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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

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Clinton
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Johnson
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Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3853107 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20060 on: May 04, 2018, 02:25:57 PM »
I wonder what people who type "u" instead of "you" do with all their free time.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20061 on: May 04, 2018, 02:27:19 PM »
::)
You are not giving me nothing to base it on. Trump has made hundreds of statements on the subject. 
I have nothing to base it on but I will still answer your question, no.
Now please stop with your nonsense and answer the question.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20062 on: May 04, 2018, 02:28:59 PM »
Can you provide any slight bit of evidence to back that up other than that he is a Reagan nominee?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20063 on: May 04, 2018, 02:31:20 PM »

I told you I was busy. One more ignorant comment and you won't get an answer.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20064 on: May 04, 2018, 02:31:40 PM »

You have to understand, @ChaimMoskowitz gets stuck with something stupid, and he uses it as an excuse ignore all substantive questions that destroy his narrative.
I wonder what people who type "u" instead of "you" do with all their free time.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20065 on: May 04, 2018, 02:34:09 PM »
You have to understand, @ChaimMoskowitz gets stuck with something stupid, and he uses it as an excuse ignore all substantive questions that destroy his narrative.
You still won't answer the question even after I answered your baseless question. You really are a tool.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20066 on: May 04, 2018, 02:35:33 PM »
I told you I was busy. One more ignorant comment and you won't get an answer.
As I thought.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20067 on: May 04, 2018, 02:38:26 PM »
As I thought.
You can't help yourself. I guess you don't want an answer.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20068 on: May 04, 2018, 02:39:10 PM »
You can't help yourself. I guess you don't want an answer.
As I thought.
I knew you don't have one.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20069 on: May 04, 2018, 02:39:45 PM »
I am not asking if you know. You don't know there is a G-d but you believe there is one I would hope.
Lets use this simple definition of believe for this question.
accept something as true; feel sure of the truth of
Now please answer the question.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20070 on: May 04, 2018, 02:51:15 PM »
Can you provide any slight bit of evidence to back that up other than that he is a Reagan nominee?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khalid_El-Masri
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20071 on: May 04, 2018, 03:03:02 PM »
Yes I'm back. Was in Israel for the week. It's  absolutely stunning to see the same liberals who were screaming on the Republicans when they were bashing liberal judges for ruling against Trump that we have to understand and believe in the justice system and we are not allowed to blame it on political affiliation are now screaming that this judge is a Reagan nominee.
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20072 on: May 04, 2018, 03:05:02 PM »
Yes I'm back. Was in Israel for the week. It's  absolutely stunning to see the same liberals who were screaming on the Republicans when they were bashing liberal judges for ruling against Trump that we have to understand and believe in the justice system and we are not allowed to blame it on political affiliation are now screaming that this judge is a Reagan nominee.
Hope you had a good time in Israel. Both sides are going to play the political card, that is a given.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20073 on: May 04, 2018, 03:07:26 PM »
Bump! @avromie7
I answered your question multiple times, just because you can't use my answer to further your agenda doesn't change the fact. Now stop deflecting everything important with dumb questions.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20075 on: May 04, 2018, 03:10:12 PM »
I answered your question multiple times, just because you can't use my answer to further your agenda doesn't change the fact. Now stop deflecting everything important with dumb questions.
No you didn't answer it. You are stuck between a rock and a hard place and we all know it. If you say you believe him you look like a fool. If you say you don't believe him that makes him a liar!!

So I will ask you again. Do you BELIVE him?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20076 on: May 04, 2018, 03:11:55 PM »
How does that show 9th circuit?
The 9th circuit is said to be slanted for the D's. He is said to be slanted toward the R's.
Now are we going to have twenty pages going back and forth?
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« Reply #20077 on: May 04, 2018, 03:31:44 PM »
The 9th circuit is said to be slanted for the D's. He is said to be slanted toward the R's.
Now are we going to have twenty pages going back and forth?
I don't know who is feeding you this garbage, but he is not even a circuit court judge at all. He is a criminal trial judge. He has no major rulings on constitutional matters. Whoever you are getting this from is full of it. He is a Reagan nominee so is probably more conservative but to compare to the 9th circuit is simply trying to obfuscate and has no credibility.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20078 on: May 04, 2018, 03:40:10 PM »
I don't know who is feeding you this garbage, but he is not even a circuit court judge at all. He is a criminal trial judge. He has no major rulings on constitutional matters. Whoever you are getting this from is full of it. He is a Reagan nominee so is probably more conservative but to compare to the 9th circuit is simply trying to obfuscate and has no credibility.
The point is he leans toward the R's view like the 9th circuit leans toward the D's view. No one said he is a circuit court judge.
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« Reply #20079 on: May 04, 2018, 03:54:22 PM »
The point is he leans toward the R's view like the 9th circuit leans toward the D's view. No one said he is a circuit court judge.
There is nothing in between?
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