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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3848089 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19160 on: March 26, 2018, 10:45:04 PM »
I never heard him or any WH official frame it as they wanted to change the constitution. I guess we know why.  :)
They know as well as every previous administration that it will never happen and even less so for them.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19161 on: March 27, 2018, 04:11:09 PM »
Oops, just realized it's a while since I did a market update.


Up 400 today so far!
You must be ready to retire by now, no? You pick up every market uptick, and seemingly not the downturns.
Can we get an update?  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19162 on: March 27, 2018, 04:37:16 PM »
2020 census is going to include the question "are you a citizen". Is the census for the purpose of counting people or citizens?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19163 on: March 27, 2018, 04:47:03 PM »
2020 census is going to include the question "are you a citizen". Is the census for the purpose of counting people or citizens?
Both. It helps create fair congressional districts.
I wonder what people who type "u" instead of "you" do with all their free time.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19164 on: March 27, 2018, 04:48:35 PM »
2020 census is going to include the question "are you a citizen". Is the census for the purpose of counting people or citizens?

Are you serious? The last one was 27 pages long and asked how many times a day you poop.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19165 on: March 27, 2018, 05:07:39 PM »
2020 census is going to include the question "are you a citizen". Is the census for the purpose of counting people or citizens?
#Fake news. It was also on the 2000 census, long version.

https://www.census.gov/dmd/www/pdf/d-61b.pdf

ETA: Corrected to 2000

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19166 on: March 27, 2018, 05:12:23 PM »
#Fake news. It was also on the 2010 census, long version.

https://www.census.gov/dmd/www/pdf/d-61b.pdf
1 - Sarah Sanders said it.
2 - Why did you link the 2000 census?

ETA: So it wasn't on the 2010 form?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19167 on: March 27, 2018, 05:17:26 PM »
Both. It helps create fair congressional districts.
Are the districts based on population in the district or citizens in the district?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19168 on: March 27, 2018, 05:17:28 PM »
Thats the one that Google came up with. I corrected my post to read 2000 census.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19169 on: March 27, 2018, 05:17:45 PM »
I don't think it was on the 2010 but was on prior to then. Either way this is no big deal in either direction.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19170 on: March 27, 2018, 05:19:49 PM »
I don't think it was on the 2010 but was on prior to then. Either way this is no big deal in either direction.
It is a big deal if the purpose is to suppress counting in certain districts.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19171 on: March 27, 2018, 05:21:33 PM »
It is a big deal if the purpose is to suppress counting in certain districts.
Mind reading again? If it was there from before and taken off by Obama thenit should not be a big deal that it is back in.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19172 on: March 27, 2018, 05:28:13 PM »
Are the districts based on population in the district or citizens in the district?
Article 1 Section 2
3: Representatives and direct Taxes shall be apportioned among the several States which may be included within this Union, according to their respective Numbers, which shall be determined by adding to the whole Number of free Persons, including those bound to Service for a Term of Years, and excluding Indians not taxed, three fifths of all other Persons.  The actual Enumeration shall be made within three Years after the first Meeting of the Congress of the United States, and within every subsequent Term of ten Years, in such Manner as they shall by Law direct. The Number of Representatives shall not exceed one for every thirty Thousand, but each State shall have at Least one Representative; and until such enumeration shall be made, the State of New Hampshire shall be entitled to chuse three, Massachusetts eight, Rhode-Island and Providence Plantations one, Connecticut five, New-York six, New Jersey four, Pennsylvania eight, Delaware one, Maryland six, Virginia ten, North Carolina five, South Carolina five, and Georgia three.

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2: Representatives shall be apportioned among the several States according to their respective numbers, counting the whole number of persons in each State, excluding Indians not taxed. But when the right to vote at any election for the choice of electors for President and Vice President of the United States, Representatives in Congress, the Executive and Judicial officers of a State, or the members of the Legislature thereof, is denied to any of the male inhabitants of such State, being twenty-one years of age,  and citizens of the United States, or in any way abridged, except for participation in rebellion, or other crime, the basis of representation therein shall be reduced in the proportion which the number of such male citizens shall bear to the whole number of male citizens twenty-one years of age in such State.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19173 on: March 27, 2018, 05:29:13 PM »
Mind reading again? If it was there from before and taken off by Obama thenit should not be a big deal that it is back in.
Maybe you should read again. What if was taken out to get a more accurate count of the population?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19174 on: March 27, 2018, 05:32:53 PM »
Article 1 Section 2
So it is the whole population to determine the number of representative's?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19175 on: March 27, 2018, 05:33:47 PM »
Maybe you should read again. What if was taken out to get a more accurate count of the population?
How would you know that? Maybe it was done to strengthen Dem districts?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19176 on: March 27, 2018, 05:35:52 PM »
How would you know that? Maybe it was done to strengthen Dem districts?
Do you know what "maybe" and "?" means? The census is to count the whole population.
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« Reply #19177 on: March 27, 2018, 05:35:59 PM »
So it is whole population to determine the number of representative's?
Amendment 14 seems to go by citizens. It is a bit ambiguous.
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« Reply #19178 on: March 27, 2018, 05:36:38 PM »
Do you know what "maybe" and "?" means? The census is to count the whole population.
It would still do that even with the question there.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19179 on: March 27, 2018, 05:37:59 PM »
Amendment 14 seems to go by citizens. It is a bit ambiguous.
14 says citizens when voting. I am asking about determining the number of representatives.
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