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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3830500 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #21360 on: June 18, 2018, 08:02:23 PM »
Is this true? If yes it changes much of the conversation.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #21361 on: June 18, 2018, 08:09:50 PM »
Is this true? If yes it changes much of the conversation.
What's true is there is no law that requires the separation for crossing the border illegally. They have many options under our law but Trump has chosen to take the most severe and cruel route. Then he blames the D's and says the law requires it. The idiots then believe it because he said it. 
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #21362 on: June 18, 2018, 08:12:12 PM »
What's true is there is no law that requires the separation for crossing the border illegally. They have many options under our law but Trump has chosen to take the most severe and cruel route. Then he blames the D's and says the law requires it. The idiots then believe it because he said it. 
I don't disagree with that, but if migrants are given the opportunity to simply go back and avoid the whole thing that changes the whole conversation drastically.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #21363 on: June 18, 2018, 08:16:16 PM »
I don't disagree with that, but if migrants are given the opportunity to simply go back and avoid the whole thing that changes the whole conversation drastically.
Our policies are abused. Trump is right about that. The issues are the ones that are trying to escape a lifetime of suffering. They come here for a better life for their children. Should I be a hypocrite and condemn them for the same thing I would do for my children?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #21364 on: June 18, 2018, 08:18:45 PM »
Our policies are abused. Trump is right about that. The issues are the ones that are trying to escape a lifetime of suffering. They come here for a better life for their children. Should I be a hypocrite and condemn them for the same thing I would do for my children?
I fully agree that the asylum system needs a major overhaul and we should make legal immigration MUCH more lenient. Illegal immigration by hundreds or thousands just coming for a buck is unhelpful to that cause. There needs to be some level of organization to it.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #21365 on: June 18, 2018, 08:23:13 PM »
I fully agree that the asylum system needs a major overhaul and we should make legal immigration MUCH more lenient. Illegal immigration by hundreds or thousands just coming for a buck is unhelpful to that cause. There needs to be some level of organization to it.
I am not disagreeing. The issue now is the separation is trying to be used as a deterrent to others. Very bad idea.
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« Reply #21366 on: June 18, 2018, 08:24:42 PM »
I am not disagreeing. The issue now is the separation is trying to be used as a deterrent to others. Very bad idea.
I don't disagree with that, but if migrants are given the opportunity to simply go back and avoid the whole thing that changes the whole conversation drastically.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #21367 on: June 18, 2018, 08:27:02 PM »
I figured you would approve of taking children for their Mom. Is that what your religion teaches you?
Yes azehu chuchum h'roiah es hanolad, I don't see why you have mercy on them over the us citizens that had a shvache minute, they should empty all parents from the correction facilities including murders since that's your policy for ex citizens which includes murders.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #21368 on: June 18, 2018, 08:27:33 PM »

Go back to what? What does it tell you when a Mother decides to be separated from her child instead of going back?
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« Reply #21369 on: June 18, 2018, 08:27:45 PM »
Yes azehu chuchum h'roiah es hanolad, I don't see why you have mercy on them over the us citizens that had a shvache minute, they should empty all parents from the correction facilities including murders since that's your policy for ex citizens which includes murders.
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« Reply #21370 on: June 18, 2018, 08:28:57 PM »
Go back to what? What does it tell you when a Mother decides to be separated from her child instead of going back?

I think that many of them are relying on the liberal groups bailing them out.
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« Reply #21371 on: June 18, 2018, 08:31:49 PM »
Yes azehu chuchum h'roiah es hanolad, I don't see why you have mercy on them over the us citizens that had a shvache minute, they should empty all parents from the correction facilities including murders since that's your policy for ex citizens which includes murders.
Let's see if I understand this properly. You rejoice when one of your own gets out of jail when he used child labor. You rejoice when children are torn away from their mothers. I see a distinct pattern hear. You want to continue your nonsense since I am not going anywhere!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #21372 on: June 18, 2018, 08:33:38 PM »
I think that many of them are relying on the liberal groups bailing them out.
That is true for some. It is also true some are just using the kids to get into the US. The problem is the ones that care about their children are being lumped in with the rest.
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« Reply #21373 on: June 18, 2018, 08:37:46 PM »
That is true for some. It is also true some are just using the kids to get into the US. The problem is the ones that care about their children are being lumped in with the rest.
Yes which is exactly why uncontrolled migration is at the core of the problem.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #21374 on: June 18, 2018, 08:37:47 PM »
Let's see if I understand this properly. You rejoice when one of your own gets out of jail when he used child labor. You rejoice when children are torn away from their mothers. I see a distinct pattern hear. You want to continue your nonsense since I am not going anywhere!!!
You know good and well that's it's all lib hype, they did it in the past no one said boo, they currently do it for citizens no one says boo, only when you have a political agenda you become a groisa tzadick.

 No it pains me when children are separated, it pains me when people need to flee their country, it pains me when we have a week immigration system, it pains me when the libs twist everything against the best president in us history.

There's a process how to get here, use it.
There's a process how to elect a president, use it.

Chaim are you at all bothered that Paul is in prison without his family, I think you had a huge smile from ear to ear when you read the news.
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« Reply #21375 on: June 18, 2018, 08:45:31 PM »
That is true for some. It is also true some are just using the kids to get into the US. The problem is the ones that care about their children are being lumped in with the rest.
You're reminding me the hafgonos in Jerusalem the kanoim do the job the mired bystanders get whacked, well I would stay away and stay safe.
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« Reply #21376 on: June 18, 2018, 08:48:01 PM »
Chaim are you at all bothered that Paul is in prison without his family, I think you had a huge smile from ear to ear when you read the news.
You nailed it. I was ROFLMAO when I heard someone screwed up like I did.  ::)
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