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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 2036997 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20840 on: June 01, 2018, 05:42:19 PM »
It's not that complicated... Your a bright individual..

When you see a pattern you can't give a different excuse every time.
The concept wasn't the point. You explained it well the first time.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20841 on: June 01, 2018, 06:00:31 PM »
Chaim please call me at 1212-434-0900 #2 #2 I would like to discuss the matter with you, if you don't speak English you can contact me at 1212-444-1100 #1 #1 #5.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20843 on: June 02, 2018, 11:45:42 PM »
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/06/01/upshot/we-ran-out-of-words-to-describe-how-good-the-jobs-numbers-are.html
The only problem is Trump said those numbers were worthless before he was president.  :)
Also it is just a continuation from before he took office. Even he couldn't screw this one up.  :P
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20844 on: June 02, 2018, 11:50:14 PM »
The only problem is Trump said those numbers were worthless before he was president.  :)
Also it is just a continuation from before he took office. Even he couldn't screw this one up. 
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20845 on: June 02, 2018, 11:54:39 PM »
Goalposts
By my goalposts the numbers are the best I have seen. Unless you are going to accept my goalposts I don't want to hear a peep out of you!!!  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20847 on: June 03, 2018, 01:31:49 PM »
About the Russian collusion meeting at Trump tower.

First - Trump says he had nothing to do with the letter.
Then - He might have had some input but didn't dictate the letter.
Now - Trump dictated the letter.

I guess if I was him I wouldn't speak to Mueller either. ROFLMAO!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20851 on: June 03, 2018, 06:31:28 PM »
Most inept racist of all time
Also it is just a continuation from before he took office. Even he couldn't screw this one up.  :P
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20852 on: June 04, 2018, 10:05:52 AM »
This is the nutcase you support?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20853 on: June 04, 2018, 10:14:46 AM »
This is the nutcase you support?

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absolutely!
He should get rid of all these nutcases #DrainThaSwamp

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20854 on: June 04, 2018, 10:17:40 AM »
absolutely!
He should get rid of all these nutcases #DrainThaSwamp
Maybe he will add David Duke to the WH staff or the good Nazi's he talked about.  :P
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20855 on: June 04, 2018, 10:27:16 AM »
Maybe he will add David Duke to the WH staff or the good Nazi's he talked about.  :P
Trump is the most loved president in history by those that the Nazi hate the most, the violent Nazi action at the rallies were done by violent democrats.
the media tries to associate every Nazi with trump.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20856 on: June 04, 2018, 10:32:44 AM »
you should be embarrassed of yourself for calling him a Nazi, he is the most loved president in history by those that the Nazi hate the most, the violent Nazi action at the rallies were done by violent democrats.
the media tries to associate every Nazi with trump.
I should embarrassed? LOL
Where did I call me him a Nazi?
You need to get your head out of the sand and look at the facts.
'Apprentice' Producer: Trump Made 'Despicable' Racist Comments About Blacks and Jews
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« Reply #20857 on: June 04, 2018, 10:49:36 AM »
I should embarrassed? LOL
Where did I call me him a Nazi?
You need to get your head out of the sand and look at the facts.
'Apprentice' Producer: Trump Made 'Despicable' Racist Comments About Blacks and Jews
I cant talk for the blacks as I'M a white jew, please point me to his racist comments against Jews, as a jew I'm very proud of his actions he is the first and only president I ever voted for, I couldn't care less about his Personal life as long he is not publicly proud about it, his domestic and foreign policy is a major success for all of us (Black/White/Latino/Democrats),

Obama had the power of speech and politically correct but sorry I couldn't stand his policies.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20858 on: June 04, 2018, 10:55:15 AM »
You are a "WHITE JEW"? What the h*ll does that mean? Is that different than a "BLACK JEW"?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20859 on: June 04, 2018, 11:01:23 AM »
please point me to his racist comments against Jews,
So you feel when he lies about knowing who David Duke is and refusing to condemn him and the KKK does not speak to his views? How about saying there are good Nazi's that just about every Jewish organization condemned, doesn't speak to his views?

There are many other examples you can find with a simple Google search if you really want to know the truth about him. Don't be fooled by a anti-sematic bringing gifts.  ;)

P.S. You and the other Trumpsters should stick to defending his policies which are defensible.
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