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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3771756 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19560 on: April 12, 2018, 09:12:43 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19561 on: April 12, 2018, 09:20:40 PM »
What was his question?  :)
They aren't talking about it on CNN?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19562 on: April 12, 2018, 09:24:45 PM »
They aren't talking about it on CNN?
They have Stormy's lawyer on talking about dumb and dumber!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19563 on: April 12, 2018, 09:27:04 PM »
They have Stormy's lawyer on talking about dumb and dumber!!!
He is surrounded by that on all sides! I would not be shocked if there end up being blackmail charges against both of them. Which lawyer has his client and himself going on national tv? I thought only Trump was dumb enough to do that.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19564 on: April 12, 2018, 09:30:18 PM »
He is surrounded by that on all sides! I would not be shocked if there end up being blackmail charges against both of them. Which lawyer has his client and himself going on national tv? I thought only Trump was dumb enough to do that.
He is talking about Trump and his lawyer but you already know that. This guy has manipulated Trump and his lawyer at ever turn.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19565 on: April 12, 2018, 09:41:58 PM »
He is talking about Trump and his lawyer but you already know that. This guy has manipulated Trump and his lawyer at ever turn.
That was one of the "all sides". The damage done has little to do with lawyers. All it takes is one stupid statement by someone already lacking in credibility and they can be sunk.

She reminds me of Minna Tipton.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19566 on: April 12, 2018, 09:52:02 PM »
The damage done has little to do with lawyers.
I disagree but I am sure you wont be singing this tune if they get to depose Trump.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19567 on: April 12, 2018, 09:53:09 PM »
I disagree but I am sure you wont be singing this tune if they get to depose Trump.
That either will or won't happen with or without the antics.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19568 on: April 13, 2018, 08:45:03 AM »
Even with all the fake news BS put out by Trump and his henchmen about Mueller, Americans are smart enough to see right through it.
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/post-abc-poll-majority-of-americans-support-mueller%e2%80%99s-probe-of-russia-trump-campaign/ar-AAvQ6XP?ocid=ientp
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19569 on: April 13, 2018, 08:52:26 AM »
Even with all the fake news BS put out by Trump and his henchmen about Mueller, Americans are smart enough to see right through it.
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/post-abc-poll-majority-of-americans-support-mueller%e2%80%99s-probe-of-russia-trump-campaign/ar-AAvQ6XP?ocid=ientp
Dis you bother reading “how the poll was conducted” ?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19570 on: April 13, 2018, 09:31:36 AM »
Dis you bother reading “how the poll was conducted” ?
On a Friday, you must be joking!!!  :P
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19571 on: April 13, 2018, 09:43:19 AM »
Americans are smart enough to see right through it.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19572 on: April 13, 2018, 09:47:34 AM »
Even with all the fake news BS put out by Trump and his henchmen about Mueller, Americans are smart enough to see right through it.
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/post-abc-poll-majority-of-americans-support-mueller%e2%80%99s-probe-of-russia-trump-campaign/ar-AAvQ6XP?ocid=ientp


The Post-ABC poll finds Americans’ views of Comey include division and indifference, with about 3 in 10 seeing him favorably, just over 3 in 10 unfavorably and the rest offering no opinion. But by 48 percent to 32 percent, Comey is seen as more believable than Trump, and adults disapprove of Comey’s firing by a similar margin, though a sizable share chose neither or have no opinion.

Wow, this Comey guy has a real credibility issue if he can't get a majority to feel he is more credible than Trump.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19573 on: April 13, 2018, 09:49:51 AM »
Question 27 & compared to Clinton. ;D

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19574 on: April 13, 2018, 09:54:01 AM »
Wow, this Comey guy has a real credibility issue if he can't get a majority to feel he is more credible than Trump.
::)

But by 48 percent to 32 percent, Comey is seen as more believable than Trump
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19575 on: April 13, 2018, 09:55:05 AM »
Party ID:
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35% Independent
25% Republican
This shows the poll is slanted towards the R's?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19576 on: April 13, 2018, 09:55:29 AM »
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But by 48 percent to 32 percent, Comey is seen as more believable than Trump
By a majority of Trump haters, yes

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« Reply #19577 on: April 13, 2018, 09:58:11 AM »
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But by 48 percent to 32 percent, Comey is seen as more believable than Trump
Correct. That is a plurality not a majority. That means that most Americans are either unsure or feel that Trump is more credible than him. That is really bad.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19578 on: April 13, 2018, 09:59:08 AM »
By a majority of Trump haters, yes
So the majority of Trump haters are independents, sounds about right.
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« Reply #19579 on: April 13, 2018, 09:59:11 AM »
Party ID:
32% Democrat
35% Independent
25% Republican
Since people self identify those numbers are in themselves a part of the poll.
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