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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3771874 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19460 on: April 11, 2018, 04:42:24 PM »
"Saudi Arabia" hope that is true.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19461 on: April 11, 2018, 04:47:50 PM »
Russia moving all ships out of Syria ports.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19462 on: April 11, 2018, 04:48:45 PM »
Then he is a bigger idiot than I thought.  :)
and therefore?  His policies are boding well and well and way better than his predecessors for this country so he is my man.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19463 on: April 11, 2018, 04:50:42 PM »
Compare all you want. If your defense is the comparability then you are admitting defeat to the point being made.
When are you and the Trumpeters going realize I don't defend these other idiot decisions.
how do you measure something if not by comparing? it's all relative.


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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19464 on: April 11, 2018, 04:59:20 PM »
how do you measure something if not by comparing? it's all relative.
You sound like a PC liberal.
If I catch my kids doing drugs I don't care what all his buddies are doing.
I don't care if most the country is OK with gay marriage!!!  >:(
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19465 on: April 11, 2018, 05:00:58 PM »
and therefore?  His policies are boding well and well and way better than his predecessors for this country so he is my man.
That's like saying JD was better JWG.  ::)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19469 on: April 11, 2018, 05:18:35 PM »
I hardly ever go into conspiracy mode and I usually make fun of those that do.
Here goes anyway. Trump announces he will be pulling troops out. Can it be a friend and not a foe that did this to keep us there?
CM puts on flame retardant pants!!!  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19470 on: April 11, 2018, 05:39:31 PM »
You sound like a PC liberal.
If I catch my kids doing drugs I don't care what all his buddies are doing.
I don't care if most the country is OK with gay marriage!!!  >:(

no comparison at all
subjective vs objective...




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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19471 on: April 11, 2018, 05:40:28 PM »
I hardly ever go into conspiracy mode and I usually make fun of those that do.
Here goes anyway. Trump announces he will be pulling troops out. Can it be a friend and not a foe that did this to keep us there?
CM puts on flame retardant pants!!!  :)
+1
no more conspiracy then saying it was Assad's people

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19472 on: April 11, 2018, 05:42:38 PM »
That's like saying JD was better JWG.  ::)
whatever...I care about results...all the rest is more or less irrelevant to me

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19473 on: April 11, 2018, 05:45:21 PM »
whatever...I care about results...all the rest is more or less irrelevant to me
Lets see if you feel the same way when Mueller's report is finished.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19474 on: April 11, 2018, 05:45:30 PM »
I hardly ever go into conspiracy mode and I usually make fun of those that do.
Here goes anyway. Trump announces he will be pulling troops out. Can it be a friend and not a foe that did this to keep us there?
CM puts on flame retardant pants!!!  :)
Very simple-if that was the case, Syria and Russia would claim as such. Not say that nothing happened.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19475 on: April 11, 2018, 05:53:35 PM »
I hardly ever go into conspiracy mode and I usually make fun of those that do.
Here goes anyway. Trump announces he will be pulling troops out. Can it be a friend and not a foe that did this to keep us there?
Thats precisely what Michael Savage surmised today.
Assad would be the last guy to want us to stay & bomb him.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19476 on: April 11, 2018, 05:53:58 PM »
Lets see if you feel the same way when Mueller's report is finished.
What's the eta?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19477 on: April 11, 2018, 05:55:48 PM »
What's the eta?
It is like a fine wine. Don't rush it.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19478 on: April 11, 2018, 05:58:02 PM »
Thats precisely what Michael Savage surmised today.
Assad would be the last guy to want us to stay & bomb him.
So who has the most to gain by us being there and has the smarts to pull this off. I can only come up with one answer.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19479 on: April 11, 2018, 05:58:55 PM »
It is like a fine wine. Don't rush it.  :)
I'm guessing mueller isn't here for the results...
Results could've been in way back