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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3829060 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18480 on: February 15, 2018, 03:03:45 PM »
Trump might have a big problem. Can you say Monica?

"She kept the dress in good condition over more than a decade since the two had the alleged affair, the sources told the Blaze, not long after First Lady Melania Trump gave birth to their son, Barron."
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18481 on: February 15, 2018, 03:19:57 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on February 15, 2018, 03:03:45 PM
Trump might have a big problem. Can you say Monica?

"She kept the dress in good condition over more than a decade since the two had the alleged affair, the sources told the Blaze, not long after First Lady Melania Trump gave birth to their son, Barron."

Yah, affair totally same as president having sex with white house intern
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18482 on: February 15, 2018, 03:21:43 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on February 15, 2018, 03:03:45 PM
Trump might have a big problem. Can you say Monica?

"She kept the dress in good condition over more than a decade since the two had the alleged affair, the sources told the Blaze, not long after First Lady Melania Trump gave birth to their son, Barron."
https://www.dailywire.com/news/26008/porn-star-give-massive-interview-about-adulterous-ben-shapiro It's the efficient market theory, there is no news here.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18483 on: February 15, 2018, 03:31:18 PM »
Quote from: henche on February 15, 2018, 03:19:57 PM
Yah, affair totally same as president having sex with white house intern
Now you are back to your old self with twisting everything. Any intelligent person would know I was talking about the dress.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18484 on: February 15, 2018, 03:35:17 PM »
Quote from: avromie7 on February 15, 2018, 03:21:43 PM
https://www.dailywire.com/news/26008/porn-star-give-massive-interview-about-adulterous-ben-shapiro It's the efficient market theory, there is no news here.
Tell that BS to Melania or anyone with moral values.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18485 on: February 15, 2018, 03:37:41 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on February 15, 2018, 03:35:17 PM
Tell that BS to Melania or anyone with moral values.
We went thru this already.
Do you really think this is news to Melania?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18486 on: February 15, 2018, 03:44:14 PM »
Quote from: avromie7 on February 15, 2018, 03:37:41 PM

Do you really think this is news to Melania?
H*ll yes!!! She has given him the cold shoulder ever since STOU when it was proven about the payment. Also no matter how some want to ignore these things they have a breaking point. AKA Roy Moore.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18487 on: February 15, 2018, 03:46:20 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on February 15, 2018, 03:44:14 PM
H*ll yes!!! She has given him the cold shoulder ever since STOU when it was proven about the payment. Also no matter how some want to ignore these things they have a breaking point. AKA Roy Moore.
As things stand, a consensual relationship is far from the breaking point.
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« Reply #18488 on: February 15, 2018, 03:51:22 PM »
Quote from: avromie7 on February 15, 2018, 03:46:20 PM
As things stand, a consensual relationship is far from the breaking point.
Have no idea what you mean.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18489 on: February 15, 2018, 03:57:38 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on February 15, 2018, 03:51:22 PM
Have no idea what you mean.
If you want news to have an effect, it must be something worse than we already know, Trump having a consensual extramarital affair does not fit that description.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18490 on: February 15, 2018, 04:10:34 PM »
Quote from: avromie7 on February 15, 2018, 03:57:38 PM
If you want news to have an effect, it must be something worse than we already know, Trump having a consensual extramarital affair does not fit that description.
Sooner or later one would hope than anyone with an ounce of decency will say enough is enough.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18491 on: February 15, 2018, 04:18:44 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on February 15, 2018, 04:10:34 PM
Sooner or later one would hope than anyone with an ounce of decency will say enough is enough.
We already know all this about Trump, and we still like his policies. Another story changes absolutely nothing, he is still the same person we know him to be, and it's a trade off we're willing to take.
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« Reply #18492 on: February 15, 2018, 04:28:09 PM »
Quote from: avromie7 on February 15, 2018, 04:18:44 PM
We already know all this about Trump, and we still like his policies. Another story changes absolutely nothing, he is still the same person we know him to be, and it's a trade off we're willing to take.
Does he have to rape a child before you change your mind or do you a lower bar?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18493 on: February 15, 2018, 04:34:16 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on February 15, 2018, 04:28:09 PM
Does he have to rape a child before you change your mind or do you a lower bar?
I repeated it many times, we need something WORSE than we already know, raping a child would definitely fit that description.
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« Reply #18494 on: February 15, 2018, 04:35:56 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on February 15, 2018, 04:28:09 PM
Does he have to rape a child before you change your mind or do you a lower bar?

Needs to have sex with a white house intern. That'd do it.
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« Reply #18495 on: February 15, 2018, 05:01:08 PM »
Quote from: henche on February 15, 2018, 04:35:56 PM
Needs to have sex with a white house intern. That'd do it.
Like Hope Hicks, check!
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« Reply #18496 on: February 15, 2018, 05:04:57 PM »
Quote from: avromie7 on February 15, 2018, 04:34:16 PM
...raping a child would definitely fit that description.
Well I am glad to hear that.
So just so I understand you correctly. You have no problem supporting such a person with so many personal flaws as long as you agree with his policies?
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« Reply #18497 on: February 15, 2018, 05:08:10 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on February 15, 2018, 05:01:08 PM
Like Hope Hicks, check!

She's a 19 year old intern?
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« Reply #18498 on: February 15, 2018, 05:10:03 PM »
Quote from: henche on February 15, 2018, 05:08:10 PM
She's a 19 year old intern?
That's not what you asked. You get caught putting your foot in your mouth then want to change it? Just eat your crow and move on.
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« Reply #18499 on: February 15, 2018, 05:16:29 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on February 15, 2018, 05:10:03 PM
That's not what you asked. You get caught putting your foot in your mouth then want to change it? Just eat your crow and move on.

She's an intern?
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