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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3849162 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20980 on: June 07, 2018, 03:38:30 PM »
By a whopping 25-point margin, voters say they’re more likely to back a congressional candidate who promises to serve as a check on President Donald Trump, according to a new national poll from NBC News and the Wall Street Journal.
good, congress (legislative branch) is supposed to be a check on the presidency (executive branch). That number should be 100 point margin

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20981 on: June 07, 2018, 03:42:52 PM »
good, congress (legislative branch) is supposed to be a check on the presidency (executive branch). That number should be 100 point margin
Going to go out on a limb and say that is not the reason why for the whopping 25 point margin.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20983 on: June 07, 2018, 03:45:18 PM »
Going to go out on a limb and say that is not the reason why for the whopping 25 point margin.  :)
probably, but that is because the majority of the surveyed people dont understand how the government is supposed to work.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20984 on: June 07, 2018, 04:21:29 PM »
https://www.dailywire.com/news/31566/after-pro-religious-baker-supreme-court-ruling-ben-shapiro
UPDATE: In case it was unclear from the original story, the store owner has put the sign back up this week. That was an error for which we apologize.

Did he lie on purpose or an honest mistake?
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« Reply #20985 on: June 07, 2018, 04:23:07 PM »
UPDATE: In case it was unclear from the original story, the store owner has put the sign back up this week. That was an error for which we apologize.

Did he lie on purpose or an honest mistake?
Did he hide the correction or did he flaunt it?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20986 on: June 07, 2018, 04:28:10 PM »
Did he hide the correction or did he flaunt it?
You post a link to answer my question and it was #fakenews. No he didn't lie. He did what most news outlets do. They run with a story before checking it out properly.

Contrast that to our current president who just makes stuff up and flat out lies. Look at the video of SS I just posted where she was given to opportunity to correct her lie/false statement. She refused to. That says a lot about her credibility!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20987 on: June 07, 2018, 04:31:31 PM »
unfortunately none of my utilities are on the list

Was wondering why my NJ Natural Gas bill showed I was credited $36 this month.
Looking forward to saving on NJ American Water bill as well.

Thank you President Trump!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20988 on: June 07, 2018, 04:33:38 PM »
Thank you President Trump!
Make sure you thank him when prices go up on a whole bunch of stuff because of tariffs.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20989 on: June 07, 2018, 04:33:59 PM »
Was wondering why my NJ Natural Gas bill showed I was credited $36 this month.
Looking forward to saving on NJ American Water bill as well.

Thank you President Trump!
If Hitler YM"SH would give you $35 credit would you thank him?!?!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20990 on: June 07, 2018, 04:34:51 PM »
If Hitler YM"SH would give you $35 credit would you thank him?!?!
Glad you said it and not me.  :P
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20991 on: June 07, 2018, 04:38:44 PM »
If Hitler YM"SH would give you $35 credit would you thank him?!?!

If 0bama simply let me keep my money I would thank him.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20992 on: June 07, 2018, 04:41:12 PM »
If 0bama simply let me keep my money I would thank him.
You weren't one of the idiots that didn't have there money in the market, were you?
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« Reply #20993 on: June 07, 2018, 04:45:52 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20994 on: June 07, 2018, 05:11:17 PM »
Glad you said it and not me.  :P
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Is there any group of people that were negatively affected by the narrative of the other end of the spectrum?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20996 on: June 08, 2018, 06:57:35 AM »
We got a badchen in office, keeps us entertained.

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« Reply #20997 on: June 08, 2018, 09:13:01 AM »
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Huh? What is the connection?  :o ::)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20998 on: June 08, 2018, 09:26:38 AM »
Huh? What is the connection?  :o ::)
The #fakenews that there was a spy. These Trumpsters have gone off the deep end.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20999 on: June 08, 2018, 09:31:09 AM »
The #fakenews that there was a spy. These Trumpsters have gone off the deep end.
I haven't figured out the difference between informant and spy other that who their employer is. Sounds like they took out a thesaurus to come up with a different word. If a spy is unjustified neither is an informant. If an informant is justified so is a spy. I can't figure out why people are busy with the word distinction. When people give such unsubstantive explanations that leads me to believe that the substance doesn't look good for them.
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