They have no right to make the FBI into the KGB.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18094 on: February 08, 2018, 10:11:56 AM »
***BOMBSHELL ALERT***
FBI agents don't like Trump. Hello!!! Wake up and join most of the world.

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-declares-newly-released-fbi-texts-%E2%80%9Cbombshells%E2%80%9D-though-the-picture-they-paint-is-murky/ar-BBIQ4Sv?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=ientp

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Robbers don't like cops lol

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18095 on: February 08, 2018, 10:27:20 AM »
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/house-intel-committee-gop-plan-to-wall-themselves-off-from-democrats-devin-nunes-adam-schiff/

Its going to be a big wall and a beautifull wall! And who's going to pay for it? The Democrats! (AKA Mexico?)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18098 on: February 08, 2018, 10:46:50 AM »
And bush knows because...
...he respects our FBI/DOJ unlike un-Americans!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18099 on: February 08, 2018, 10:47:51 AM »
And bush knows because...
He was kinda hoping for a different R (or B) to become president