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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3828366 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19861 on: April 27, 2018, 06:14:41 PM »
Just two loud months that wont answer a simple question. Did you make tons of money off of Facebook?
Yeah they made a lot of money, what right do they have to complain about their work being demonetized and blocked so they can't make more of their own work?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19862 on: April 27, 2018, 06:22:06 PM »
Yeah they made a lot of money, what right do they have to complain about their work being demonetized and blocked so they can't make more of their own work?
Not sure what rights they have or don't have. I guess that is what the hearings are about.
What I do know is they are playing everyone. The same way Kanye West is.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19863 on: April 27, 2018, 06:23:26 PM »
Not sure what rights they have or don't have. I guess that is what the hearings are about.
What I do know is they are playing everyone. The same way Kanye West is.
Of course they are playing everyone. What else ever happens in these hearings?

The same as who?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19864 on: April 27, 2018, 06:27:58 PM »
The same as who?
The guy the R's wanted to hang for calling Bush a racist during Katrina but know are falling all over him because he said nice things about Trump. Did I mention he has an album coming out?  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19865 on: April 29, 2018, 12:58:43 AM »
You gotta love how the fake news conspiracy TV struggling to find excuses and answers how these major NK developments are NOT Trumps credit.  One of the pundits even came up that its Kims credit  ::)

Oh, and these dummies who were saying Trump is causing a Nuclear war with Korea by not continuing the failing appeasement strategies from the former Admin, they are just not to be found.
I just watched the clip of Kimmy in SK...He got kavod melachim there.
It seems like all that nuke testing is paying off for him, it's just to be seen how much aid and concessions he can squeeze out of an agreement to "denuclearize" until he thinks it's time to start the next round.
Rocket Man and Dotard can go play nice with each other for a few minutes...

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19866 on: April 29, 2018, 08:32:16 AM »
I just watched the clip of Kimmy in SK...He got kavod melachim there.
It seems like all that nuke testing is paying off for him, it's just to be seen how much aid and concessions he can squeeze out of an agreement to "denuclearize" until he thinks it's time to start the next round.
Rocket Man and Dotard can go play nice with each other for a few minutes...
You missed the big news that came out of the meeting.
"Yoon said Kim also revealed plans to re-adjust its current time zone to match the South's."  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19867 on: April 29, 2018, 03:34:24 PM »
The guy the R's wanted to hang for calling Bush a racist during Katrina but know are falling all over him because he said nice things about Trump. Did I mention he has an album coming out?  :)
Is this the long version of what you were trying to say?

https://www.dailywire.com/news/29782/note-conservatives-stop-fawning-over-celebrities-ben-shapiro
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19868 on: April 29, 2018, 03:37:08 PM »
 @MinnPatriot: Breaking: The Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals has reversed North Korea's decision to discontinue its Nuclear weapons program...


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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19869 on: April 29, 2018, 03:46:22 PM »


Any fair person knows Trump is a pathological liar.

Correct...And therefore we no longer get hysterical over him lying.

Comey answers every question thrown at him on FOX. Anyone who believes Trump over this guy has to be the biggest fool ever.

While Comey is a definitely smarter and as a lawyer/prosecutor he is definitely more persuasive don't forget that he has much to lose here.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19870 on: April 29, 2018, 09:40:17 PM »
You gotta love how the fake news conspiracy TV struggling to find excuses and answers how these major NK developments are NOT Trumps credit.  One of the pundits even came up that its Kims credit  ::)

Oh, and these dummies who were saying Trump is causing a Nuclear war with Korea by not continuing the failing appeasement strategies from the former Admin, they are just not to be found.



It remains to be seen if there is actually any accomplishment here at all or if this is all blather on Kim's part.

I just watched the clip of Kimmy in SK...He got kavod melachim there.
It seems like all that nuke testing is paying off for him, it's just to be seen how much aid and concessions he can squeeze out of an agreement to "denuclearize" until he thinks it's time to start the next round.
Rocket Man and Dotard can go play nice with each other for a few minutes...
Bottom line NK/Rocket Man have done an array of different things that were unimaginable just a few months ago. While we need to be cautious, and it may be a PR stunt this is the biggest step they've taken in decades.



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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19871 on: April 29, 2018, 09:43:41 PM »
Bottom line NK/Rocket Man have done an array of different things that were unimaginable just a few months ago. While we need to be cautious, and it may be a PR stunt this is the biggest step they've taken in decades.
...or the biggest con job. Time will tell.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19872 on: April 29, 2018, 09:45:36 PM »

Bottom line NK/Rocket Man have done an array of different things that were unimaginable just a few months ago. While we need to be cautious, and it may be a PR stunt this is the biggest step they've taken in decades.
Trump creates the biggest and best PR stunts
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19873 on: April 29, 2018, 09:49:34 PM »


...or the biggest con job. Time will tell.

Correct. But he deserves the credit for the progress. A few months ago everyone was blaming Trump for the inevitable WW3...

Trump creates the biggest and best PR stunts

...or Rocket Man. Time will tell.
FTFY

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« Reply #19874 on: April 29, 2018, 09:51:56 PM »

Correct. But he deserves the credit for the progress. A few months ago everyone was blaming Trump for the inevitable WW3...
FTFY
Not I. I always said this could bring him to the table and that we needed something different. I fully agree that for now things look like they should be credited to trump but only time will tell what the reality is.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19875 on: April 29, 2018, 09:56:22 PM »
But he deserves the credit for the progress. A few months ago everyone was blaming Trump for the inevitable WW3...
There has been so-called progress before. There will be plenty of time for credit if and when it happens.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19876 on: April 29, 2018, 10:19:02 PM »
Anyone watch Michelle Wolf at the WHCD? One word "vile".
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19877 on: April 29, 2018, 11:05:32 PM »
There has been so-called progress before. There will be plenty of time for credit if and when it happens.
As long as we are equally criticize/commend "in progress" developments whether it's the Mueller investigation or NK.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19878 on: April 29, 2018, 11:09:35 PM »
As long as we are equally criticize/commend "in progress" developments whether it's the Mueller investigation or NK.
I said to wait for Muellers report. The same here. That is why I am Mr Goalpost.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19879 on: April 29, 2018, 11:26:03 PM »
Anyone watch Michelle Wolf at the WHCD? One word "vile".
Do you see that as the rule or the exception?
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